Harry and Hermione. A match made in heaven. But Ron can't seem to get them to kiss in public. What will he go through to get a pda (public display of affection) from them? Humor ensues.
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8,213 words in 4 chapters
Published 19 Jul 2004, last updated 15 Nov 2004
A quick summary of this persistent plot bunny: Hermione, the library, 2nd year reporters, and questions about Harry and Hermione's romantic relationship. It might be appropriate to mention that Hermione and Harry are not dating... yet *evil grin*
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2,016 words in 1 chapter
Published 13 Nov 2004
The Gryffindor girls are having a slumber party, which leads to a heartfelt revelation, an embarrassed Hermione and a bewildered Harry and Ron. Just what is going on?
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28,814 words in 5 chapters
Published 8 Jun 2004, last updated 10 Nov 2004
Hey, the summary is too long for this story so i have added a author chapter for the first one in order to explain everything to you so don't worry. This mostly consist of Angest, Humour(hopefully), Romance and adventures. I really hope that you'll like this story. I have shorten the title cause it was too long.
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8,137 words in 5 chapters
Published 28 Aug 2004, last updated 10 Nov 2004
Hermione's parents drag her off on a ski trip to Eagle Mountain colorado where she finds some that she wasn't expecting to see and becomes involved in a effort to discover the source of a mysterious illness plaguing a local indian reservation.
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3,612 words in 3 chapters
Published 28 Oct 2004, last updated 10 Nov 2004
Rictusempra: the tickling charm. What happens when its used out of context?
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3,530 words in 1 chapter
Published 8 Nov 2004
What happens when our fair hero is faced with a twelve year old daughter and his fears about boys and sex.... R/R...oh yeah and I know I have 3 other stories that need my attention but this plot bunny wouldn't go away until I did somethign with it so forgive me!
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1,592 words in 1 chapter
Published 8 Nov 2004
Based on the hit show on ABC, "Desperate Housewives." When a woman mysteriously dies in their neighborhood, four familiar housewives engage in comic hilarity and sexuality to find out "whodunit."
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1,940 words in 1 chapter
Published 8 Nov 2004
When Hermione falls ill with a fever, Harry comes to her rescue. Fluff and humour follow. One-shot.
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3,878 words in 2 chapters
Published 5 Nov 2004, last updated 7 Nov 2004
THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO DEPRESSION! yes, I've finally continued. James is no longer in a depression, he can keep going, but that doesn't mean the tough times are over. Please read and review, flames are welcome, I need someone to debate with! I'M BACK!
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34,545 words in 9 chapters
Published 27 May 2004, last updated 6 Nov 2004
"She found it easy being pretty to hitch a ride into the city." A parody of how Hermione helped Harry. A 128 line poem.
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872 words in 1 chapter
Published 7 Aug 2004, last updated 5 Nov 2004
Ron decided to play a practical joke on Hemrione. Harry wants to stay out of it, but somehow is drawn right into the midst of it. Hermione then plots a revenge on Ron.
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3,180 words in 1 chapter
Published 3 Nov 2004
James finds a book. Sirius gets an idea. All resulting in yet another failed attempt to seduce Lily Evans.
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2,170 words in 1 chapter
Published 1 Nov 2004
Harry was planning the perfect ending to the perfect date, but when he returned Home he found a little suprise waiting for him and Hilarity ensues(sequel to Duplicate)PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW!!!!
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2,786 words in 3 chapters
Published 29 Oct 2004, last updated 31 Oct 2004
On a very stormy Halloween night Luna tells a tale about Snape really being a vampire to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
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2,646 words in 1 chapter
Published 31 Oct 2004
Lightning flashed across the sky again, and this time, to Lily’s utter surprise, she spotted a figure ahead of her. That couldn’t possibly be mum, dad, or Petunia, the hotel is in the other direction. Curiosity overcame Lily and slowly but silently she crept towards the figure...
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13,248 words in 7 chapters
Published 13 Dec 2003, last updated 28 Oct 2004
Draco and Ginny are forced to do a contraceptive commercial. It's for their own good, really. Totally silly one-shot, spoofy.
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1,349 words in 1 chapter
Published 27 Oct 2004
Harry tries a new spell that gives him a niave clone of Hermione and wealth of problems.
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Published 20 Oct 2004, last updated 26 Oct 2004
She was running. Again. She had been on the run ever since that night on the sloping lawn at Hogwarts. When someone finally catches up with her, there are a few choice words for Bellatrix Lestrange. Post Hogwarts. One shot.
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1,737 words in 1 chapter
Published 26 Oct 2004
"Then summoning up all her power,
She tarantallegra-ed him jigging for half an hour."
a parody of how Ron got rich and a girl. A 120 line poem.
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841 words in 1 chapter
Published 5 Aug 2004, last updated 25 Oct 2004