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    Kiss Me At Midnight by PhoenixFirebolt

    New Year’s Day is fast approaching and Hermione is determined to have her first kiss at midnight. She knows exactly who she wants to kiss and now she only needs to make it happen. Let’s hope Harry doesn’t scare off too easily. Let the planning begin.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,222 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Jan 2005

    To be or not to be a Weasley by Adrial

    "I am a fool, father…" He scolded himself, leaning against the wall of the room heavily. "But…for her…I don’t think there’s any other way to be." ~~~~~~~~~ Ginny Weasley, with the help of an unexpected house guest, discovers that there's more to a name than status, but can she teach that to the coldest heart of them all before it's too late? COMPLETED! YaY!

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 98,160 words in 16 chapters Published 14 Jul 2004, last updated 1 Jan 2005

    A Kiss in the Dark by Jenna Kathleen

    Someone sits in the common room thinking about the New Year and an old adage that went with it. *Has been edited*

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,076 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jan 2005

    A Simple Misunderstanding by Demosthenes

    The followup to 'One Simple Thing'. How does Harry plan to put in motion the events that will lead to his vision of the future?

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,093 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jan 2005

    Traditions by MichelleRadcliffe

    Hermione thinks about some of the New Year’s traditions and comes to find that sometimes they can be very good indeed.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 826 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jan 2005

    A Perfect World by Faeries Masquerade

    Behold! I have ventured out of writing dark, angst ridden fic to bring you.... a comedy. A satire of every single Harry/Hermione love story EVER WRITTEN. So click, and read, a tale of true love (and cookies)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,645 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Dec 2004

    Ladies and Gentlemen by Cassie Valentine

    And that, ladies and Gentlemen, is that.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 397 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Dec 2004

    Ocean Avenue by sarahmay

    AU - Based on the song "Ocean Avenue" by Yellowcard. After the final battle, Harry, Ron, and Luna decide to take a vacation in California when Harry meets Hermione Granger, the girl that will change his life...*please R/R!*

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,617 words in 4 chapters Published 5 Jul 2004, last updated 29 Dec 2004

    Stability by FrostbitePanda

    A story spurned from the reawakening of my long dead muse. Hermione contemplates her life and the things she has but the one thing she lacks and so desprately craves. A fluffy one-shot with humor; a rareity for me. R&R

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,000 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Dec 2004

    Your Song by sarahmay

    First L/J fic...it's not that great, but I had to get it out, so here you go! PS...i suck at summaries..hehe

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,674 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Dec 2004

    Birds and Bees by LadyAkako

    Hermione has found herself in quite a bind...it seems her boyfriend is slightly clueless about the birds and the bees, she mistakedly asks Ginny for help, and is beginning to think this whole thing may be a very big mistake that could only spell out embarrassment for both her and Harry...too bad she's always right. response to the Birds and Bees challenge.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,688 words in 3 chapters Published 4 Sep 2004, last updated 26 Dec 2004

    Peppermint Christmas by Hermione Potter

    Harry and Hermione are left alone at Hogwarts together. What will happen when candy canes are ensued by Professor Dumbledore? Read!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,903 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Dec 2004

    Sweet and Compassionate by CandiceMarie

    What happens when Ronald accidentally sees Luna make a snowman that strangely resembles a certain red-headed Gryffindor Keeper? Come find out! ^.^ No angst today, because it's Christmas season :D

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,760 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Dec 2004

    The Play's The Thing by WilliamEP

    Harry has a surprise for his friends... and a special one in store for one Hermione Granger. Update - NEW and Unplanned Epilogue!!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,893 words in 2 chapters Published 20 Dec 2004, last updated 24 Dec 2004

    O is for Owl, C is for Cat by Excalibur

    A bet is made between two reluctant participants. Problems arise when one depressed teenager allows his curiosity to get he best of him. Will this simple bet destroy a wonderful friendship or spur it towards romance? Based on the challenges: Learning to Cope by LadyTuesday and Christmas Time is Here by OvrtheMoon.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,586 words in 2 chapters Published 20 Dec 2004, last updated 24 Dec 2004

    The Rat Files by Capn

    Harry drinks a botched potion and finds himself six inches long with a stringy tail and whiskers - Hermione looked the brown rat over. “Ron, it looks like a regular disease-ridden rat to me.” Harry scowled. For a girl so bent on helping out non-human creatures, she sure was mean to rats.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 4,897 words in 2 chapters Published 22 Dec 2004, last updated 24 Dec 2004

    The Meaning of Christmas by TurtleTheInsaneSuperstar

    Ron and Ginny get a last minute owl to spend the Christmas holidays away from Hogwarts....leaving Harry and Hermione alone. Winter fun and winter fluff!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,152 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Dec 2004

    Unresolved by danielerin

    Ron is finally facing his feelings, scary though it may be. The Christmas Hogsmeade visit presents an opportunity he cannot pass up. His adventure leads him to turn a corner. A look at an R/Hr date from a confirmed H/Hr shipper.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 13,567 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Dec 2004

    The Talk by Skeeter

    At a request from Sirius, Remus is the one left to give Harry his talk about the Birds and the Bees. It doesn't go quite as Remus expected. (Oh boy - won't this be fun!)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,272 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Dec 2004

    Romance 101 by OceanAvenue213

    Ginny is falling behind in Potions. Hermione sets up a peer-tutoring program. Draco is the only tutor left for Potions. Put these facts together and you make for a really perturbed Ginny and a rather amused Harry and Hermione. *one-shot*

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,495 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Dec 2004
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