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    The Magic of Dental Floss by SlaptheWhiteFerret

    When Harry finds something in his dorm room, it will change his life as he knows it. One shot, also has R/L. Read and Review.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,444 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Jul 2005

    A Midsummer's Night Hex Comedy by magpie_igraine

    Sleepwalking, capture the flag, and Puck's Potion all make for an interesting summer after the war as Harry (finally) notices how much his frizzy-haired gal pal has changed.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,173 words in 10 chapters Published 7 Jul 2005, last updated 14 Jul 2005

    More Than Friendship by R K Thompson

    A missing scene from OOTP in which Neville reveals to Hermione Harry's reaction to the attack that nearly killed her. Will it change her relationship with Harry?

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,722 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Jul 2005

    Wedding of the Century by Starlight623

    Harry and Hermione are trying to have a nice, simple wedding. Too bad no one they know wants to agree to that!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 73,020 words in 20 chapters Published 8 Jan 2005, last updated 13 Jul 2005

    Past the Point of No Return by vanillapudding5

    Harry's gone mad. Ron is oblivious. And what's Hermione hiding?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,885 words in 3 chapters Published 11 Jun 2005, last updated 13 Jul 2005

    Knocking Sense into Harry by MasterofVoldemort

    Harry gets some sense knocked into him…Literally

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,481 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2005

    She Will Not Squee by tasty_pork

    Minerva McGonagall finds herself confronted with several situations where she has the urge to act very unlike herself. She must resist. She will not make that immature, childish and yet completely fitting sound...

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,742 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2005

    You'll Be In My Heart by NatiFcs28

    A song fic to Phil Collin's "You'll Be In My Heart"; endearing tale of how James and Lily will always be with Harry, even after they are forced to leave this earth. One-shot, By Potterchick958.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,227 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jul 2005

    Harry Potter's Day Off by Arachne

    Think "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" ... Hogwarts-style! Harry, Hermione and Ron skive off school for a day near the end of seventh year, getting into (and out of) all sorts of trouble.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 48,961 words in 20 chapters Published 9 Jul 2005, last updated 11 Jul 2005

    The Bet by lockedinaroom

    Money is exchanged when Hermione visits Harry during the summer. Ugh, not like that! It’s PG! Chapter 1/2

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,363 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Jul 2005

    very first date by OneHotMuggle

    i've read a lot about harry and hermione confessing their love, but, what about the nerve racking first date? told from Harry's POV

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,035 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jul 2005

    Normal is Overrated by kyc639

    Yet another, different reason why Harry would push his friends away that doesn't involve protection. Written in my familiar style - 1st person Harry with an attempted dash of humor. One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,413 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Jul 2005

    D.A. (The Other One) by magpie_igraine

    Who knew death-eating was addictive? Short one-shot about Draco's road to recovery.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,741 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Jul 2005

    Baby Lights by magpie_igraine

    A short scene between Harry and a pregnant Hermione.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,205 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jul 2005

    Summer Resolutions by Facade

    Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,697 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jul 2005

    The House Elves Want To Be Freed, Harry. by GracieInGreek

    "...Well, then, using your own logic, I know that you're in love with Harry. You may just not know it yet, because no one has pointed it out to you, isn't that right? So I am now. You. Are in love. With Harry. And it wants to be freed."

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,989 words in 2 chapters Published 4 Jul 2005

    NightRider by Glitch

    “We're simply platonic,” Hermione stated. Harry nodded and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. “Exactly. Platonic,” He repeated with less fervor as she laid her head on his shoulder. _+~ Harry finds something in the Grimmauld Place attic and uses it to his enjoyment. Formerly titled "A Dreamer?" R&R

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 6,079 words in 2 chapters Published 29 Jun 2005, last updated 1 Jul 2005

    Lips and Reason by Croyez

    Their silly little worries—her tantalizing lips, his maddening behavior—drew them together in something much deeper, longer lasting…something that changed lives, righted wrongs, and opened new paths…something that could bring oil and vinegar together in a startling web of care and hope, of understanding and reasoning, recklessness and piercing emotions… One-Shot

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,378 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jul 2005

    Dobby Helps by Glitch

    What happens when Dobby notices something is wrong with Harry? Dobby helps of course! Of course, then again... don't we all remember the last time he tried to help the boy? R+R

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,225 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jul 2005

    Unpredictable by Facade

    “Metrosexual blokes and birds, I am filled with bewilderment to report that we have entered an alternate universe where Harry and Hermione snog freely and the lead singer of the Weird Sisters is really a man, like the rest of the band...” Randy teenagers aren’t much of a rarity at Hogwarts, but when messages start defacing Hogwarts walls people start wondering about Hermione’s deranged admirer. After all, who actually goes on a Hermione hair campaign or admires Hermione?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 1,559 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Jun 2005
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