Harry/Hermione and Halloween. Meant to be taken VERY lightly. Upped the rating to PG-13; might be considered low-R for sexual implication. I apologize to those who felt it should be higher.
Complete
3,026 words in 1 chapter
Published 8 Nov 2006
Lions and Ravens and Snakes. Oh my!
In progress
2,122 words in 1 chapter
Published 2 Nov 2006
Dungeons, chains and Peeves?
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2,693 words in 1 chapter
Published 31 Oct 2006
Three years post-HBP. Hermione and the Order want to break Harry out of Azkaban. The bespectacled twit got himself thrown in there when he failed to kill Lucius Malfoy subtly enough after Lucius had murdered Ron and Ginny. Hermione burns Harry in effigy, negotiates with a traitorous and unredeemable Snape, gets drunk with Fred and George, has a Girls' Night Out in Knockturn Alley with Fleur and Tonks, writes columns for Luna's Quibbler, kills Draco Malfoy... and that's just the legal stuff. (Previously posted in 12 chapter form.) EXCERPT: Harry had wanted Hermione to be Secret Keeper, but she had refused. She'd said it was important to keep the secret until he died, and she might die before him ("What if I get knocked down by a Muggle bus, Harry? Or blown up by televangelist terrorists? Or choke on a Marie biscuit?").
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28,849 words in 1 chapter
Published 29 Oct 2006
“Sarcasm does not become you.” “That’s only because I am not versed in that menial art of fools.” “Sarcasm is not for fools. It takes wit, talent and a quickness of mind.” “I’m sure that’s why you suck at it.” D/G fluffity
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3,818 words in 1 chapter
Published 23 Oct 2006
I wasn't sure which ship to put this under, so I put it under Draco/Ginny just because they were the first ship in the first story. This isn't the sequel to "Sink or Swim" but more like a dumping ground for stories involving my Lessons universe I feel are too short to post individually. Each story should stand independently of the other in "Growth Spurts," although they will sometimes reference situations and characters found in other Lessons universe stories so it might help to read those stories first. "Growth Spurts" will also contain ships from R/L and H/Hr. If I find that one ship dominates, I might change that. After all that, enjoy!
In progress
11,341 words in 9 chapters
Published 2 Aug 2006, last updated 22 Oct 2006
Post-Hogwarts and Ginny is determined to make it out in the big bad world, as well as hoping to shed some light into the love department. She drives her boss crazy, gets into some hilarious situations and somewhere along the line, she falls unknowingly for the biggest prat she knows: Draco Malfoy.
Abandoned
4,535 words in 1 chapter
Published 17 Oct 2006
Ron finds out about Harry and Hermione's relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. ...no particularly engaging plot here!
Complete
3,624 words in 1 chapter
Published 17 Oct 2006
Ginny Weasley is a jealous person. A jealous girlfriend especially. A jealous girlfriend of one, Harry Potter, to be exact. So, to make sure that bushy-haired know-it-all doesn't move in on her territory over Christmas holidays, she brews a potion that enables Harry to touch only the girl he desires most. Because after all, everyone knows that the only girl Harry has ever *really* wanted is Ginny. Or so she thinks. FINISHED! A million thank yous to my reviewers!
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18,950 words in 13 chapters
Published 10 Aug 2006, last updated 16 Oct 2006
Shortly before Spring dawns at The Burrow, Harry finds himself alone and friendless. Hermione's betrayal might not weigh so much if it did not occur on the eve of Harry's battle with a certain Dark Lord. Things get crazier when he returns home to his girlfriend and finds why her letters have stopped. Harry is not in a very reconciliative mood that evening. But all of a sudden, he is approached by someone who demands of him to forgive Hermione...
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6,279 words in 7 chapters
Published 16 Oct 2006
A bit of a future cookie in The Circle's End universe, Harry and Hermione having a touch of a night out on his birthday, and making up for lost time...rating for a tad touch of language and highly suggestive actions.
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1,922 words in 1 chapter
Published 16 Oct 2006
Hermione has learned that you shouldn't always believe what you read, because it could be the reason you get everything you've ever wanted. (Rated PG13 for some mild swearing)
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988 words in 1 chapter
Published 12 Oct 2006
Take that incredibly famous Trio – Harry, Ron & Hermione – let them hunt down and defeat Voldemort, then return them to the effusively congratulatory arms of the Wizarding world where they’re fawned upon, awarded and worshipped. Then see the friendship of the once inseparable threesome disintegrate, each going their own way, deliberately abstaining from any kind of contact with each other.
Why? No one knows except for the Trio themselves – and they’re not telling. As the years pass, it seems as though it will take a miracle to get them together again. Then, after five years, Ginny appears to do it - the miracle is wrought and they agree to reunite for the Ministry of Magic’s annual Yule Ball. So, Ron’s returning, Hermione’s coming home and Harry’s back…let the story begin…
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70,067 words in 12 chapters
Published 29 Jul 2006, last updated 11 Oct 2006
Lily Evans has just about always loathed (not just hated, but actually loathed) James Potter, but ever wonder why she dislikes him so much? Never should have listened to Sirius, James, never should have listened to Sirius.
In progress
6,688 words in 3 chapters
Published 7 Feb 2006, last updated 8 Oct 2006
Friday night, a pub, and good friends can lead to a lot more than a good time, if you let it. Fluff ahoy :)
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10,239 words in 2 chapters
Published 6 Oct 2006, last updated 8 Oct 2006
The battle is over. Harry, Hermione and Ron live together at Grimmauld place and graduation is just around the corner. Will Harry finally get his girl??
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9,966 words in 4 chapters
Published 27 Sep 2005, last updated 7 Oct 2006
It takes a little bit of help from Barry White for James too see he tries too hard.
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2,019 words in 1 chapter
Published 6 Oct 2006
Draco attempts suicide, and is saved in the nick of time by a certain someone. A study in dark humour, please forgive me.
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2,842 words in 1 chapter
Published 28 Sep 2006
After reading something he *really* shouldn't have, Ron takes it upon himself to bring his two best friends together. By any means necessary.
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9,757 words in 4 chapters
Published 11 Jul 2006, last updated 23 Sep 2006
“Oi! Weaselcheeks!” or "Draco Malfoy was impossible to get rid of."
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708 words in 1 chapter
Published 23 Sep 2006