(a/n: Wow, it's been a long time. Well, I'm back from Europe and college just started and the server for the internet is down, I'm bored so I'll write. Plus I'm listening to the Moulin Rouge soundtrack! I got to see the actual Moulin Rouge when I was in Paris! I took pictures!!! Anyway, sorry about the wait, but here's the next chapter!)
"I can't believe all the stuff you have stuffed in the back of this Jeep Harry!"
"Um…`Mione? I can use magic now that we've graduated." Harry looked at Hermione like she had grown another head.
"Oh, um…right." `Well at least she had the decency to blush' thought Harry. `Wow, she really isn't on the ball today…'
"Ok, let's get setting up. I'll move the coolers out and you can grab a couple of bags or something." Harry grabbed a cooler out of the Jeep and walked over to a picnic table that had already been set up.
Hermione decided to make herself useful and started removing bags of rolls, chips, and other various food products. `Well at least we won't starve.' She took the bags over and started setting them on the table as Harry went back for yet another cooler.
Feeling extra curious, okay, maybe not extra curious, she opened up the cooler to see at least two cases of butterbeer, 3 bottles of Firewhiskey and 4 bottles of muggle Vodka! Was Harry trying to drink himself to death?! Good lord. Well, Hermione wasn't going to touch a drop of alcohol, nope, uh-uh, she'd be the responsible one, as always.
"Well, here's the last cooler. You want to help me pitch the tents?" Harry grunted as he set the second cooler on the ground next to the other.
"Sure, lets just get settled, I want to try out my new swim suit in the lake." Harry just quirked an eyebrow as Hermione as she looked at him with mild annoyance.
"What? I haven't been swimming in…a really long time. I want to at least have a bit of fun before all you stupid gits get pissed and I have to listen to your retching all night and day." Harry rolled his eyes at Hermione and started walking back to the Jeep.
"Come on, give me a hand, it'll go quicker and then you can try out that `new' suit."
Hermione `hmmph'ed and followed Harry a smile creeping on to her face.
~*~30 minutes later~*~
"Three down, three to go, I'll go get the other tents Harry." Hermione jogged over to the Jeep, it was empty.
"Um…Harry, where are the other tents?"
"Well, you see the thing is…well, erm…there are only three. You and Luna are sharing, don't worry." Harry added quickly.
"Harry, Luna is going to want to be with Ron now that they're dating! And Draco and Ginny are dating too! Harry, that means that we have to share a tent." Hermione was starting to panic.
"`Mione, it's not that bad. I'm sure Luna'll still stay with you. And, even if you and I did have to share nothing would happen, we're best friends…nothing more." Harry's voice had dropped considerably at the last few words.
"Oh…" Hermione cleared her throat, "Yes, yes, you're absolutely right. Let's let Luna and Ron have their fun, but I swear, if Molly blames someone for this mess of co-ed sleeping, it certainly won't be me! Oh, and if you feel the need to retch because of ridiculous amounts of alcohol consumption, I swear you had better go outside, `cause if you don't I'll…I'll…oh, it'll be really bad! Mark my words."
"Hermione, chill, everything will be fine, Harry doesn't bite!" Ron and the others had just returned from collecting firewood.
"Hermione!" Ginny shouted as she ran and gave Hermione a hug. "It's so great to see you!"
Luna followed suit and soon the girls were off complimenting each other on their out fits.
"Looks like we've got our hands full this weekend boys." Draco came to stand next to Harry and Ron.
"That's the understatement of the year. I'm really hoping that Hermione loosens up a little bit. I know she'll have ton of fun if she does. I just hope she does it soon."
"We all do mate, we all do." Ron nodded his head in agreement.
"Swim time!" Hermione shouted as she grabbed her bag and picked the tent that was back a bit from the other two to change in.
"Looks like she wants to be `secluded' with you Potter." Malfoy wriggled his eyebrows at Harry.
"Sod off, you git." Harry laughed as he went to grab his bag out of the Jeep and conjured a radio to set on the picnic table. Soon the air was filled with sounds from the wizarding wireless.
~*~10 minutes later~*~
"Oh my GOD this water is amazing! Come one you guys, get in, it's perfect!" Hermione shouted from the water as the others made their way down to the water.
Everyone had been in shock when Hermione stepped out of the tent minutes earlier. No one quite expected Hermione to wear anything like what she was at the moment. It was a tiny pink and orange striped string bikini with ties on the sides of the bottoms and a thin strap that went around her top and a halter tie. It barely covered her at all. Hermione, of course was totally oblivious to the looks that she got from the guys, and the girls for that matter. Though the two looks were of completely different natures.
