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    Adventures in teaching by scottsman

    Harry, Hermione and Ron are all professors at Hogwarts, Harry has to balance his antics and broom closet escapades with a certaing bushy hair teacher and the ill will snape is who rasing a fuss to Dumbledore about Harry's unorthodox teaching style.(PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    In progress 1,989 words in 2 chapters Published 2 Nov 2004, last updated 14 Dec 2004

    Something to Talk About by Menucha

    Sometimes, in the midst of a war, Christmas brings out the best in people. Other times, it takes a bit of a shove. One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,278 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Dec 2004, last updated 12 Dec 2004

    I Get What I Want by Phantom Keeper

    Ginny’s over her boyfriend’s cheating ways. So, she breaks into his and his side flame’s apartment, where she proceeds to have fun. H/G/D/ with Hr thrown in.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,188 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Dec 2004

    Does Quidditch divide us? by VMaster

    An image that I had shared with a friend made me want to write this. I would have drawn it, but, well, I can’t draw, and yeah, I probably can’t write either, anyway, here it is.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,311 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Dec 2004

    Why Men Love Women by Vickles

    Harry looks back on why he loves his wife so much. Nice little piece of fluff to brighten your day.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,983 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Dec 2004

    The Secret of Saturday Nights by H_HrFan

    Hermione and her oldest and dearest friend Kyrsten, from a childhood prior to Hogwarts, have a secret place they like to go to on Saturday nights and Harry is dying to find out where it is. Since Hermione won’t tell him he concocts a plan to find out. What starts as a simple plan becomes a comedy of errors as alliances are switched and Harry and Ron find themselves having to do something they really, really don’t want to do. Please R/R. Thanks.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,420 words in 2 chapters Published 8 Dec 2004, last updated 10 Dec 2004

    I Used To Think My Life Was Normal... by khermione85626

    Look!!! I know what it says with the Humor and action and adventure and H/Hr, but it includes all of the themes except horror and supports all of the ships!! Haley Prickfrod thought she had the life of an average 10 year old. Until her fathers birthday... Her life changes forever!! She'll find out who her family really is!!! Prophecy with unknown meaning, a new dark lord, and many questions. Who is he? Why? How? and much more The system won't let me update soeven if I had another chapter (WHich I might-) I couldn't update it.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    Paused 5,335 words in 3 chapters Published 10 Sep 2004, last updated 2 Dec 2004

    Just the Four of Us? by diggingupophelia

    Harry/Hermione with a touch of Draco/Ginny. This is the sequel to And Baby Makes Two? This is a story about how Harry and Draco cope with fatherhood, wedded bliss, and their own wives' pregnancies... I will try to make it as funny as I can. R/R.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 8,293 words in 2 chapters Published 25 Nov 2004, last updated 29 Nov 2004

    Hot Witch in the City by Rock_candy

    Six years after graduating from Hogwarts, dating columnist Ginny Weasley and her best friends Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, and Julia Vaughn deal with relationships and everything that comes with them in the great city of London. Loosely based on the hit TV show “Sex and the City”.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 9,825 words in 3 chapters Published 26 Aug 2004, last updated 28 Nov 2004

    The Marauder's Secret by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Lily Evans is desperate to catch the Marauders and prove that it's James and friends pulling the pranks on all of Hogwarts, they never leave anyhing for her to go on. See how Lily's determination lead to an all-out war between herself and the maurauders...then how she ended up dating their leader!loads of comedy, at least I think so. I'M TRYING TO RESPOND TO ALL REVIEWS, BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO ALL OF THEM YET. I'M SORRY IF I HAVEN'T REPLIED YET, TRY BACK IN A FEW DAYS!

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 6,286 words in 3 chapters Published 30 Mar 2004, last updated 25 Nov 2004

    You're Such A Baby! by Goldgrin

    This is my response to a challenge of moon_shadows in the L/J forum: A lil' mistake. Lily accidentally turns James into a child, and takes care of him after that, untill he becomes normal again, facing everything that comes with it...

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,887 words in 11 chapters Published 5 Sep 2004, last updated 25 Nov 2004

    Pumpkin Pie Madness by Hermione Potter

    Thanksgiving is being celebrated at Hogwarts! Everyone is thankful for something. Even Draco! But what about Harry? What is he thankful for? When Hermione does know, what will she think? ~One-Shot~ *Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie for All of you H/Hr Shippers* Note: This story is set in Britain with Thanksgiving, I know the English don't celebrate it, but HEY It's still my story!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,264 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Nov 2004

    This Game of Love by Capn

    Ginny and Ron discover their best friends' secret and now it's payback time. Muahahaha. One-shot. A rather longish one-shot. BASED ON A FRIENDS EPISODE. This is also written in the note, I don't want to be sued or anything.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 4,811 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Nov 2004

    Big Surprises, Small Packages by Excalibur

    It was only a matter of time when all the Quidditch practice in bad weather would catch up to Harry Potter. His sudden bout of the sniffles coupled with a string of accidents leaves a guilty Hermione taking care of Harry's little problem.Response to the challenges Harry Is Sick and Growing Pains?Originally Big Things, Small Packages.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 21,569 words in 6 chapters Published 11 Aug 2004, last updated 23 Nov 2004

    Locked, Shocked, and Flat on the Floor by Silver Dragon

    Sometimes it takes extraordinary circumstances two bring to people together.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,224 words in 4 chapters Published 28 Oct 2004, last updated 22 Nov 2004

    Love and Little Ronnie Baby by OceanAvenue213

    Based on challenge off the boards. Harry is the Boy who Lived, Hermione is Miss Know it All, and Ron is a two-year old child. See what happens when two people come together to take care of this little hell-raising toddler. Rating MAY be upped to PG13. Also can be categorized as Drama.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,292 words in 2 chapters Published 24 Oct 2004, last updated 21 Nov 2004

    Heaven and Hell by KirstiR

    This particular plot bunny was born while I was watching the closet scene in the movie “13 Going on Thirty.” If you’re a shy, inexperienced teenager, what could be more hellish than being trapped in a closet for seven minutes with someone you barely know? Or with someone you know, but don’t like in that way. Or with someone you like in that way but don’t know if they like you. Or . . . well, I think you get the idea!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,053 words in 3 chapters Published 7 Nov 2004, last updated 19 Nov 2004

    Of Broom Closets and Kisses by Selenology

    When Harry and Hermione have to sneak back to the common room way past curfew, they come against more obstacles than they might've counted for.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,502 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Nov 2004

    It's Hard Business Keeping Secrets... by H_HrFan

    This was inspired by the What? No, no, no, they didn't do it!, or they did? challenge posted by mycha_kk on the H/Hr forum. Not your typical married during 7th year story. Harry and Hermione get married in their seventh year after the defeat of Voldemort. The plan was to keep it a secret. Then, in a moment of fury all hell breaks loose as family and friends discover the truth. Would love for you all read and review! Thanks. -- FIC ADMIN'S (gal-texter) NOTE: Challenge may be found at http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?showtopic=12201

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 14,620 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Nov 2004

    Awkward Moments by tome_raider

    Harry and Hermione spend their first night together as a couple. Set in their final year at Hogwarts.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,296 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Nov 2004
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