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    Happily Ever After Just Took Time by KcluvsMl

    When A Seer comes to Hogwarts, Lily and James are put in charge of her. After taking care of her for a day, she lets them have their future told. When Lily doesn’t believe her, she casts a powerful spell, causing Lily and James to go to the future. How will they get back?

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 9,214 words in 5 chapters Published 7 Aug 2005, last updated 11 Dec 2005

    Out of Control by JanieB

    Take one Hermione Granger (slight control freak) and one Harry Potter (NOT a control freak), put them in the Burning Broomstick (wizard pub), give Harry a few too many Butterbeers and see what happens...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,290 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Dec 2005

    Closet truths by ardelis_fari

    Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna and Neville are all hiding inside the closet in Snape’s classroom, trying to overhear his plans of sabotaging the upcoming mission of the Order of the Phoenix. Just a humoristic take on very serious events. R&R!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 939 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Dec 2005

    A Very Harry Christmas by jms granger

    One Shot...Harry has big surprises in store for him this christmas...Very big! A Story to spread Christmas cheer, and to make you all laugh! Give it a try and i think you'll all like it! Merry Christmas!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,814 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Dec 2005

    Seventh Year Itch by Jenn1Sunshine

    At the end of his sixth year, Harry Potter did the unthinkable: he defeated Voldemort. Now, as the Trio completes their Wizarding education, Harry's hormones kick in, Ron's first priority is schoolwork, and Hermione's confused, all thanks to the appearance of a young, stunningly pretty new teacher at Hogwarts. *My first PK story!* NOT ABANDONED! SEE 12-5 AN!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 8,515 words in 4 chapters Published 27 Mar 2005, last updated 6 Dec 2005

    The Party Thower by Harry85

    Inspired by the movie "Van Wilder". Who's seen it will know what this is about, the rest shall read (and review) if they want.It's a bit Au too. Rating may high in future.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,828 words in 5 chapters Published 9 Nov 2005, last updated 4 Dec 2005

    Fairytale by xink_slingerx

    He regales his daughter with a fairytale - one with magic and a sinister villain, a hero and a heroine, a clueless sidekick, lemon drops, and some particularly dirty socks.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 736 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Dec 2005

    Memory of a Kiss by WhiteroseofAngelix

    Completed! A 3-Chapter romance fiction of the Boy-Who-Lived in a series of events from Bets to an Amnesia, and Masquerade Balls to the awaited ‘key’ to Harry’s memory. At the start, Harry Potter has just lost a game and had to choose between giving away his Firebolt and kissing his best friend as a form of punishment (I’m definitely not talking about Ron). The story then gets complicated as he developed different feelings for his friend, and has just proposed to her when a certain incident robbed Harry of his memory. It then continues with Cho’s persuading ‘act’, a New Year Masquerade Ball and the Final Revelation. H/hr and some r/l...enjoy!(^_^) R&R please! *Puppy eyes*

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 20,741 words in 3 chapters Published 7 Nov 2005, last updated 1 Dec 2005

    Learning How To Live by padfoot_puppyeyes

    ONESHOT! Lily's trying (and failing) to tutor James in Charms, and realizes that there may be more to magic than theory. While James is learning Charms, Lily's learning something herself.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,023 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Nov 2005

    Oh.My. by Gaya Hriive

    A short, hopefully funny total PWP with a special surprise at the end to all those who read!! R&R!!!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 739 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Nov 2005

    Thief Of Time by JonClift

    James Potter’s mission for the Order goes awry when he’s suddenly pursued by a dozen masked figures, and a strange–cloaked individual wielding a scythe. How will Lily react to learning of her husband's tricky situation?

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Mystery
    In progress 2,812 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Nov 2005

    The <s>Depraved</s> Secret Journal of Hermione Granger by IslandPrincess1

    You would think that after CoS Harry Potter would know better than to read other people's diaries. Oy vey! Of course, is it so wrong if the diary in question reveals some very important things?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,734 words in 4 chapters Published 13 Nov 2005, last updated 25 Nov 2005

    A Lovely Morning by Vickles

    'While the sun began to peek over the windowsill, he gently brushed her curly brown locks out of her face, waking her from her slumber. “Harry…” He heard her whisper. He’d been with her four years and still her voice made his heart flutter inside his chest.' Just a cute little fic. One hundred percent fluff. Enjoy! :)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,667 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Nov 2005

    Just Below the Nose by Amethyst

    Will Harry ever see what’s right under his nose? And if he does, will he have the nerve to do anything about it? …Eh, who knows? (Three-part fic.)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,029 words in 3 chapters Published 26 Aug 2005, last updated 21 Nov 2005

    Love of a Lifetime by Starlight623

    The sequel to "Wedding of the Century." Follow Harry and Hermione through the times after their wedding adventure.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Paused 43,877 words in 14 chapters Published 2 Aug 2005, last updated 19 Nov 2005

    Quidditch by fallenwitch

    COMPLETED!!! Draco Malfoy inadvertently comes to Ginny Weasley's assistance during a game of Quidditch. The reverberations from his actions will rock his world for some time to come. Snarky Humor, Romance, and Psych 101 classes for all. "Where the hell was she? He glanced across The Great Hall continuously at breakfast and lunch the following day, until the cavernous room was nearly deserted, to no avail. Did Skele-Gro cause a complete loss of appetite as well? Had he dragged his arse out of bed at the crack of dawn and skived off half of Charms for nothing? Why was it when you didn't want a certain crass, Muggle-loving siren of a witch around, you couldn't beat her off with a broom, and when you actually went in search of her, she was nowhere to be found?"

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 19,202 words in 9 chapters Published 8 Oct 2005, last updated 17 Nov 2005

    Turn Out The Lights by Caina

    Harry, Hermione, Ron, Fred, and George are all at the joke shop one night when some darkness powder is spilled, plunging them into a world of darkness. How will they react when the lights go out?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 1,671 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Nov 2005

    Caught Kissing by JanieB

    This is a humorous one-shot in which Harry is caught kissing someone and the consequences that followed...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,403 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Nov 2005

    Hermione is Fat! by Harry85

    Just a one-shot on a plot bunny that kept coming into my head. Hermione's hit by an hex and...read and find out what happens!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,591 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Nov 2005

    Playing Romeo by Ladidah

    In order to improve interhouse relations at Hogwarts, Dumbledore insists that the students perform a play which (ironically) ends up being Romeo and Juliet. Based off a challenge at Portkey.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 6,760 words in 5 chapters Published 13 Sep 2004, last updated 2 Nov 2005
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