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    Escape by hollytiger

    H/HR takes place in summer between 5th and 6th years. While Harry is left alone at the Dursleys, he comes across a personal ad in the Quibbler. He responds and when he meets his mystery date, it’s the one person he never expected it to be: Hermione. Hint of RL/NT at end.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 831 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Jan 2005

    Drunken Stupor by red_dragon88

    Draco and Ginny get drunk and end up married. Response to a challange in the forum.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,280 words in 4 chapters Published 6 Jul 2004, last updated 26 Jan 2005

    Sleekeasy's the Devil!! by kyc639

    In a world where demons and monsters are real, Harry Potter faces a new threat just as he'd gotten his life into order. Can a new hairstyle do what Voldemort had failed to do - turn Harry Potter into a nervous wreck? With alternate ending

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,508 words in 5 chapters Published 23 Nov 2004, last updated 26 Jan 2005

    Don't fret, you weasel by BabyPan

    Need a story about Ginny who is kidnapped by dragons? Where Draco (how ironically) goes off to save Ginny? Ron somehow gets in the way, while Harry drags Hermione along the journey? While Voldemort plans something with his fellow Death Eaters to kill Harry on his journey? Well then turn away now – ‘cause this is not the story you’re looking for.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,787 words in 2 chapters Published 24 Jan 2005, last updated 25 Jan 2005

    Drop Dead by Rosali

    The final battle... with a little touch of the forces of nature and the forces of the impossible :D

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 1,970 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Jan 2005

    As Loving Goes by Amethyst

    Sequel to Ghost of a Good Thing – a Hogsmeade weekend gone wrong forces Harry to confront his guilt complex. Again.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,220 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jan 2005

    Funny Feelings by Green_Eye_Sparkle16

    FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! Just a sweet, funny fic I’ve begun to write...There is QUITE A BIT OF DRAMA that will be thrown into the mix...just to let you know! ~Harry and Hermione are in a silly situation. Harry begins to see Hermione differently...but he’s confused. Should he be thinking things like this? About Hermione? Things will start to tense up...things won't be so silly anymore! Other ships included. Please read and review!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,183 words in 6 chapters Published 3 Jan 2005, last updated 13 Jan 2005

    Bronte, a Buck, and a Bride to Be by catchthesnitch

    Some Mauraders Fun! Includes a unique proposal! If you read, please review! This is a fun story! :)

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,695 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jan 2005

    The Worst Summer of my Life by MichelleRadcliffe

    Harry is at Grimmauld Place after fifth year and some - unexpected vistors show up... "You are a very twisted, demented, and evil person, damned glad to meet you! Seriously though, funny stuff, keep it up." - A Reviewer

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    In progress 22,880 words in 14 chapters Published 28 Oct 2004, last updated 11 Jan 2005

    It's Not the Size That Matters by H_HrFan

    I’ve read a lot of stories about how hugely magnificent Harry is and one I read a little over a week ago got me to wondering…and wondering…and wondering, about an insecure Harry. This is what I came up with. It may not be great, but at least it clears some much-needed space in my head. Now I'm off to write some more for 'Fairy Tale'...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Humor
    Complete 1,901 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jan 2005

    A Different Perspective by MichelleRadcliffe

    Sometimes I wonder why exactly humans think that they’re in charge of us. They do absolutely everything for us; we get to sleep whenever we want, wherever we want. Yes, that does include My Girl’s black robes. Oh, I’ve forgotten to introduce myself in the midst of all this ranting. I am Crookshanks.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 879 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jan 2005

    The Pixie Faerie Diaries by Rainpuddle13

    Draco and Ginny have dutifully raised their two boys, Liam and Gareth. Now they get to do it all over again, only this time with daughters. A companion piece to Fifteen Years.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,418 words in 3 chapters Published 9 Nov 2004, last updated 7 Jan 2005

    Two Teachers, HHr, & Snogging by Ruddy_Brilliant

    Harry/Hermione. Ron/Luna. Neville/Susan. Snape/McGonagall. Yes, really! =D

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,835 words in 5 chapters Published 12 Dec 2004, last updated 6 Jan 2005

    NEWTs, the Flu and Chocolate by MichelleRadcliffe

    Hermione is stressed about the NEWTs and winds up fighting with Ron. On top of that she’s gotten the flu. Could things get any worse? Maybe. But they could definitely get a little better.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,292 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Jan 2005

    Four Little Words by Suns Golden Ray

    James has decided to take the next step in their relationship. However, saying "Will You Marry Me" is much harder than originally thought. Can his mates and the entire Auror division help him propose before he really botches it up...or anyone else dies. (Third Book in the LJ Series)

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 75,301 words in 31 chapters Published 3 Jan 2005, last updated 5 Jan 2005

    A Wedding Story by Suns Golden Ray

    Three short parts before the wedding of James and Lily Potter. Set one month after Four Little Words.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,902 words in 3 chapters Published 5 Jan 2005

    The Talk by kyc639

    One-shot. Now that Harry and Hermione are engaged, Mr. Weasley feels that it's his duty to give Harry 'the Talk.' PG-13 for some horrific imagery. Don't read while eating.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,653 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Jan 2005

    Long Road Towards Maturity by nienie

    Ron's POV, 7th yr; Harry is temporarily out of the main picture, an insecure Hermione doesn't play very nicely, Ginny is fuming about being left out of some kind of loop, and Draco still gets on Ron’s nerves... What's a bloke gotta do, when the former most insane of people seems to be the sanest of all? How could Looney help him in the escape of immaturity? Drama all over!

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 17,419 words in 9 chapters Published 23 Jan 2004, last updated 2 Jan 2005

    The Bodyguard by MysticSam

    Wh00t! I'm BACK! Happy new year everyone! Summary: Set during the summer of sixth year. Hermione acquires a 'friend' for the summer in the form of a black panther--a very intelligent panther. With rather startling green eyes, and personality quirks that remind her of her best friend Harry...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 17,582 words in 7 chapters Published 27 May 2004, last updated 2 Jan 2005

    Draco's Nightmare Before Christmas by TruthbeTold

    After being secretly married for seven months Ginny and Draco have a slight problem, how to break it to Ginny’s family? (And live) It looks like Draco’s meeting the parents. (Brothers included) holiday style. Humor ensues…I hope.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,386 words in 3 chapters Published 11 Dec 2004, last updated 2 Jan 2005
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