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    The Cherubs Always Know Best by The Grand T00blets

    What happens when a mysterious and strange Valentine turns up for Hermione and mixes with the mischief of the cherubs (and a certain blonde Ravenclaw)? Oh, poor Harry. [One-shot]

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,218 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Oct 2005

    It Could Be Worse by padfoot_puppyeyes

    The Golden Trio is freezing, tired, and somewhere in Russia. But it could be worse. This is a ONESHOT!!! There could be romance if you want to look at it that way- I leave your imaginations to it. But mostly it's just a friendship fic. Review!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Drama Humor
    Complete 1,660 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Sep 2005

    Rhyming souls by SIRE_JAPE

    This follows James and Lily's 7th year in Hogwarts and shows you how their love/hate relationship went. FROM THE AUTHOR OF "CALL OUT YOUR NAME"

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 187 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Sep 2005

    A Sight Problem by funvince

    A change of pace from my usual deep, meaningful stories. Harry has to make a speech at the celebration of Voldemort's downfall and he's come down with stage fright. So he goes to Fred and George for help. Need I say more?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 14,024 words in 6 chapters Published 25 Aug 2005, last updated 24 Sep 2005

    Harry's Gifts by MischiefManaged

    Sequel to Hermione’s Gifts, although this story can stand alone. Hermione plans a day full of birthday surprises for Harry. Fluff and humor. Ron/Luna mentioned.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,386 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Sep 2005

    My Imagination Is Running Away With You by Cherry

    AU - What if a man saw a woman, a woman he couldn't take his eyes off, in the mall and started imaging his life together as it would be together with her?

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 925 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Sep 2005

    Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes by mysticdueler

    Harry's POV: It all started on day in Hogsmeade. I just HAD to go and meet Fred and George, and get involved with them. Now I face what has to be one of the most bizarre weeks in my entire life . . . AN: Just a side story I'm working on. Better than it looks, I swear (I couldn't think of a better title)! UPDATE: Join us as Harry, or should I say, Harriet, begins her week. What will become of her, and what was that about Slytherins?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 10,438 words in 5 chapters Published 24 Mar 2005, last updated 22 Sep 2005

    An Auora of Mystery by Alicia78

    COOL PICS W/ EACH CHAPTER. Journey with Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus throughout their first year at Hogwarts. Also follow Molly and Arthur through their final year. Also meet Fabian and Gideon Prewett, Molly's hilarious younger brothers. Excerpt from first chapter: James Potter swerved, dodging a strategically placed bludger hit by the Slytherin Beater, then he ducked to avoid an opposing Chaser, and sped towards the goal post, Quaffle in hand. He was fifty feet, forty feet, thirty feet, twenty feet—the Keeper was stationary at the goal post, ready for his shot. He decided to feint left and go right; it was something the Keeper wouldn’t expect from this close in. Sure enough, he was right. Once realizing what he had done the Keeper flew, as quickly as he could on his outdated Comet, to the right goal post. However, James shot had already flown into the goal post when the Keeper outstretched his hands. The crowd went ballistic—the score was 240 to 10. If the Gryffindor seeker could only catch the snitch now, they would be almost undefeatable for the Quidditch Cup. Then James saw something that mad his heart sink 2 feet. The Slytherin Seeker was diving for the snitch and the Gryffindor Seeker was miles behind. But was that going to stop the youngest ever Quidditch Captain from losing a match for his first time? Nope; James had an idea. He accelerated straight towards the path where the opposing Seeker was diving. He got there right in time and blocked the Slytherin Seeker from reaching the Snitch. As his head as his Seeker swooped by, the Slytherin seeker tried to swerve around him. James, however, was too good of a flier for that, and easily kept him away from the snitch. His seeker pulled out of an easy dive and caught the snitch. However, when it was over, when they had one the match, it wasn’t the seeker they were cheering for, it was James. ‘And, well,’ James thought to himself, ‘why shouldn’t it be? After all, I did win the match for us.’ “James! James!” the crowd of Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws cried in unison. Then, suddenly, he heard his mother’s voice in the mix. And, before long, her voice was the only audible one. After shouting his name a couple more times, Elizabeth had finally awoken her son. It is an edited version of the Green Skull. I've left a lot of it the same, only I've added a few characters and taken out a couple too.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Action/Adventure Humor
    In progress 10,919 words in 2 chapters Published 10 Sep 2005, last updated 22 Sep 2005

