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    A Spot of Trouble by adamolupin

    Hermione learns an important lesson: always read the labels.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,029 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Sep 2006

    Friends in Low Places by SummrMagic

    Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are best friends and housemates...and each is in love with the other, while neither knows of the other's feelings. Will they finally admit it to each other and get together, or will Harry's ex-girlfriend get her way?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 4,543 words in 3 chapters Published 29 Jan 2006, last updated 21 Sep 2006

    Who's First: Renewed! by KellyNicolette

    It’s been eight years since the end of the war. The Trio defeated Voldemort, along with a great number of his most faithful Death Eaters. Harry and Hermione are now teaching at Hogwarts, while Ron is the Keeper for the Chudley Cannons. Working together everyday has brought them closer than ever, but will either admit their feelings for the other when they are fully realized? Ron and his wife, Luna, find out and try to move it along, but will their master plan work to everyone’s benefit? If you want to know, than read! Okay, this may look like the same story, because it still has the same elements, but i've changed a lot of stuff. If you liked the original, than you might like this one. Review and tell me what you think.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 16,579 words in 12 chapters Published 7 Aug 2006, last updated 20 Sep 2006

    Find Me by Glassesfreak206

    ONE-SHOT. He made you cry again.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,209 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Sep 2006

    Happy Birthday by cpt_slog

    Hermione's first birthday after the death of Voldermort and in her final year of school.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 17,161 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Sep 2006

    See You Next Week by Sakura1287

    Draco needs a bit of Counseling to bring the happiness back into his life after the fall of the Dark Lord.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,461 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Sep 2006

    Fingers by Blair

    Draco and Ginny are stuck in detention together and Ginny sees fit to leave her mark.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 830 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Sep 2006

    Told You I Was Ill by lithen

    Repost of Tribes if anyone ever remembers it. And the follow up series it spawned. Mostly idiocy and inane stories.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 6,536 words in 3 chapters Published 11 Sep 2006, last updated 12 Sep 2006

    Exam Time by cpt_slog

    A simple oneshot.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,788 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Sep 2006

    Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? by mathiasgranger

    Molly Weasley's life following the war was almost perfect. All that was missing was the one big happy Weasley family. Let the attempt at hilarity ensue.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,172 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Sep 2006

    The Lockhart Challenge by Hermiones Phoenix

    Who's the better romantic? It's Potter vs. Lockhart. A slightly humorous piece.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 918 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Aug 2006

    The Worst Day in the History of England by Hermione_Crookshanks

    From broken coffee machines and decimated doors to folders precariously left around her office, Hermione is having the worst day in the history of mankind...make that England. It just figures that Harry's chosen tonight of all nights to finally propose. H/Hr one-shot. Excerpt: No, Miss Granger would insist that she was having the worst day that any woman in the history of England possibly could have had. She was going to say in the history of mankind, but realized, given the history classes prior to her days at Hogwarts, England's history was most likely longer than that of humans. Or so it seemed to the students that had also attended Mrs. Gerwin's class. Like any bad day, it all began that morning, as what is the worst day in the history of one's country without it starting with the morning's coffee?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,080 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Aug 2006

    Graces by pumpkintoasty

    Another morning in the Potter household.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,878 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Aug 2006

    Never Been More Serious by ray_hermy19

    (Companion fic to Confessions and Realizations in the Common Room; but I strongly suggest you read that one first!)Ron unwittingly witnesses the scene in CRCR between Harry and Hermione, and comes to a realization. (Okay, I know I suck at summaries, so will you please just read it? And review, please?) Enjoy!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,083 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Aug 2006

    More Than Grass by vea

    James Potter knows he likes Lily Evans, but the fact of the matter remains that she is in firm denial of her own feelings, especially when they concern a certain habit of his. Co-authored with GhostofBambi. [Rating for an obscene amount of obscenities.]

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,502 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Aug 2006

    Movie Night by pumpkintoasty

    Fluffy little piece in which Hermione swears off love and Harry takes issue.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,120 words in 2 chapters Published 12 Jun 2006, last updated 14 Aug 2006

    Sex. Or Gender, If You Prefer. by Ruddy_Brilliant

    Our lovely wedded couple dispute about whether the word is "sex" or "gender." And then they say to hell with that and run off to have some sex. What a crazy story.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,512 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Aug 2006

    The Office by Dark Illusion

    The Ministry dissolves into hysteria when magic is taken away for a week. Draco is assigned to supervise. When he hears that Ginny plans to seduce him, steal his wand and go on a magic spree, he doesn’t know how to feel about it. (rating for crude language)

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 2,271 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Aug 2006

    What Is Love? Ginny's 24th Birthday. by d&gforever

    A cute little one-shot detailing the events of Ginny's twenty-four birthday. It follows the story line of "What Is Love?"

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,700 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Aug 2006, last updated 12 Aug 2006

    Never Ask by misstake

    After a day at Hogsmeade, Hermione and Ron enter the common room in a heated arguement. Always the bistander in these clashes, Harry soon learns that it is always better to live in the moment than to ask.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,045 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Aug 2006
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