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Stories by artemis of isles

  1. Every one had to have a lucky break by artemis of isles

    new chapter: It's a curious paradox, isn’t it? Immediately after Hogwarts. A gentle bawdy frolic -- Harry enjoys a normal boy-wizard life at last, does he? Harry has a lot of natural talent ... except when it comes to girls. Nothing comes that easy.

  2. A Magic Talking Looking Glass by artemis of isles

    "She found it easy being pretty to hitch a ride into the city." A parody of how Hermione helped Harry. A 128 line poem.

  3. I've got to have another helping by artemis of isles

    A parody of how Ginny gets a new boyfriend. A 56 line poem.

  4. Smelling Like a Rose by artemis of isles

    "Then summoning up all her power, She tarantallegra-ed him jigging for half an hour." a parody of how Ron got rich and a girl. A 120 line poem.

  5. The most real thing by artemis of isles

    AU, A young English girl was transformed by Italy. And why should she not be transformed? It happened to the Goth…. One has always to be open, wide open. Open to what? Physical sensation. Warning: OOC Sirius

  6. I've Had My Taste of Honey by artemis of isles

    "a delectable bookworm by trade, who read every book having been made." A 122 line poem - parody of Harry's love life.