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    I've got to have another helping by artemis of isles

    A parody of how Ginny gets a new boyfriend. A 56 line poem.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 431 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Oct 2004, last updated 25 Oct 2004

    Their Seventh Year by MetroDweller

    Lily and James in their seventh year. A story of friends, classes, falling in love, and the growing shadow of a war....

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 77,992 words in 40 chapters Published 27 Aug 2004, last updated 22 Oct 2004

    Ravenclaws Are Boring by Amethyst

    Harry gets a little hot and bothered when Hermione talks to Ravenclaw boys.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,568 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Oct 2004

    That time of the Month by diggingupophelia

    My respose to an older challege I read on the forums. The title kind of speaks for itslef. Read and Review. Glitch all fixed, it is not hard to read anymore! I've decided to leave this as a one shot...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,503 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Oct 2004

    Operation: BEEF by Capn

    Ron and Colin screw up. Really bad. So now, before Harry and Hermione can hex their body parts into seperate corners of the planet, they've got to fix it. Or at least blame it on someone else...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 1,362 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Sep 2004, last updated 10 Oct 2004

    The Tragedy of the Human Condition by antidarthani

    The Yule Ball arrives during the 7th year at Hogwarts... You're just going to have to read it to find out :)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,762 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Sep 2004, last updated 9 Oct 2004

    Beyond Therapy by Karen Noelle

    One unforeseen incident brings Draco and Ginny into each other’s lives. They meet, they bicker, they hex and they try to uncross their paths but more incidents abound. Misunderstandings, duels, pranks, detentions. And therapy sessions with Professor Trelawney. Will they eventually learn to manage their anger and stop making each other’s life miserable? Or will they discover something more? Features sixthyear!Draco, feisty!Ginny, curious!Hermione and cheeky!Blaise. And a whole lot more about growing up, change, and discovering the true self.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 52,362 words in 6 chapters Published 10 Aug 2004, last updated 7 Oct 2004

    Chaos Theory by nerdypurdy

    What happens when you take one stubborn Quidditch player, one hard headed journalist and then throw a wedding into the mix? (For their sakes, let's hope someone else is getting married.) (A/N: Out of town for a month...sorry)

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 6,751 words in 3 chapters Published 27 Dec 2003, last updated 4 Oct 2004

    Ron's Admirer by Goldy

    Ron has a secret admirer, Harry finds the entire thing highly amusing, and Hermione's jealous of Luna. Ron/Luna and Harry/Hermione pairing.

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 19,907 words in 4 chapters Published 2 Oct 2004, last updated 4 Oct 2004

    The Estate of Sirius Black by Kasper

    This is a single chapter from a longer fic. A friend suggested it might do well as a one-shot. Harry has is being trained personally by Dumbledore, who wants Harry to be comfortable enough around him to refer to him by his first name. Harry can't, so a charm is placed on him that will shock him when he can't refer to someone by their first name. This charm is eventually applied to all at Hogwarts during Harry's training and under this spell they attend the will reading for Sirius.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 7,488 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Sep 2004, last updated 2 Oct 2004

    Someone Cast A Riddikulus Spell On My Life! by cew-smoke

    The madman of angst is taking a short break from heartache to take a step into the unknown. Humor. Pointless nonsense for the sake of being silly. This will be a very short series about Harry's life after graduating from Hogwarts. To put it plainly, his life is utterly riddikulus. Please be aware these characters are NOT 'in' character for this little ditty. Hope you enjoy it!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,089 words in 7 chapters Published 26 Sep 2004, last updated 2 Oct 2004

    Hack. Snort. Cough. Sneeze. by Goldy

    Completely plotless and pointless. I was sick, so I made Hermione suffer. Unlike Hermione, I didn't have Harry to make me feel better. Fluffiriffic.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,443 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Sep 2004

    After the Morning After by kyc639

    Waking up next to Hermione after a night he cannot remember, Harry struggles with maintaining the friendship he has always known.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,474 words in 7 chapters Published 24 Aug 2004, last updated 21 Sep 2004

    You've Got the Cutest Little Baby Face by Starlight623

    My response to Lover's "Baby Harry" challenge made long ago. After a potion class goes horribly wrong, Hermione must take care of a very young Harry.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,881 words in 2 chapters Published 12 Sep 2004, last updated 18 Sep 2004

    The Way of Hermione Granger by Szaranea

    When Hermione stumbles into a crisis and disappears, Harry goes on a quest to find his girl and bring her back. And all he has on his side is a deranged Frenchwoman, a tattered copy of a book that no-one should want to read, and the knowledge that night-time is the best time to wash your hair.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 6,557 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Sep 2004

    Beyond A Kiss by pottergirl786

    It's Christmas Eve and Hermione is standing under the mistletoe...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,221 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Sep 2004

    Mentiroso by VanillaPuF

    Draco is swindled into boywatching with Ginny. A questionable situation arises, and accusations fly! Fun for the whole family. Actually just the D/G shipper looking for a laugh. Highish PG13.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,216 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Sep 2004

    That Funny Feeling. by Rid

    In her search for Mr. right-Hermoine goes through her share of weirdo’s. Harry does everything to make his life what it never will be-Perfect. What they both don't know is that-they belong together- one way or another. And if it will take the Weasley siblings four disaster dates and one major break-up to get these two together- they will do that and more. A story for all of you who had their Mr. Right in front of them- but could never recognize them.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,051 words in 2 chapters Published 15 Jul 2004, last updated 13 Sep 2004

    When things Look up by Rid

    Harry and Hermione have tried to hide their relationship from everybody ever since they graduated from Hogwarts. What happens when the press get a whiff of their affair?How do they deal with that, and a ranting Ronald Weasley.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 979 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Sep 2004

    Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream by nerdypurdy

    Ice cream, hangovers, and Seamus acting like a duck...what else would you expect from graduation at Hogwarts? (Just a cute, fluffy one-shot with absolutely no plot!)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,400 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Sep 2004
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