A five part songfic where Harry and Hermione sing songs at the local karaoke bar and through heartache and breakups everything leads them to being together. Plot is hard to explain, look inisde for a better summery and more info about the story.
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15,690 words in 5 chapters
Published 30 Jul 2005, last updated 31 Jul 2005
Hermione is arriving on Azkaban Isle to meet Harry after five years. Why was Harry put in prison. Why is Hermione meeting him if he's a criminal?
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1,419 words in 2 chapters
Published 24 Jul 2005, last updated 29 Jul 2005
After not seeing each other for many years Hermione auror comes to Harry dada teacher in need of help. She needs Harry to marry her and Harry agrees. Can their fake romance become real?
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44,789 words in 15 chapters
Published 26 Jul 2005, last updated 29 Jul 2005
Hermione realizes who she's loved all along. One-Shot
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2,247 words in 1 chapter
Published 29 Jul 2005
RESUBMITTED WITH MINOR CHANGES FOR COMPETITION!!!
Written to answer the question I'm sure we all have: "What happened to Hermione in book six?" Better than it sounds, please R&R!
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3,671 words in 1 chapter
Published 29 Jul 2005
Just a funny little one shot. PWP. Harry and Hermione have fun playing 'Twister.'
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956 words in 1 chapter
Published 27 Jul 2005
Seven Minutes in Heaven. Ginny & Draco locked in a closet all thanks to Blaise Zabini, what more is there to say? -- Done for a challenge, please R & R! [One Shot]
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1,517 words in 1 chapter
Published 27 Jul 2005
Lily and James Potter have been married for two years; their son is only *slightly* more mischievous than most. The three live in as much happiness as a pair of Aurors in the Order of the Phoenix can during the Resistance against Lord Voldemort. Principle of the iceberg. Read carefully!
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4,358 words in 1 chapter
Published 26 Jul 2005
The only thing Hermione Granger wanted was love. Of course, she had many other complaints...a lousy job, a pathetic boyfriend, just to name a few. Well, after she blurts out all of her secrets to an anonymous man on an airplane during turbulence, she doesn't think life can get any worse. However, when that man happens to be her company's founder and her new boss, Mr. Harry Potter, she may find that life doesn't necessarily get worse and that maybe, she can find love in unexpected places. AU. H/Hr, D/G
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42,075 words in 10 chapters
Published 14 Jun 2004, last updated 25 Jul 2005
In seventh year, Hermione and Ron are fighting worse than ever, and Harry's called upon to fix things.
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4,846 words in 2 chapters
Published 20 Jul 2005, last updated 25 Jul 2005
An attempt at a humorous look of some of the issues many seem to have with HBP.
If that doesn't win you over, try this - Harry's a pirate. With a cape.
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4,273 words in 3 chapters
Published 18 Jul 2005, last updated 22 Jul 2005
A dark fic full of death and angst. Just kidding! Harry's been spending alot of time with Luna lately, while Ron and Hermione have been reacting a bit oddly to this development.
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6,713 words in 3 chapters
Published 19 Oct 2004, last updated 21 Jul 2005
Just a collection of mini-ficlets that I've thrown together... Hope you enjoy them! :)
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2,105 words in 3 chapters
Published 15 Apr 2005, last updated 21 Jul 2005
Follow Harry and company on their quest for the Holy Snitch. Follow them on their adventure, and stand in awe of Harry's whooshing cape.
Note: Parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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1,263 words in 1 chapter
Published 21 Jul 2005
Comedic tales about the new Harry Potter characters we have encountered since the sixth book... Suave!Harry!, Super!Ginny!, CrazyJealous!Hermione!, and LadiesMan!Ron! This is meant to cheer everyone up since the newest book arrived, and to poke fun at everything in a parody type way, not meant to bash my beloved characters. Please check it out!
Chapter 2: Congratulations: You're in Lust is up!!!
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6,120 words in 2 chapters
Published 19 Jul 2005, last updated 20 Jul 2005
Hermione looks back and talks about the various changes in her life and how she came to the point where she is now. HBP Spoilers! HHr, mentions, RH and HG
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3,623 words in 1 chapter
Published 20 Jul 2005
Now, we all know that HBP sucked. I think that we should start referring to it as simply a very long fanfiction instead of the inspiration for all of this fanfiction. Like, you know, there’s this good fanfiction…It’s called Harry Potter…there are seven different stories…just search J.K. Rowling… Basically, book six never happened…and this is its replacement. Flames are expected
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848 words in 1 chapter
Published 20 Jul 2005
Set on the eve of the Trio's sixth year. Stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place for what seems to be an eternity, the adults of the Order find themselves disputing Hermione Granger's seemingly fickle love life and the respective places of Ron Weasley and Harry Potter within it. [ONESHOT]
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2,337 words in 1 chapter
Published 18 Jul 2005
Sirius knew he was in for a long day when the veil toppled over. The answer to: how would a character not involved in HBP react. WTF indeed, the parody that HBP demanded.
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1,019 words in 1 chapter
Published 17 Jul 2005
On a whim, The Trio decides the criteria of what the girlfriend of Harry Potter must have... and they come up with surprising results! OneShot
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1,563 words in 1 chapter
Published 15 Jul 2005