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    Veritas by Lady Starlight

    During HBP a lot was going on that didn't make much sense initially and something very wrong with Harry. Hermione soon learns that there was someone responsible for that. She failed him. Now, she vows to make things right; she’s a Gryffindor, after all. Two-shot

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,202 words in 2 chapters Published 11 May 2007, last updated 12 May 2007

    More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp

    AU It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realises that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on through the books from there until the end of their fourth year. 21st century technology is used (as though this story started in 2003 instead of 1993)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 122,794 words in 45 chapters Published 10 May 2007, last updated 11 May 2007

    The Second Dance by witowsmp

    At the Yule Ball in GoF, Harry realizes that his feelings for Hermione have changed.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,785 words in 1 chapter Published 10 May 2007

    Who has the Better Boyfriend? by alayneni

    Ginny’s found an article in Witch Weekly instructing witches how to determine who has the better boyfriend. What happens when she presents the article to her friends?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,000 words in 1 chapter Published 8 May 2007

    Breaking the Rules by dragonsangel68

    Late for Quidditch training, Draco doesn't think to pause before he enters the change rooms.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 29,518 words in 7 chapters Published 22 Feb 2007, last updated 7 May 2007

    Joke Wands by dolfingurl

    The time for the final battle has come. But who will triumph? And how? A one-shot with almost no plot at all to it, I just wrote the scene that came to mind.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 352 words in 1 chapter Published 7 May 2007

    Three Big Words by Viopathartic

    PG13 for momentary use of profanity but that is it. Inspired by Three Small Words by happy-daze. There. Hermione Granger said the three words that made Harry freeze. How will he react? Does this summary sound familiar? If it does, I assure you it is NOT WHAT YOU THINK. Read and you'll see.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,332 words in 1 chapter Published 7 May 2007

    One Big Weasley Family by Glassesfreak206

    After the Second World War, the Weasley family meets to celebrate the birth of the newest addition. It doesn't take long for the true colors of the family to show.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Angst Humor
    Complete 1,929 words in 1 chapter Published 6 May 2007

    The Wrath of the Blacks by pstibbons

    Sequel to The Wrath Of Hermione. House Black is led by Andromeda Tonks a.k.a. Lady Black. She intends to make House Black once again a major player in Magical Britain - this time on the anti-Voldemort pro-Potter side. Step One is to assimilate both the Pureblood family of Draco Malfoy and the Newblood family of Hermione Granger. Given that Hermione murdered Lucius, this could be trickier than planned... Meanwhile, back in the Future, Luna investigates ways of helping Hermione - in particular, helping Harry follow her.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    In progress 13,041 words in 2 chapters Published 3 Apr 2007, last updated 4 May 2007

    Babies by I Heart Harry

    A child's innocent question leads to madness in the Potter household.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,443 words in 1 chapter Published 4 May 2007

    Propose in Haste (Repent at Leisure) by bubblegumlocks

    Harry's in over his head. Who but Hermione to the rescue? Features airhead!Ginny and an unlucky Harry.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 13,645 words in 4 chapters Published 23 Mar 2007, last updated 3 May 2007

    Drugs by Emerald Tears

    Hermione couldn’t have fallen into that clichéd ‘I’m in love with my best friend and I never knew it’ situation, right? Alas... She needed him, she wanted him, and if Harry didn’t like her, then damn, he wasn’t allowed to like anyone else. Harry Potter was Hermione’s heroin.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,468 words in 1 chapter Published 1 May 2007

    Hopeful Moments by Paracelsus

    A series of vignettes, one-shots, following the events of "Restoring Hope". This Special Moment is from the summer after Hope's first year, just before her birthday.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Paused 6,061 words in 3 chapters Published 5 Dec 2006, last updated 30 Apr 2007

    The Azkaban Hot Tub Tales by Blue Lady

    A Semi-Parody HP Adventure. In which Voldemort suffers from fainting spells and liberal usage of Crucio, Harry and Hermione can’t keep their hands off each other, Lucius contemplates a trip to Outer Mongolia to get away from his insane boss, Draco tries to find a new publicist and every Malfoy at Hogwarts gets pushed down the stairs at least once. [More D/G than H/Hr though...Draco and Ginny have officially hijacked my story.] BOOK 1 IS NOW COMPLETE!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,776 words in 9 chapters Published 4 May 2006, last updated 28 Apr 2007

    Hermione Jane... by princessoftheworld

    Plot bunny created into a one shot. Harry Likes Hermione Jane...what's he gonna do? A good read for a giggle or two.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 922 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Apr 2007

    Encounters at the Library by Luminous Star

    To earn a bit of extra money during the school year, Lily takes up a part time job at the Hogwarts library, simple right? Now if only Lily could shake off her interest and slight obsession of finding out the identity of a certain mysterious boy who's reading Hemingway novels long enough to actually get some work done... L/J oneshot, slightly fluffy, rather amusing- hope you enjoy it!

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,661 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Apr 2007

    The Complete Idiot's Guide to Writing Harry Potter Fanfics by wolvesorrow

    What do you think after reading that title? All help is welcomed but beware: written within are tips that might actually make you a better writer! OMG!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 2,396 words in 2 chapters Published 1 Feb 2007, last updated 23 Apr 2007

    Don't Write Me Off Just Yet by dumbles

    A short, fluffy one-shot I wrote after watching the movie 'Music and Lyrics' and getting 'Don't Write Me Off Just Yet'. Can't really summarize it too well- just read it!!!!

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,686 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Apr 2007

    How a Snake May Be Caught by Aquarius21

    Draco is not the best of thieves.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,166 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Apr 2007, last updated 17 Apr 2007

    Hogwarts: Once More With Feeling! by Ancient Werewolf

    AU, 7th year. An April's Fools joke by the Weasley twins! Everyone at Hogwarts is singing what they feel. What does this mean for Harry and Hermione? IMPORTANT: The songs are NOT original poetry, they are known songs (most are a bit old). Titles and artists are listed in the LAST chapter.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,025 words in 4 chapters Published 4 Apr 2007, last updated 16 Apr 2007
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