AU - During their sixth year, Harry and Hermione drifted apart. Jealousy, indifference and intolerance plagued their relationship until the funeral of their Headmaster. On the train home, Harry suffers from a strange illness and Hermione begins acting erratically, fighting a battle between wanting to punch Harry and wanting to snog him senseless. A mysterious Japanese orphan gets thrust into their lives, whose secrets may hold the key to life, love, and ultimately, the final battle. Excerpt from Ch. 53: “I was going to ask you about why you had lied about contacting the previous employers of all of these applicants…” Harry calmly interrupted as he held up the open folder in his hands so that Vernon could see. Harry then snapped the folder closed, carelessly dropped it on the table, then leaned forward while resting his palms on the surface and said in a low, dangerous whisper, “…but I’d much rather know what happened to the three million, seven hundred seventy-nine thousand, six hundred eleven Pounds that you stole from my Gringott’s vault.”
Lavender offers advice to Harry on how to tame his wild hair with a new shampoo. Hermione walks into the middle of the conversation and gets the entirely wrong idea. Rating to be safe! *Actual review:omg omg omg!!!!! this is the FUNNIEST fic ive ever read!!!! laughing the whole ENTIRE TIME!!!! Due to popular demand, a THIRD chappie has been added!
Harry loses everything and everyone during the last battle and tries to live his life in a self-imposed exile. Songfic based upon Social Distortion's 'Ball and Chain' (2 part story) R rating for massive alcohol consumption and implied violence. I promise, it has a *relatively* happy ending! Give it a shot!
Harry gets interrupted while trying to prepare for his teaching job. A fun little one shot fic for all! Enjoy!
Here's a songfic (Yes, I know songfics are frowned upon, but give it a shot) about Harry's life after being nearly killed during the final battle. Very angsty, be warned!
Harry gets cursed by his wife and seeks assistance from his best friend, only to discover how wicked a witch can be.