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    THE QUEEN by scottsman

    Harry has a dirty trick played on him but the chain of events that was started serves to prove that he who laughs last laughs best Please Read and Review

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 1,903 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Sep 2004

    The Bachelorette by HHRLVR

    Hermione has been convinced by her two best friends to apply for 'The Bachelorette'. Will she find true love, or will she waste her time and embarrass herself in the process? AU COMPLETE!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 35,198 words in 16 chapters Published 11 Jul 2004, last updated 9 Sep 2004

    Letters by CliodnaHPFan

    Nothing but fluff, my first thing on Portkey in a long time. =) We become privy to a series of letters sent between the Golden Gryff Trio.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,172 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Sep 2004

    Romeo and Juliet by dumbles

    Song fic to 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits. Harry tells Hermione he is in love with her, after believing for so long that her feelings for him was all down to a bet made with Malfoy. Need to read to understand.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,414 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Sep 2004

    A Wizards Chess by Capn

    “Are you saying girls can’t play wizards chess?” Hermione demanded. - - Hehe...the answer to this question and more. One shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,007 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Sep 2004

    It's My Birthday Today by Caitlin Lee

    It's Ginny's birthday and she resolutely decides to buy herself a dress robe and she has a few problems along the way. Completely from Ginny's point of view. One shot.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,193 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Sep 2004

    Harry Potter and the End of an Era by laurieisme1

    Harry Potter's sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry and the gang's battle with Voldemort continues... Warning: Hints of Ginny/Neville...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 57,373 words in 27 chapters Published 19 Feb 2004, last updated 4 Sep 2004

    Nine More Months To Go by Spanky_Potter

    With the arrival of a second child due soon, Harry Potter reminices about his previous trials and tribulation the first time around dealing with Ron- reckless international Quidditch Star and in his own words, a 'sex symbol', Hermione's uncanny and at times, dangerous family, and a pregnant wife in the mix of his already hectic life.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 29,448 words in 6 chapters Published 11 Aug 2004, last updated 4 Sep 2004

    The Ferret and the Weasel by Reachfulhp88

    Ginny always had a thing for the ugly yet sexy blondie. But until now, she never acted on it. How will Ron react? Will everything be okay? Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,688 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Sep 2004

    Extra Credit by fenriswolf

    PWP fluff bunny inspired by a comment a co-worker made. Ron's eating, Harry's smiling, and Hermione's distracted. What's going on? One Shot.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 999 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Sep 2004

    What Leenie Learned by cew-smoke

    Well, I'm not sure it's a good idea for me to post this little story. It's a bit experimental for me and I had a very difficult time with it. My proofreader absolutely hated it. I almost tossed it right then and there, but I've always been a glutton for punishment. Try not to beat me up too horribly if you decide to review it. The concept is a conversation that takes place over various times and moments. Thank goodness for everyone this is only a one shot and I promise no more stories like this.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Humor
    Complete 1,837 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Aug 2004

    All of Us! by ginnymalfoy21

    Let catch up with the whole gang and there own family 8 years after Harry and Hermione’s wedding and meet the next generation. Sequel to “Getting Along!” but don’t need to read it to understand this story (something could be clear if did). Most of the fic is PG but I'll make it Pg-13 for later chapters. The story is in the R/Lu section for it started as R/Lu but All of Us is a story with an equal amount of H/Hr, D/G, R/Lu and other ship stories.

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 9,592 words in 5 chapters Published 17 May 2004, last updated 26 Aug 2004

    A Malfoy Never Begs by ginnymalfoy21

    What a Malfoy want a Malfoy gets! But a Malfoy will never beg! A short fic I thats been bothering me for quite for a few weeks now. Will be 2 to 3 chapter long. D/G with mention of H/Hr and R/Lu.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 2,826 words in 2 chapters Published 31 Jul 2004, last updated 26 Aug 2004

    You Never Even Call Me By My Name by Molly Moon

    Sirius Black offers to watch his young cousin, Nymphadora Tonks, one afternoon not realizing that he's bit off more than he can chew.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 4,891 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Aug 2004

    Through the Grape Vine by OceanAvenue213

    Based on Challenge by PeanutButterPerfect on Kindred Spirits. Ginny is making a truth potion in none other than Snape's class. When picked on to test it, she accidentally reveals that she is in love with Draco Malfoy. Through the grape vine, Draco hears this news. How does Draco react? How does Ron react? WHO IS BOB???? Humor/Fluff fic, one-shot.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,231 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Aug 2004

    Affectionless by LilPrincess48

    Challenge Fic. Hermione’s sick of everyone thinking that she and Harry are secretly together and that article was the straw that broke the camel’s back. She blames Harry, saying that it’s his fault for being so ‘affectionate’. Harry, amused, bets Hermione that she can’t go without his affections for a week. Let the games begin.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,500 words in 5 chapters Published 9 Jul 2004, last updated 25 Aug 2004

    Hermione's Stalker by LilPrincess48

    Challenge Fic. Harry shows up on Hermione's doorstep over the summer, only to find that one of her Muggle friends is crushing on Hermione -- With stalkerish tendencies. So Harry steps up, pretending to be Hermione's guy. It's all giggles from there.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 8,218 words in 5 chapters Published 9 Jul 2004, last updated 25 Aug 2004

    I Wish by LilPrincess48

    Draco Malfoy is angry with his dad. Ginny Weasley is fighting with Ron. What better way for both to get their revenge than by pretending to date? But where does the truth end and the lies begin? And who's pretending anymore… DG

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,303 words in 5 chapters Published 9 Jul 2004, last updated 25 Aug 2004

    Eavesdropping by Excalibur

    [One-Shot] Having not seen his friends all summer due to safety precautions, Harry Potter, the new head boy, overhears something he just can't believe. Was she lying or telling the truth? Response to the challenge: Sorry, but I don't like you that way by Muddgutts.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,484 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Aug 2004

    Highway to Hell by Capn

    “Signal left, Hermione! No no no that’s not the signal – “ Harry groaned from Hermione’s right in the passenger seat as Hermione activated the hazard lights. - A plotless one-shot brainfart :)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,176 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Aug 2004
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