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    Spotlight by magpie_igraine

    Fluffy one-shot about a perilous stairwell. Wish I could say there was more to it than that.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,309 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Jun 2005

    The Unfinished Light of Heaven by magpie_igraine

    As if Hermione Granger would let a little thing like death keep her from talking. Now she recounts her love for a certain raven-haired messiah from beyond the grave. But wait, there's going to be a happy harmonious ending, right? (right)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Humor
    Complete 21,547 words in 14 chapters Published 26 Jun 2005

    Where Is My Mind by Ellie_Parker

    Who says you have to be a child to jump in puddles? One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 1,083 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Jun 2005

    Out of Sight, But Not Out of Mind by Blue Lady

    When a spell backfires and Ginny accidentally mind-bonds herself to Draco, she decides to have some fun - especially since Draco hasn't a clue as to just who it is he's bonded to!

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 13,278 words in 6 chapters Published 11 Jan 2005, last updated 24 Jun 2005

    Later Night Lights (The Sequel) by magpie_igraine

    A short and unnecessary continuation of "Late Night Lights."

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,661 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Jun 2005

    Ghost of a Chance by Renaiya880727

    Hermione and Moaning Myrtle have a 'talk' about Harry...I've been promising this story for a while, so here it is. Apologies for shortness

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,564 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Jun 2005

    On the Road Again... by Tiffr

    "She didn’t understand that I had to get away from it all. The tabloids, the screaming, the thrown underwear. And her. That I had to get away from her...before I did something we’d both regret. I’d rather leave with my own self deluded fantasies than lose her." Harry Potter left on yet another road trip, this time to America, thinking it was yet another hiatus from his nonexistant love life with Hermione Granger. Little did he know that he'd find himself and escape a few burdens on a blue highway...and he'd finally find the hope and balls to make his nonexistant love life breathe.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,979 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Jun 2005

    Confessions of a Boggart by magpie_igraine

    Short standalone that's part of a longer work. Ah yes. That overused plot device, the Boggart. We meet again...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 45 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Jun 2005

    Gorgeous Crookshanks Reminisces by plumgirl

    Gorgeous Crookshanks reminisces over his first meeting with Hermione and the life they led.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Drama Humor
    Complete 2,610 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Jun 2005

    Late Night Lights by magpie_igraine

    Short little fic about a tipsy Harry and the girl who can't resist him. Sequel now up.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 1,522 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Jun 2005

    Through the Veil of Time by Jersey Princess

    This is NOT your average time-travel. In this, the Marauders and Lily are sent forward to Harry's time. And then, after they go back home, Harry's group go back to the LMWPP era! How will they get home? And will James and co. ever remember them?

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,304 words in 9 chapters Published 8 Jun 2005, last updated 16 Jun 2005

    Ever the Seeker by lockedinaroom

    One-shot. A game of keep-away gets a little out of “hand”...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,417 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Jun 2005

    Old Man Potter by H_HrFan

    The boys froze where they stood. Three sets of eyes staring wide and unblinkingly at old man Potter. Roger took a deep, shaky breath, and with a determined look, he stepped forward, closing the distance between them. “Hi, Mr. Potter,” he said, his voice shaking with uncontrollable fear. “We were uh…” he turned to look at the other two boys who had not made a move to follow him, he jerked his head in their direction and stammered on breathlessly, “we were wondering, um, how true the uh, the rumors were.”

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,531 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Jun 2005

    A Turn of Events by Hedwig76

    During their seventh year, Harry finds himself a new girlfriend causing a range of feelings in Hermione. Ron is caught in the middle. In order to maintain his sanity, he's forced to take matters into his own hands.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 19,862 words in 10 chapters Published 3 Jun 2005, last updated 11 Jun 2005

    Fancies, Friendship and Feelings by Bingblot

    It was now or never... Ron finally gets up the courage to ask Hermione on a date. My take on R/Hr and H/G-- and why they're just not meant to be. Finished- with why H/Hr is right.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,468 words in 2 chapters Published 27 May 2005, last updated 10 Jun 2005

    We Can All Play by H_HrFan

    Harry has a big 'stick' he wants to show Hermione. Ron arrives unexpectedly, Hermione gets annoyed, and Harry gives them both a surprise! Innuendo abounds.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,581 words in 2 chapters Published 10 Jun 2005

    Horse-Hair Lights by magpie_igraine

    This is my response fic to Amblica's "Long Shot" challenge. Hermione gets lost, Harry gets upset. Simple. Sweet. Enjoy!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,140 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Jun 2005

    From the Diary of Ginny Weasley by magpie_igraine

    This is a fluffiful, super short, one-shot with some light language issues and a little implied smut. My tribute to the movie Bridget Jones's Diary (the first one, not the sequel). D/G mentioned.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,663 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Jun 2005

    Snips and Snazzles by magpie_igraine

    Just what every girl needs, hair-care tips from Tonks. Fluffy-fluffy response to Cherry's 'haircut' challenge. One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,158 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jun 2005

    The matchmaker by ardelis_fari

    Ever wondered what happens when a well-meaning friend tries to set you up on a blind date? Ron did find out and got a little bit more than he bargained for (set after Hogwarts).

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,787 words in 1 chapter Published 27 May 2005
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