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    Contentment by Anne U

    After 11 years of friendship, Harry realizes that he wants to be more than best friends with Hermione. It takes a few shoves from Ron to get him moving in the right direction.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,396 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Nov 2005

    Excuses, Intentions & Consequences by JanieB

    Not a lot of time on your hands? Into Harry/Hermione? Feel like a nice, totally fluffy, uplifting one-shot? Then I’ve got just the story for you… Their excuse was…they didn’t want to bother with relationships just yet - they were too busy with their careers. Their intention was…to help each other out and prevent annoying attentions from others getting in the way. The consequences were…inevitable.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,567 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Oct 2005

    My Stupid Mouth Part II by glitterfairyxoxo

    Read "My Stupid Mouth Part I" first! This is a one-shot very loosely based on “My Stupid Mouth” by John Mayer. Short and fluffy. Enjoy and watch out for Part III!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 730 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Oct 2005

    Gaining Memories by BabyPan

    After an incident playing Quidditch, Draco Malfoy loses his memory ... but also gains a new memory. He thinks Ginny Weasley is his girlfriend, now how did that happen?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 31,258 words in 14 chapters Published 29 Nov 2004, last updated 29 Oct 2005

    Desperately Wanting by LadyGinevraMalfoy

    AU: A well to do Draco meets a poor yet worldly Ginny while traveling abroad. Roamnce ensues, and they are married in a tribal ceremony. Life goes astray when they return to England. Deception rules, and Ginny is sent away. 17 years later, the daughter he never knew seeks out her father, and turns his entire world upside down.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,293 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Oct 2005

    My Stupid Mouth Part I by glitterfairyxoxo

    One-shot loosely based on “My Stupid Mouth” by John Mayer. Short and silly. Enjoy. EDIT: Will have three parts on account of popular demand.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 420 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Oct 2005

    Ignorance by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Oneshot for now, but let me know what you think. They say that the exact opposite of love is hate, and Draco had never doubted it. He hated mudbloods, he hated muggles, he hated Potter and he hated the Weasleys. It had honestly never occurred to him that he’d have to know these people to hate them. They say that ignorance is bliss for a reason, and Draco was quickly discovering that hating something wasn’t as easy as it had always seemed. Like Ginny.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,907 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Oct 2005

    Sleeping To Dream by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE SHOT Draco's been having strange dreams as of late. Putting his keen and penetrating mind to the task, he discovers the pattern of the same mystery girl in his dreams. Determined to reclaim the sleep that was once lost, he sets out to find her. Loosely based on the Jason Mraz song "Sleeping To Dream". D/G

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,668 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Oct 2005

    A Strange Sickness by Amethyst

    Just like many of us, Harry's a bit nauseated at the thought of Ron and Hermione together.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 2,734 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Oct 2005

    Luna's Loony Articles by Marauding Moonbabe

    Luna Lovegood has always been enveloped in a strange world of her own. A series of articles she wrote for the Quibbler shows just how strange that world really is. Welcome to the land of random...

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 1,980 words in 3 chapters Published 5 Oct 2005, last updated 15 Oct 2005

    Die With Me by IslandPrincess1

    This title invokes depth of thought in this fanfic. One of the genres is humor. The author thinks she's funny. Do not let this fool you. But please do read anyway. :) Harry and Hermione at Hagrid's hut at Hogwarts (hey, alliteration!) having a few conversations.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,754 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Oct 2005

    Memories of a Headmistress: Waking Up by britt

    What happened to Hermione after she was taken out during the final battle? Find out in another one of her memories. Just another entry as part of my series.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,123 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Oct 2005

    21 Days With Him by marina eyes

    Unfortunately for our poor Ginny Weasley, she's trapped in an abandoned room with none other than the devil himself, Draco Malfoy... for 21 Days. With those two together things are bound to get crazy.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 553 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Oct 2005

    Seeking Hermione's Bean by romulus lupin

    Chapter 12: Adorable in the Morning. The final chapter, finally. Where loose ends are tied, and things are finally resolved. But why is Harry thinking of Cindy and Carolyn wearing pink and scattering rose petals down an aisle?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 75,914 words in 12 chapters Published 20 Sep 2004, last updated 11 Oct 2005

    Peaceful Moments Are a Rare Joy by JWT6577

    Hermione wonders why she elected to stay over the Holiday at Hogwarts with Harry.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 9,615 words in 2 chapters Published 11 Oct 2005

    The Scariest Halloween Ever by padfoot_puppyeyes

    ONESHOT! Summary- Harry’s Halloweens have almost always contained some amount of excitement. He’s destroyed dark lords, battled mountain trolls, attended deathday parties, encountered a mass murderer, been chosen to represent the school in a dangerous battle, ect, ect. But after Voldemort’s long gone, and Harry’s left school, he encounters something much more terrifying than anything he’s faced before; romance.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,806 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Oct 2005

    Anvils in the Rain by S.P.E.W.

    What happens when it starts raining ANVILS in the Hogwarts’ corridors, and Hermione gets struck on the head? OBHWF, right? Wrong! A (hopefully) humorous and fluffy one-shot, written in response to *that* interview, for all those who believe Harry and Hermione are meant to be together in spite of the anvils and the incredible perfection that is Ginny Weasley.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,752 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Oct 2005

    Mind Where Your Mouth Is by The Grand T00blets

    Hermione has a slight fixation on Harry's mouth...and he's about to find out about it.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,758 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Oct 2005

    Green Eyes and Glasses by Starlight623

    Hermione explains to Harry just what it is about those green eyes and those glasses ... Just a short little one-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 966 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Oct 2005

    A Whole New World by H_HrFan

    FLUFF WARNING! Harry has a confession to make and he finds a unique way to do it. Rated PG for the use of one bad word [used twice] in a comedic sense. Please R/R. Thanks!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,059 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Oct 2005
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