A Magic Talking Looking Glass by artemis of isles "She found it easy being pretty to hitch a ride into the city." A parody of how Hermione helped Harry. A 128 line poem. PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance Complete 872 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Aug 2004, last updated 5 Nov 2004
Smelling Like a Rose by artemis of isles "Then summoning up all her power, She tarantallegra-ed him jigging for half an hour." a parody of how Ron got rich and a girl. A 120 line poem. G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance Complete 841 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Aug 2004, last updated 25 Oct 2004
I've got to have another helping by artemis of isles A parody of how Ginny gets a new boyfriend. A 56 line poem. PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance Complete 431 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Oct 2004, last updated 25 Oct 2004
The most real thing by artemis of isles AU, A young English girl was transformed by Italy. And why should she not be transformed? It happened to the Goth…. One has always to be open, wide open. Open to what? Physical sensation. Warning: OOC Sirius PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance Paused 6,477 words in 3 chapters Published 14 Aug 2004, last updated 19 Aug 2004
I've Had My Taste of Honey by artemis of isles "a delectable bookworm by trade, who read every book having been made." A 122 line poem - parody of Harry's love life. PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance Complete 857 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Aug 2004, last updated 5 Aug 2004