At a request from Sirius, Remus is the one left to give Harry his talk about the Birds and the Bees. It doesn't go quite as Remus expected. (Oh boy - won't this be fun!)
Christmas ficlet, slight fluffiness, extreme pointlessness and lack of recognizable plot. The song it's written around is "Ornament," by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. WARNING: Character Death
A rather odd songfic, written in about fifteen minutes... it actually starts out R/Hr - you've been warned! But don't worry, everything will be right in the end. :)
Harry has problems. This we know. But when it comes to girls, he's completely clueless! That is, until a certain hippogriff gives him some advice.