    Forbidden Love After Hours in Dark, Deserted Classrooms by Reachfulhp88

    Ginny loves Draco, Draco loves Ginny...things should be simple, right? WRONG read and review, we love you

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,083 words in 3 chapters Published 13 Sep 2005, last updated 18 Sep 2005

    Friends To Lovers by FireEyes7

    7th year, Lily and James become friends. James comes up with a plan to win Lily over: serenade her at the dance. Will it work or will it ruin a newlyfound friendship? rated PG13 just to be sure. (T on fanfiction)

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 24,534 words in 19 chapters Published 28 Aug 2005, last updated 15 Sep 2005

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood What? by MischiefManaged

    HBP done Dallas-style...for all you children of the 80's! Very short one-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,519 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Sep 2005

    What She Never Wanted by Jersey Princess

    Lily Evans never wanted a knight in shining armour to come and sweep her off her feet and ride away with her into the sunset to the sound of birds singing. She was of the opinion that fairytales never came true. Of course, she found herself living in a fairytale, and a knight was exactly what she got. LJBFF and LRTF, full of live-saving and whacked humour. AU

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Paused 1,862 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Sep 2005

    The Worst Laid Plans by Amethyst and Goldy

    Thanks to the lethal combination of Snape and a powerful potion, poor Hermione has been forced to reveal her dearest secret in class. What's that, you say? Repercussions? Yes, definitely.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 12,407 words in 6 chapters Published 8 Sep 2005, last updated 13 Sep 2005

    The Panther by Ael L. Bolt

    [LostEboni's "Bodyguard" challenge] In the summer before 7th year, Hermione is in danger from Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Charlie gives her a panther to take care of for the summer, but what she doesn’t know is that the panther is an Animagus there to watch over her and keep her safe from harm. And if only she knew who the Animagus really was...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 13,585 words in 6 chapters Published 11 Sep 2004, last updated 11 Sep 2005

    Books by Pittsy

    She loves diving into a good one. He hates them with a fiery vengeance.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 576 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Sep 2005

    Pink Poison and Violet Venom by Jersey Princess

    No spoilers! In a battle of wits, eight girls arrange a competition--the freedom to ask out the Marauder of their choice if they win, with no loopholes and no opposition. It’s a girl on girl fight, and the boys are completely oblivious. LJ MP XR KS Features a nice Peter and lots of ridiculous events.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 9,520 words in 6 chapters Published 8 Jun 2005, last updated 7 Sep 2005

    Maybe Baby by mysterium26

    Epilogue up! Okay, THIS is seriously the final chapter! Independent, unattached Hermione discovers a gaping hole in her carefully constructed plan for Life. In typical Hermione fashion, she attempts to rectify the problem, but instead finds out what she's been truly missing after all. Reviews greatly appreciated!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 21,356 words in 8 chapters Published 16 Aug 2005, last updated 6 Sep 2005

    Project Getting Her To Notice Me by Jersey Princess

    With all the stalker-qualities of a murderer, James decides to follow around his beloved until she notices him. However unlikely this feat may seem, James’s annoying best friends and the snake he finds in the pet shop are always there to give him their support…in not exactly the best ways. AU LJ

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Paused 1,429 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Sep 2005

    Melted by GracieInGreek

    "Considering this is the sixtieth time you haven't been able to find the correct key for the correct lock--which, by the way, works out to twice every day for the last month--and considering that none of those times have resulted in some sort of Dark-Wizard infiltration, I think it's safe to conclude that the door has simply whooped your arse. ...Again."

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,410 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Sep 2005

    ...Then One Day, She Wasn't in Her World at All by Cherry

    New house, new neighborhood... No wonder I hate moving. But guess what? I actually think I'll enjoy living here...

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,011 words in 2 chapters Published 24 Aug 2005, last updated 31 Aug 2005
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