Harry was probably hit the hardest. He saw Hermione step out of the tent and his jaw dropped and his mouth ran dry. He began to feel woozy and realized that the blood was draining from his upper body. `Shit' he thought as he started chanting a mantra about Umbridge in a thong, that sure did kill any sexual emotions he was feeling.
When his mind cleared enough to think he tore off his shirt and flung it unceremoniously to the ground and ran to the water as he had already been wearing his swimming shorts.
Soon everyone was in the water and swimming and having a blast. Water fights, games of marco polo, snogging on the parts of Ginny and Draco and Ron and Luna and rolling of eyes by Harry and Hermione ensued in the Lake.
"Well, if they're just going to stand there and snog, I'm going to make myself useful. Care to help me make dinner?" Harry startled Hermione when he spoke.
"Yeah, sure. Let's go."
Harry and Hermione got out of the water and wrapped towels around their bodies. `Thank God' thought Hermione, `I've never seen someone so built in my life, I'm surprised I've kept myself in check thus far!'
An hour later after everyone was fed and the sun had gone down the six teenagers decided to play a game of truth or dare.
"No I'd rather not," pleaded Hermione, but she ended up being out voted 4 to 2. Harry didn't want to play either, he knew what the others had on their minds.
"Ok, Ginny, truth or dare?" Asked Luna.
"Dare."
"I dare you to run around the campsite screaming."
"Ok."
Ginny sat down 5 minutes later with a sore voice and everyone else with sore ears.
The daring went on for a good half hour, everyone leaving Harry and Hermione out of the game.
"Harry, truth or dare?" Ginny said after her third dare.
"Um…dare." Harry actually looked scared.
"I dare you to go get the firewhiskey and drinking half a bottle."
"Erm…ok…" Harry did as he was told while everyone else but Hermione broke into the other bottles and a bottle of Vodka.
When he was done her turned to Hermione and asked her, "truth or dare?" and then broke into a fit of giggles, very unmanly like.
"Um…tru-no, damn it, I'll be a Gryffindor! DARE!"
"I dare you to drink the rest of the bottle!" Harry pealed into laughter as Hermione grabbed the bottle and started chugging down the terrible tasting liquid that burned her throat and made her eyes water.
~*~
"Well, I'm goin' ta turrrn in beforrre I pash out righ' here…"slurred Draco as he helped a very drunk Ginny to her feet and they made their way back to their tent.
"Yep, I'm a gonna folla his idea!" Ron giggled as Luna tried to pull him up off the log they had been sitting on but ended up falling on her arse. When they finally managed to get to their tent Harry turned to Hermione and offered her his hand so that they could turn in too.
Harry went to go turn off the radio when he was suddenly stopped from behind as he heard the song being introduced.
"Hey all you hip wand wavers out there. I know you've been looking forward to it all day, and here it is for you, the re-make of Lady Marmalade. Goodnight everyone, this is Wolf Parker signing off! Enjoy!"
Lil' kim:]
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
[Mya:]
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
[Mya:]
He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh
[Chorus:]
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
[Lil' Kim:]
What What, What what
[Mya:]
ooh oh
Hermione began dancing and singing as the song played, swaying her body to the music. She was still only wearing her bikini and when Harry looked at her he felt his body respond in a way that it shouldn't to one's best friend. Harry's eyes filled with lust as he watched Hermione's form swaying back and forth erotically.
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
[Lil' Kim:]
yea yea yea yea
[Pink:]
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak
yeah
[Chorus:]
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
[Lil' Kim:]
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin`, why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
by the case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
[Christina:]
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
[Pink:]
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
[Mya:]
Sleepin' the grey flannel life
[Christina:]
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more
[Chorus:]
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C`Mon! uh)
[Missy:]
Christina...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Pink... (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...
A few hours later Harry woke up with a terrible headache and a dull ache throughout his entire body. He felt something stir on his chest and looked down to see a forest of bushy brown hair sprawled across his naked chest, he looked down and took note that he was also not wearing any shorts or boxers.
`Oh shit,' he thought, `I slept with my best friend. Oh, she's going to hate me.' Harry groaned and as soon as his head hit the pillow he was out like a light.
(a/n: Ok, I know it probably sucks and I'm really bad at writing this kind of stuff, but I thought I'd try and finish this. Oh, well…I'm out!)
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