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Stories by Jersey Princess

  1. Naturally by Jersey Princess

    (Not really L/J but oh well, it's an R/S). Sirius should have listened to Remus when he said that drugs were bad. Now there are purple bunnies with wings, angels juggling LSD bottles, and Voldemort—yes, Voldemort—wants Sirius to kiss him. Sirius only has one word: AAAAARGH!! AU Parody Very short (4 pages)

  2. Never Be The Guy by Jersey Princess

    Sirius and James decide to pair their two best friends, Lily and Remus, up together because neither of them have dates for the Valentine’s Dance. But what happens when Lily and Remus fall for their friends? And then what crazy event ensues when Remus gets blamed for something he didn’t do? AU LJBFF Eventual R/S

  3. Another Day In Paradise by Jersey Princess

    Several deaths have happened, and Lily is living as a Muggle on the streets of London. No one will help her. No one cares. Every few weeks she moves streets; people don’t want her there. Finally she gets found…but why is he being so nice to her? L/J

  4. The Trouble With Heads by Jersey Princess

    Lily and James hate each other. Then they get Head Girl and Boy. Traditional love/hate? Yes and no. To understand, you'd better read it! Rating for swearing. LJ SB RT

  5. That's What I Meant To Say by Jersey Princess

    An L/J that's not really based on L or J. Sirius needs a kiss and so Lily bets that he won't kiss the next person to walk through the door. L/J R/S Don't read if it offends!

  6. What She Never Wanted by Jersey Princess

    Lily Evans never wanted a knight in shining armour to come and sweep her off her feet and ride away with her into the sunset to the sound of birds singing. She was of the opinion that fairytales never came true. Of course, she found herself living in a fairytale, and a knight was exactly what she got. LJBFF and LRTF, full of live-saving and whacked humour. AU

  7. Sweet Sixteen by Jersey Princess

    No-one knows, no-one cares. Except him. A birthday she’ll never forget. LJ AU

  8. Pink Poison and Violet Venom by Jersey Princess

    No spoilers! In a battle of wits, eight girls arrange a competition--the freedom to ask out the Marauder of their choice if they win, with no loopholes and no opposition. It’s a girl on girl fight, and the boys are completely oblivious. LJ MP XR KS Features a nice Peter and lots of ridiculous events.

  9. Project Getting Her To Notice Me by Jersey Princess

    With all the stalker-qualities of a murderer, James decides to follow around his beloved until she notices him. However unlikely this feat may seem, James’s annoying best friends and the snake he finds in the pet shop are always there to give him their support…in not exactly the best ways. AU LJ

  10. The Marriage of Convenience by Jersey Princess

    1-shot. Lily and James hate each other. They always have. But then a love potion created by their friends goes wrong, and they end up doing something they’d never thought they’d ever do so early; let alone with each other. And to make it even worse, James discovers that he has more than friendly feelings for a certain hated girl…LJ HATE/HATE AU

  11. Through the Veil of Time by Jersey Princess

    This is NOT your average time-travel. In this, the Marauders and Lily are sent forward to Harry's time. And then, after they go back home, Harry's group go back to the LMWPP era! How will they get home? And will James and co. ever remember them?

  12. Almost Dreamlike by Jersey Princess

    Lily smiled gently, knowing, almost dreamlike, what she was supposed to say and do. Lily has a dream before Hogwarts. Then she recognises James. Lily-loner story. LJ very speedy! Violence and bad language.

  13. Princess Leia by Jersey Princess

    Lily has disappeared for three years, and nobody knows where she is. James has become a successful film-writer. What will happen when he is asked to star in his latest film, with the beautiful Leia, who reminds him so much of Lily?

  14. The Sound of Silence by Jersey Princess

    1-shot. I look at you, you never look back. You used to. Why is it that life is so hard? And when is it that we’ll be on the same wavelength, having a conversation of silence?

  15. Te Quiero by Jersey Princess

    1-shot. James walks down the isle, and waits for the girl to show up. She appears in a long pink dress, her blonde hair tied up elegantly...Wait a minute. Why isn’t James marrying Lily? LJBFF