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    Be My Hermione by CandiceMarie

    A little something for Valentine's Day. I wanted to find out the origin of the day. I did, and I was inspired to do this ficlet. Happy Valentine's Day, Portkey :)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,982 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Feb 2005

    captivated by velvet

    lily and james were deeply in love but ended their relationship after a stupid mistake tore them part. Lily has put the past behind her and is not set on marrying another man, but has she really put it behind her? what will happen when James comes back into her life and is once again set on winning her love? will she be captivated or seek revenge? If you read, please review!

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,500 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Feb 2005

    Simple Misfortunes by hooray4me

    This is the story of Harry and Hermione. They tiptoe around the idea of telling the other they love them, but will it take a few humoruous misfortunes for the truth to finally come out?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 9,932 words in 6 chapters Published 25 Jan 2005, last updated 12 Feb 2005

    The Storm by jardyn39

    Harry has been invited to stay at the Grangers during the summer holidays. Breakfast soon becomes his favourite time of the day although, during the holidays, Hermione certainly isn’t a morning person. At the end of a particularly enjoyable day, something provokes Harry. In a night-time storm of exploding glass and masonry throughout the neighbourhood, Harry breaks down and makes a confession with consequences for himself and the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Humor
    Complete 7,074 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Feb 2005

    Memories of a Wednesday Morning by jardyn39

    Hermione is struggling to recover after her memories of the past two years are fractured. Her friends know there is little time to discover Dumbledore’s hidden messages. As Hermione learns more about the final battle and Harry’s fate, she realises they need a vital link that may restore her full memories. Dumbledore has entrusted Hermione to make an important decision concerning Harry.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Mystery
    Complete 8,296 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Feb 2005

    Coming of Age by JanieB

    As we all now know, Hermione is older than both Ron and Harry. She turns seventeen before either of her friends and seventeen, of course, is the coming-of-age birthday in the wizarding world – a special birthday. So, what does Hermione want for her special birthday? What does she do to celebrate it and what does she get? Read and you’ll see! Excerpt: "Harry and Ron looked at each other, then at Hermione’s retreating back. ‘She winked at us,’ said Ron. ‘She did,’ said Harry, watching Hermione’s hair swinging gently across her back as she walked. Ron swallowed audibly. ‘She said we could do it.’ ‘She did,’ said Harry, his eyes drifting to the enticing curve of her waist and her hips and what he liked to think of as her delicious derriere. ‘We have two weeks.' ‘We do,’ said Harry, hypnotised by the smooth, fluid movement of her legs which were encased in tight fitting blue jeans. ‘Bloody hell!’ exclaimed Ron. ‘Yep,’ sighed Harry. Ron waved his hand in front of Harry’s eyes: no response. He rolled his eyes. Merlin help me if I ever fall in love and become so pathetic! he thought disgustedly.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,842 words in 3 chapters Published 31 Jan 2005, last updated 11 Feb 2005

    Hating, Dating, and Ginny Weasley by OceanAvenue213

    Based on challenge on Kindred Spirits. "Ginny Weasley was mad. No, Ginny Weasley was furious. No! Ginny Weasley was enraged." The story of how two souls come together to help each other in a way no one expected. Then they get confused. Then, even more confusion follows. Then it ends with some beautiful sugary sweet fluff.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,327 words in 6 chapters Published 12 Sep 2004, last updated 9 Feb 2005

    Unconditional Love by diggingupophelia

    Draco has to deal with his daugher while Ginny is at work. Just some funny fluffiness. ONE SHOT. R/R.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,033 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Feb 2005

    "I'm in Love With You!" by HarrynHermione

    Everyone in Gryffindor Tower would breathe a lot easier if Harry would just say it! Short little one-shot.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,626 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Feb 2005

    Of Peppers and Tiramisu by sunday

    {Complete} There's a new class at hogwarts; One of the most dangerous classes that's known to wizard and muggle alike. Welcome to cookery class.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,016 words in 2 chapters Published 5 Nov 2004, last updated 5 Feb 2005

    Waking Up Harry by KirstiR

    Hermione Granger has been in love with Harry Potter since the end of fifth year—she thinks the feeling is mutual and she’s tired of waiting. Now Hermione is a very smart witch; when she sets out to achieve a goal, the realization of said goal is generally in the bag. A tale about what happens when Hermione gets fed up and Harry wakes up. The final chapter is now up. A severe fluff warning is in order for this one!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 22,098 words in 8 chapters Published 29 Nov 2004, last updated 4 Feb 2005

    Revelation II: Telling Ron by Talion

    This is a sequel to my story "Revelation". Harry and Hermione are a couple. Now they have to do something neither of the is looking forward to doing: tell Ron! How will he react? One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,771 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Feb 2005

    Afterglow by danielerin

    Lying in the Hospital Wing after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry and Hermione have a conversation. Complete and utter fluff. Pointless. I swear.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,399 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Feb 2005

    Life as a Weasley/Malfoy family by Rid

    When a two weeks overdue and incredibly hysterical Ginny is asked to eat Fish by a suave Draco Malfoy, the evening ends with a baby!As Draco and Ginny go from one milestone to another- we look at the ahppy couple and their life-through their eye's.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,840 words in 2 chapters Published 12 Jun 2004, last updated 3 Feb 2005

    Strange New York Encounters by gypsybaby21

    Two years after Hogwarts, Ginny, in a Muggle subway, ponders over a strange encounter with Draco Malfoy.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,799 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Feb 2005

    Hate To Say I Told You So by carondelet

    [completed] Harry thought that he would swoon. He wasn't even sure what swooning was, but he was fairly certain that he was about to do it.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,422 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Feb 2005

    Believing the Unbelievable by dreamer43

    Lily Evans is in her sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and is being constantly annoyed by one James Potter. He never leaves her alone, but when she says something meant as a simple insult, he takes it so much further. Lily must really learn that some things that apply in the normal world don't get carried over to the Magical one...as she is soon to find out. A light, fluffy fic, which is one way that Lily and James could have gotten together. *One-Shot*

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,204 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Feb 2005

    Once Upon A Fairy Tale by Karen Noelle

    It was the single, most anticipated new product from the Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes. It promised to revolutionise the toys industry in the Wizarding World. What they did not expect was, it might revolutionise long-standing family rivalry too.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,424 words in 2 chapters Published 30 Jan 2005, last updated 1 Feb 2005

    Music of the Night by msnorris

    After James and Lily's first time together, James discovers something shocking and a bit unsettling about her. He may have to choose between Lily and his sanity. From the author of A Magical Journey and A Glimpse. This is a one-shot.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,186 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jan 2005

    Soul Charming by spaz141

    Do you believe in soul mates? Hermione Granger meets Oliver Wood in a bookstore, they hit it off but is he really her soul mate? This is a Hermione based story from her point of view. *Complete* Epilogue now Posted

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,980 words in 4 chapters Published 25 Jan 2005, last updated 28 Jan 2005
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