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Stories by Procrastinator-starting2moro

  1. Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? The story includes James Potter stalking, heavy doses of Polyjuice potion, never-ending Marauder rambling about women’s boobies, and Prongs suicidal acts such as drowning in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? It all started when the marauders spied on Lily from the bloom closet...

  2. James' worst fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    What exactly is James Potter's worst fear? A Boggart reveals. [JamesLily fluffy one shot]

  3. A message in a firewhiskey bottle by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake....LJ one shot.

  4. I’ve heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. A one-shot written from Lily's point of view.