Come visit Fiji and all its many splendors like white beaches, man eating hats, exotic wild life, interpretive dancing, clear oceans, and late night swims in dress robes! SECOND in the "Lessons" series.
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Published 12 Jul 2006, last updated 14 Jul 2006
A short, cautionary tale about the "dangers" of mixing Harry, Hermione, and vodka.
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586 words in 1 chapter
Published 14 Jul 2006
Draco is sick of tradition. He's searching for something more. Who better to help him than a feisty red head, who's both passionate and spirited?
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1,642 words in 1 chapter
Published 13 Jul 2006
The Marauders prepare for James and Lily's wedding. Based on Laverinth's The Groomsmen.
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Published 13 Jul 2006
Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!
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Published 12 Jul 2006
Some things are best left unexplained like why moose aren't called meese and why fingers don't fing. Love used to be one of them until Hermione got her hands on it.
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1,559 words in 1 chapter
Published 12 Jul 2006
A series of three vingettes where Harry and Hermione realize they don't need to be in Hogwarts to learn something new. FIRST in the series.
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3,541 words in 3 chapters
Published 11 Jul 2006
First Harry Potter fanfiction. A casual evening study session sprouts dormant (perhaps?) feelings in one Harry Potter for one Hermione Granger. But can he handle it well? Excerpt: Oh Merlin, if Voldemort wasn’t out trying to kill him, whatever it was about Hermione that was affecting him so badly would do him in instead.
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Published 11 Jul 2006
A fun story that involves Harry, Hermione, firewhiskey, and Filch. Help me celebrate my acceptance as an author by telling me what you think!
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Published 11 Jul 2006
It's been almost nine years since they graduated from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Now they are in the real world, dealing with the biggest obstacle they ever met: Life. Join them, and see how they deal with it all, in their own funny way. Will they succeed in their mission? You would have to read to find out.
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Published 27 May 2006, last updated 10 Jul 2006
A very quick one shot that takes place soon after H/Hr finish school. Needless to say the problem of a Dark Wizard is long gone.
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Published 10 Jul 2006
Harry didn't know what he was looking for until it was right in front of him. (Set during their Fifth Year at Hogwarts)
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Published 10 Jul 2006
AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in the diary given to her by Harry: from Harry sneaking into her bathroom (and just acting altogether odd), Head Girl duties, NEWTs, and hormones, to Ginny setting Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is slowly slipping out of her control.
Excerpt from chapter 21, the epilogue: Harry took it from me and began flipping through the pages. A smile played onto his lips until he finally burst out in laughter.
“What?” I demanded immediately. “What’s so funny?”
“‘While I’m at it,’” he read from the diary, “‘convince the three mentioned above that I am not neurotic.’”
“What’s so funny about that?” I asked him.
“You are neurotic,” he told me. “That’s what’s so funny. You couldn’t have disproved them if you tried.”
“I could too!” I insisted, rather insulted.
“No you couldn’t,” came Hailey’s voice as she passed by the room, carrying Hogwarts, A History in her arms.
COMPLETED. Thanks to everyone who read! It's been an amazing ride. :-)
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56,118 words in 21 chapters
Published 6 Feb 2006, last updated 7 Jul 2006
AU 4th year. Harry decides his best hope of surviving the Yule Ball is to ask Hermione-- and everything goes on from there... The Yule Ball the way it should have gone.
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Published 28 Jun 2006, last updated 5 Jul 2006
Harry and Hermione get some groceries, get dressed up and get it on. Yes, they do. Though that's only implied. V. fluffy. Post-Hogwarts.
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Published 5 Jul 2006
Remus and Sirius overhear Lily and James having some... trouble upstairs.
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Published 4 Jul 2006
Draco as Prince Charming? Hedwig an expert at Raptor Martial Arts? Snape in Bunny Slippers? Has the world lost its mind? Well, where else are you going to find Ron and Neville singing ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’? Read and find out in this Shrek/Shrek 2 inspired parody featuring everything from the Death Eater Mafia to the Marauders Rock band. Featuring several ships including H/Hr (of course), R/LL, L/J, D/anything in a skirt, and H/C (though not the one everybody thinks).
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Published 4 Jul 2006
“Harry, I thought I told you not to put that in there,” he suddenly heard Hermione’s voice say. Ron stopped in his tracks and his mouth dropped open. He looked at the closed hangings of Harry’s bed with wide eyes... A terribly silly oneshot... please read and review!
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Published 2 Jul 2006
“Oh bite me,” she said, poking her tongue out at him. “Okay,” he said cheekily, leaning forward and attaching his lips and teeth to her neck... Another silly oneshot, hopefully humorous. Please read and review!
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Published 2 Jul 2006
Hermione, finding herself suddenly and unexpectedly alone on her birthday, is pleasantly surprised when Harry turns up. Having spent so long fruitlessly trying to persuade him to think about a career, it comes as something of a shock to learn that he has secretly gained respectable employment. Harry also seems intent upon telling her something more, but perhaps his birthday gift will only serve to remind her of something lost. Post Hogwarts.
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Published 28 Jun 2006