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    Double Bacon Cheeseburger by Fiiish

    Ron thinks about food. A lot. But there is more to food than meets the eye, he discovers.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,659 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Apr 2006

    Just Another Job by jms granger

    Joel Fielding – In his head he’s living like his spy novels, battling the rise of the Death Eaters. In reality he's a man who accidentally ends up working for Lord Voldemort against the Order of the Phoenix. Sophie Wolfe – Pretty, talented and slightly nuts, also working for the Dark Lord. Mr. Pettigrew – Balding. Follow Joel through his first year out of his anonymity of Hogwarts and into the high pressure stakes of his new 'career'. But when will he realize the truth? That this isn’t just another job…

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Drama Humor
    In progress 15,570 words in 4 chapters Published 30 Mar 2006, last updated 13 Apr 2006

    The Not So Secret Diary of Lily Evans by Kitastrophy

    Lily Evans is a self-controlled witch with utter-most respect for all those around her. That is until James Potter walks into the room, of course. When James steals Lily's very most secret diary, can he win her over just by reading it? And when the truth comes out, will Lily wish it never happened?

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 8,457 words in 7 chapters Published 9 Apr 2006, last updated 10 Apr 2006

    The Resuscitation Lesson by bananasrevil

    The Golden Trio have to take resuscitation lessons and certain events unravel. Loosely based on my horrible experience with resus lessons.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 953 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Apr 2006

    Shh, don't tell them that 'I do' by Rachel A. Prongs

    Based on a Challenge (http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?showtopic=12201) by Mycha_kk. Harry and Hermione got married in secret - what if the secret got out? Not OotP or HBP compliant.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,854 words in 2 chapters Published 7 Apr 2006

    No Rain by Secret Lily

    The prequel to Potter's Charm. Join Marauders and co. through their crazy years at Hogwarts. Fun, adventure, hormones, and Sirius are all the components to their interesting tale. Pre-HBP

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    Abandoned 0 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Aug 2005, last updated 3 Apr 2006

    Lily by Secret Lily

    Lily Evans is not the sort of girl who would normally be found writing in a diary. Yet, when she starts, she finds that the easiest way to overcome all the obstacles in life is to let her emotions out onto paper.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 11,359 words in 9 chapters Published 28 Aug 2005, last updated 3 Apr 2006

    Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? The story includes James Potter stalking, heavy doses of Polyjuice potion, never-ending Marauder rambling about women’s boobies, and Prongs suicidal acts such as drowning in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? It all started when the marauders spied on Lily from the bloom closet...

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 17,790 words in 5 chapters Published 21 Jan 2006, last updated 3 Apr 2006

    Kissing Frogs by J&M Ink.

    I see myself as a romantic. I’m not sure many other people do. I’m sure the only thing they think I can love is a book and I keep my eyes fixed firmly on the page I’m reading when one of the Greek gods of Hogwarts walks by. Who would seriously take the time to discover that I’m really a girl? Well, the school uniform doesn’t help my plight much, but that’s besides the point. I guess what I mean to say is I’m just as normal as the next girl and I want to be recognized as such. Unfortunately, life doesn’t always work out the way you want it to.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,621 words in 5 chapters Published 8 Feb 2006, last updated 2 Apr 2006

    The First Four Years by hermione278

    "It was ten o’clock in the morning, and William, Christine, and Lily were ready to put their plan into action. Christine had already been informed of the plan, and although she wasn’t one for pranks, she felt that it was high time that James was taught a lesson." Basically ths story takes you through the first four years that Lily and James are at Hogwarts.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Paused 4,789 words in 5 chapters Published 31 Jan 2006, last updated 25 Mar 2006

    Must Be Approved By Crookshanks by plumgirl

    EPILOGUE POSTED! Hermione maybe successful and thriving, but she still hears her biological clock ticking. Being one of the only few women her age to still be single. Hermione takes drastic measures that Crookshanks is determined against…

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 45,793 words in 12 chapters Published 16 Aug 2005, last updated 24 Mar 2006

    It's You by ChocolateFrogsForBreakfast

    Harry experiences mysterious symptoms, but, when he finally figures out the cause, Hermione's no help at all.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,798 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Mar 2006

    Klamagi by Fiiish

    Ron and Luna's wedding is thrown into chaos, and its up to Harry and Hermione to make sure neither of them busts an artery. Gonna be updated once a day. I'm on my Spring Break and yeah, this is what I do. COMPLETED

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 16,370 words in 5 chapters Published 13 Mar 2006, last updated 18 Mar 2006

    Sodding Bloke by x0xJames_Potter

    James is a sodding bloke, according to Lily.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,956 words in 2 chapters Published 17 Mar 2006, last updated 18 Mar 2006

    Stealing Sheep by Pittsy

    Lily's having disturbing dreams about arguing with and- ugh- kissing James Potter, of all people. She can't figure out why until one night one of her dreams come true. Are these premonitions of the future? Will she change fate or allow the inevitable to happen?

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 62,388 words in 19 chapters Published 18 Mar 2004, last updated 15 Mar 2006

    The Defining Moment by Mstar

    This is a story. A story of the year that changed history. A story of a romance that changed the fate of so many people. A story of how a boy changed into a man and got the girl (finally). This is a story of Lily Evans and James Potter. This is their seventh year.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,644 words in 3 chapters Published 3 Mar 2006, last updated 15 Mar 2006

    To Whom It May Concern by Gaya Hriive

    Thanks to a reader, here is Harry's letter to Hermione!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Angst Humor
    Complete 1,123 words in 2 chapters Published 1 Mar 2006, last updated 10 Mar 2006

    Telling Him by nucking_futs

    Written for Rhina at the dgficexchange. Ginny's pregnant.. except that Draco made it known that he wasn't ready to have children. So, how does she tell him? This is probably the fluffiest fic I have ever written.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,492 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Mar 2006

    Hermione's Day by Hysterical Hystorian

    Hermione has a bad day on her good day. Rated: Kid Safe!! A take-off on the delightful children's story "Alexander and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,051 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Mar 2006

    The 7 Signs of Madness by MexiChick

    There are some things that are easy to explain. Some things so much more simple. Unlike love. Love is a mystery people hide from because it is impossible to predict. And the trip there is...unbelieavbly insane. Draco and Ginny divulge the facts about this madness. Excerpt from ch. 8... [i]Mm-hmm. If you don’t want to talk about it that’s fine – really. You want to get something to eat?” Ginny found it frustrating that he wasn’t pressuring her to say something. Because she wanted him to press her for information, so she could vent and yell and scream. So he could tell her that Charlie was an idiot and that it was no way true. [/i]

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 12,294 words in 9 chapters Published 10 Jan 2006, last updated 28 Feb 2006
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