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    The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess by Nokomis

    or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 4,630 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Feb 2006

    Warmth by Goldy

    "Harry didn’t think drinking with Hermione was really the best idea he’d ever had." Alcohol can have all sorts of effects.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,022 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Feb 2006

    A message in a firewhiskey bottle by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake....LJ one shot.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,264 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Feb 2006

    Something Borrowed by Herminia

    Bill and Fleur's Wedding, Take One. With "spirits" flowing freely and stresses running high, will Harry finally see his best friend, Hermione, as something...more? My intent is for this fic to be a few chapters long. It's a different take from my Year Sevene piece, if you've read it.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,309 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Feb 2006

    A Sure Cure for Loser's Lurgy by Herminia

    In the darkest days of the Second War, Ron and Luna have depended on each other's comfort and companionship, but Luna Lovegood hardly dared to believe that they would ever be any more than "just friends." This was written to accompany my Year Seven (H/Hr) fan fic, but it's not necessary to read that for this one-shot to make sense.

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,053 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Feb 2006

    His Favorite Holiday by Bingblot

    He knew who he *wanted* his secret Valentine to be from, but it couldn't be... She didn't care about him that way... Fluffy one-shot.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,718 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Feb 2006

    What He'd Never Done Before by Bingblot

    In which Hermione dances, Harry is jealous and over-protective and blurts something out which he hadn't meant to say. One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,166 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Feb 2006

    Ridiculous Thoughts by xink_slingerx

    There was no denying it – she liked James Potter. And she had it bad if she was checking out his butt.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,101 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Feb 2006

    Naturally by Jersey Princess

    (Not really L/J but oh well, it's an R/S). Sirius should have listened to Remus when he said that drugs were bad. Now there are purple bunnies with wings, angels juggling LSD bottles, and Voldemort—yes, Voldemort—wants Sirius to kiss him. Sirius only has one word: AAAAARGH!! AU Parody Very short (4 pages)

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,177 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Feb 2006

    A Year of Secrets, Lies, and Betrayal by lillyfan16

    After Lily Evans and James Potter find out they will both be having arranged marriages to each other, they decided to try and fool their friends into thinking they are in love... But can they fool themselves¿ What happens when they are no longer acting?

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Paused 78,776 words in 28 chapters Published 26 May 2005, last updated 31 Jan 2006

    Everything's Fair in Love and War by bluemoon

    Moaning Myrtle has a secret... but then Hermione does too. And then, one day when Hermione is misrable and goes to Myrtle (knowing that she is one person who will never crash a pity party)... well... everything explodes....

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,611 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jan 2006, last updated 31 Jan 2006

    The Sugar Quills by Heimedall

    After School has ended and a lot of the students have joined the Order of the Phoenix, Harry is led to Voldemort by mistake and trapped. Harry's friends have to do strange things to get him back. (First Fic, just for fun!!)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 8,160 words in 6 chapters Published 22 Jan 2006, last updated 31 Jan 2006

    Loving Him, Losing Her by lillyfan16

    AU...Hermione Granger is out to prove she can get any straight-good looking guy to fall for her in 10 days after making a bet with Cho and Luna...While Harry Potter on the other hand is sick and tired of girls falling all over him just because he has a famous father. So he has decided the next girl that ask him out will indeed become his girl friend and he will do everything in his power to make her hate him.... What happens when she's trying to get him to love her while he's trying to get her to lose him? -Based loosely on How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,923 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jan 2006

    Quidditch Baby by LadyGinevraMalfoy

    Draco gives up things to be with his Ginny. In the process he gains more than he ever thought he could have. Sweet, long One Shot

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 6,121 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jan 2006

    January 23rd by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Scientifically, January the 23rd is one of the most depressing days of the year. Hermione's not sure whether she agrees. ONESHOT! This one goes to Goofball :P

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 1,178 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Jan 2006

    I’ve heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro

    Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. A one-shot written from Lily's point of view.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,908 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Jan 2006

    Love, Are You Still There? by khermione85626

    Hermione hasn't heard from Harry in years. No has. She is the only one who knows the real reason he left the wizarding world for what seems to be forever. Hermione has moved on with her life since the trio spilt. She lives with her new best friends in a flat in London. She is a power medi-witch in St. Mungo's. So, what happenes when a fun friday night ritual with friends turns into a twist from the past?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 4,977 words in 4 chapters Published 30 Apr 2005, last updated 20 Jan 2006

    The Reason- The Voice by khermione85626

    When Dumbledore finds a new way to 'unite' the school, Can it really work? Can they wait to find out who the other is or will they take things out of Dumbledore's hands andfind out them selves? The entire story in the end is based on 'The Reason' by Hoobastank. Starts in 6th year. May go to PG13 but that is it! mainly D/G, mentions of H/Hr and R/L. Enjoy! A rendevous in the kitchens?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 20,656 words in 17 chapters Published 5 Sep 2004, last updated 11 Jan 2006

    Every Entry by x0xJames_Potter

    Lily's asleep and her diary's unguarded. What will James do? Excerpt from the last chapter: "Dear Diary, I've decided that I am madly in love with James Potter. That is why I've mentioned him in every entry. He is the most adorable creature to walk this earth, and I'd be lucky to date him."

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,828 words in 5 chapters Published 5 Jan 2006, last updated 7 Jan 2006

    Harry by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Ever wonder where Harry got his name? How about what brought James out of his childish pranks and drew Lily towards him? And what about what James did to make Peter turn on him so suddenly? Something, or someone, must have drawn Lily and James together, even as it drove the Marauders and tradition apart. All of your questions and more answered. The romance will come later, and for now the plot revolves around bitterness, jealousy, hurt, lies, and grief.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 19,423 words in 9 chapters Published 26 Oct 2004, last updated 4 Jan 2006
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