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    Seven Minutes In Heaven by antidarthani

    It started as an innocent little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven. But it's grown to be quite a bit more than either Draco or Ginny can handle.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 24,539 words in 9 chapters Published 23 Dec 2004, last updated 25 May 2005

    Those Who Have Thrice Defied Him by Suns Golden Ray

    After hearing a prophecy that may or may not pertain to their newborn baby, James and Lily go into hiding, but try to raise their son as normal as possible. Though, how normal can you be when you're always looking over your shoulder? (Final Book in the LJ Series)

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 28,611 words in 11 chapters Published 20 Jan 2005, last updated 24 May 2005

    Strawberry Jam and Two Sugars by Lissanne

    Ron finally realises that Harry and Hermione in love -- now all he has to do is convince them of that...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,202 words in 1 chapter Published 24 May 2005

    What Do You Say by MrsDanielRadcliffe

    Harry and Hermione need a night out, so they call Ginny. But what does Ginny do when the Ice Prince of Slytherin shows up?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,402 words in 1 chapter Published 23 May 2005

    Good Day, Sunshine by carondelet

    [non-canonical; this is the morning after Lily In The Sky With Diagon Alleys. NOTE: Paused indefinitely -- update(s) will be posted at some point at LiveJournal.]He thought it might have been human. It sounded vaguely human. James Potter wondered if perhaps a Jarvey had managed its way into the dorm. It had sounded a bit like a Jarvey. Though much more polite.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 2,457 words in 1 chapter Published 19 May 2005, last updated 20 May 2005

    Perception by Rinawen

    Harry's daughter asks him a very embarassing question...can he survive it?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,466 words in 1 chapter Published 17 May 2005

    Accidentally in Love by deppfan56

    ‘I hate him. I really and truly do. I hate that he can make me feel like this. I hate that I let myself feel this way. I hate that I feel like I have no control over anything anymore. I hate that I can’t just forget him. I hate feeling incomplete without him in my life.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,596 words in 1 chapter Published 15 May 2005

    The Simple Magic of Water by Nox

    One-Shot. Humour, Romance. Hogwarts, 7th Year. A series of scenes revolving around Ron's inability to ask a girl to the Graduation Ball. Among those helping out is Luna, who, as always, has an unorthodox way of giving a hand. Will Ron get the girl with Luna's help?

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,949 words in 1 chapter Published 15 May 2005

    Knowing There Is Only Now by coven

    Hermione finds out that there is a fine line between dreams and reality when she receives her first kiss from a mystery person.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 14,332 words in 7 chapters Published 13 Apr 2005, last updated 9 May 2005

    Obvious by VipyGirl831

    Obvious: Easily perceived or understood; quite apparent. It’s obvious to the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger will eventually become a couple. The only question in their minds is WHEN they will get together. With a hefty bet on the line, humor ensues as the bettors attempt to uncover the romance between Ron and Hermione, when there was never any there at all.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,877 words in 1 chapter Published 5 May 2005

    Hogwarts Charity Auction by plumgirl

    For the first time ever, Hogwarts holds a charity human auction. Interesting and shocking bids are made, and one boy makes a startling bid that leads him to a realization. HPHG, GWDM, RWLL, and SS??

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,520 words in 1 chapter Published 2 May 2005

    Dare or Truth? by stranger

    James and Lily become entangled in a game of Dare or Truth in an effort to prove who is superior. It promises to have interesting outcomes...

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,011 words in 5 chapters Published 25 Apr 2005, last updated 1 May 2005

    Revenge by Lisse

    When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione married-with-child fluff.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,941 words in 1 chapter Published 1 May 2005

    Learning by Goldy

    The day Harry loses a Quidditch match. And finds he doesn't much care. (Gee, I wonder why? *winks in a dorky fashion*). Fluffity.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,472 words in 1 chapter Published 1 May 2005

    Freaky Friday by dream_boat

    Hermione woke with a pounding headache. She squeezed her eyes shut and pulled the bed sheets over her head, letting a low groan escape her lips. Oh, what a row she and Ron had gotten into last night! [I think the title says it all.]

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 3,952 words in 2 chapters Published 27 Mar 2005, last updated 25 Apr 2005

    Pros and Cons by Ellie_Parker

    Harry, a bit inebriated, finds himself writing a Pro and Con list about liking Hermione. He didn't plan on anyone finding it. One-shot, Challenge Fic.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,814 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Apr 2005

    Red by dream_boat

    "It shouldn’t have been so amazing. It shouldn’t have come as quite a shock. It shouldn’t have been the surprise of the century, but here it was: A Revelation..." [Probably passes for PG. Short fluff.]

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,401 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Apr 2005

    Something Like Love by Bingblot

    It all started with a dream. And now Harry can't stop thinking about something he really should *not* be thinking about: kissing Hermione...

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,429 words in 2 chapters Published 15 Apr 2005, last updated 20 Apr 2005

    Pensieve by Oy! Angelina

    She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; one interpretation of how Lily and James fell in love ( along with the rest of MWPP) during their 6th Year and all the humor, drama, and mystery that came with it. PRE-OotP: Not all content will reflect the canon of Book 5

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Paused 372,451 words in 36 chapters Published 13 Mar 2003, last updated 13 Apr 2005

    1001 Hogwarts Nights: Heat by Max

    What has Hermione acting like a sex kitten?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,695 words in 3 chapters Published 2 Apr 2005, last updated 10 Apr 2005
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