Hey, Harry!
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Published 25 Jan 2007, last updated 27 Jan 2007
AU. Harry Potter had three enemies: Voldemort, Draco Malfoy and Hermione J. Granger. Why had the girl he saved from a troll become his worst nightmare, he did not know. But he'd find out in his seventh year. H/Hr, R/Lu, N/G. Based on "Hey, Arnold!"