[completed; non-canonical; rating scaled back to PG-13] "You...berks should know better than to eat anything that Tonks has cooked up! Honestly! How thick can you be?"
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Published 3 Mar 2005, last updated 4 Mar 2005
[one-shot] Ron makes a list.
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Published 4 Mar 2005
Harry Potter hated pumpkins. With a burning passion. Why you may ask? Well, we’ll come to that point later.
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Published 5 Apr 2004, last updated 3 Mar 2005
Okay, this is just some random pointless humorous fluff to tide people over. Rated for some minor swearing. Enjoy!
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Published 3 Mar 2005
It's the start of Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and a new diary emerges to plague his existence. This time, it’s his own.
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Published 3 Mar 2005
What happens when one Potions' class goes really bad for Harry, and he ends up hearing women's thoughts? Based on "What Women Want", the movie starring Mel Gibson and Helent Hunt.
This is my first story on Portkey, and I don't really know what's the rating. There's nothing explicit, but let's be sure by making it PG13 ;)
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Published 1 Mar 2005
In which Harry has fear of rejection, Ron is strangely helpful in his unhelpfulness, and Hermione buys books. And now there's a sequel because happily ever after couldn't come *that* easily to Harry Potter, could it?
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Published 10 Feb 2005, last updated 28 Feb 2005
slight OOC. Draco and Ginny have been dating for awhile. Imagine his surprise when, on one of their dates, she is wearing "that damned shirt". Ginny has to cope with going back to Hogwarts without her "precious little Drakiekins" and Draco has to deal with a loser, stalker, creepy ex-boyfriend of Ginny's. Throw a little of Blaise Zabini in there (cuz, heck, that kid writes himself) and you've got a story for Draco and Ginny that all can enjoy. **COMPLETED with Epilogue/Prologue COMING SOON**
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Published 20 Aug 2004, last updated 25 Feb 2005
[paused indefinitely]I am going to be a complete blouse and not give this to you, Lily. It's beyond embarrassing.
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Published 24 Feb 2005
A ghostly Sirius gets to go back to #12 Grimmauld place for just an hour and learns that his godson is doing better after his death, with the help of Hermione Granger. But he doesn't just LEARN. He gives a few pointers, as well...
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Published 23 Feb 2005
[completed] “Bloody hell, Potter,” he said slowly, “this is...awful. Pathetic, really. I mean, just dreadful. Where in the hell did you learn to write like this?”
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Published 8 Feb 2005, last updated 22 Feb 2005
Like every typical (or perhaps not so typical) teenager, Ginny needs a place to find solace from her every day life, consisting of mysterious and possibly deadly diary senders, pretentious snob Malfoy, and an overbearing brother called Ronald Weasley. Will she be able to find the perpetrator before Christmas day? D/G
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Published 28 Jun 2004, last updated 21 Feb 2005
It's 7th year, and all is fair in love and war, or is it? A very fluffy journal told mainly from Hermione's POV. NEW: Final chapter from the future.
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Published 7 Jan 2005, last updated 18 Feb 2005
This is my response to Mycha_kk's fantastic 'My Angel' challenge. An ice sculpting competition is taking place at Hogwarts and Harry refuses to participate until he finds he has no choice as the time comes for him to discover his heart's most basic desire.
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Published 18 Feb 2005
Reply to a V-Day challenge! This is pure unadulterated fluff, so be warned...
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Published 17 Feb 2005
Harry and Hermione are comfortable with each other. Comfortable to practice kissing on one another, so not to look like idiots once their first "real" kiss rolls around. Made for Valentine's Day. (I used make-out instead of snog because it flowed better) One-shot.
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Published 14 Feb 2005
Here's a Valentine's fic for all the people out there. Something funny, yet fluffy.
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Published 14 Feb 2005
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than as a pumpkin, eh? Yes, I’m sure Hermione would agree.
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Published 14 Feb 2005
After a late change of plans, Harry goes to stay with Neville during the summer holidays. Ginny and Luna discover where he is hiding and endeavour to make Harry reveal why he refused to go to the Burrow as planned. Harry eventually confides in his three friends but becomes very uncomfortable when they begin to debate his concerns.
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Published 14 Feb 2005
Hermione is having some sort of mental break-down because of her least favorite holiday...will Harry tell her the truth before she has to buy a monkey? A funny, cute one-shot.
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Published 13 Feb 2005