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    Time Warped by Twitch E. Littleferret

    An accident turns Ryan's life upside down. As a result, the beautiful Head Girl, Hermione Granger, is seriously crushing after him which seems to raise the hackles of Harry Potter who is determined to make his life a living hell at Hogwarts. Oh, and did I mention that Ryan's last name is Potter and that Harry and Hermione are his parents?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 19,249 words in 7 chapters Published 20 Apr 2006, last updated 9 Aug 2006

    Who's First? by KellyNicolette

    This has been deleted because I wrote a better version. The new one is much more organized and i've changed a lot of stuff, so if you liked this one, read the new one and tell me what you think! -KellyNicolette

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 0 words in 16 chapters Published 18 Nov 2005, last updated 6 Aug 2006

    Boiling the Tarts by Beedaily

    Christmas tart making gets a bit out of hand when James decides to boil his batch of dough in the fireplace.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,907 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Aug 2006

    If You Want It to Be Good ... by Starlight623

    Hermione comes home to find a slight change with Harry ...

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,073 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Aug 2006

    Pictures by Me111

    Post-Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione take a look back.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,309 words in 2 chapters Published 22 Feb 2005, last updated 31 Jul 2006

    All His Fault by Holland Sauce

    Hermione's got a problem! A little piece of fluff that just popped into my head a few months back!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,126 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Jul 2006, last updated 31 Jul 2006

    Sink or Swim by adamolupin

    This is a series of one shots and drabbles beginning about a month after "Soaked From Head to Toe" up to and including the birth and wedding. It isn't entirely necessary to read "Lessons" or its sequel "Soaked From Head to Toe" before reading this, but it may help with some references found within. THIRD in the "Lessons" series.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 19,084 words in 10 chapters Published 16 Jul 2006, last updated 30 Jul 2006

    The Trouble with Princesses by Rainpuddle13

    Summary: Draco has managed to raise two sons (with a wee bit of help from his lovely wife, Ginny) without scarring them (too much) for life. But now he has a pair of teenage daughters...

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,489 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Jul 2006

    Nothing's Changed by ChocolateFrogsForBreakfast

    Harry considered for a bit, then answered, “Nothing’s changed. I think this is where we’ve been headed all along..."

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,835 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Jul 2006

    A Stroll In Your Shoes by moogle

    Ginny and Draco somehow switch bodies. They have to work together to get their bodies back and somehow stop people from noticing the difference.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 31,200 words in 15 chapters Published 2 Jun 2006, last updated 24 Jul 2006

    Witch Wish by Liz21

    Ginny does a favor for her twin brothers that leads her on a wild ride with her not so favorite enemy, Draco Malfoy.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,626 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Jul 2006, last updated 24 Jul 2006

    Take Me Away by BeaumontRulz

    Less than a second later they found themselves standing in soft, white sand, the smell of the sea filling their nostrils. Hermione grinned and gazed along the beach, in awe how clear and blue the water was. “Aren’t you happy I made you take a day off?” Harry asked, resting his chin on her shoulder. “Most definitely,” she replied, smiling and leaning her head into his.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,861 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Jul 2006

    The Stupid Notes by Mstar

    A collection of humorous drabbles featuring (but not limited to) our beloved Marauders with a few cameo appearances by "Evans Dearest". A good read to cheer you up when you need a laugh.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 1,937 words in 2 chapters Published 23 Jul 2006

    Idle Threats by adamolupin

    Hermione has a favorite threat, but does she really mean it? Set in the "Lessons" universe.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 820 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jul 2006, last updated 22 Jul 2006

    It Began With His Eyes by bluetomatopasta

    Harry has realized that he loves Hermione, and Hermione has realized that she loves Harry. Will a bit of a nudge (well, shove, really) from their friends get them together?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 13,477 words in 10 chapters Published 24 Mar 2006, last updated 21 Jul 2006

    The Boys Room by adamolupin

    On a quest to find James, Lily stumbles into a mystery. Why is Remus tied up in a closet? What is that awful corn crisp smell? Do the Marauders really have a zoo in their room? And where IS James anyway? 7th year fic.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,514 words in 2 chapters Published 18 Jul 2006, last updated 20 Jul 2006

    Twenty Bloody Questions by Violet Kefira

    When Harry becomes abysmally bored on the Hogwarts Express one day, he coaxes Hermione into playing a game with him. Excerpt: "“What letter does his name start with?” “H. Four questions left.” Blast, Hermione, why don’t you just get it over with and tell him you want to have his babies? That’ll be much less obvious than your stupid answers!"

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,902 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Jul 2006

    It Wasn't Me by lillyfan16

    JKR just published HBP and she's feeling proud...until fanmail starts coming it, espeically a letter from Archie! After deciding to deny HBP by saying "It Wasn't Me," Archie comes to her with a musical number, parody to Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,297 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Jul 2006

    A Fine Duet by runningidiot

    When a plan goes amazingly well, but hopelessly wrong at the same time, two people have to learn to cope with each other; in the same body.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,444 words in 3 chapters Published 29 Jun 2006, last updated 17 Jul 2006

    The Wishing Candle by Violet Kefira

    The phrase 'Be careful what you wish for' takes on a whole new meaning for Hermione.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,692 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jul 2006
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