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    The Detour by princessoftheworld

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 0 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Apr 2007

    School Yard Crush by [x]Mrs_H_Potter[x]

    AU Story. Harry Potter is a 22 year old student from Australia. Hermione Granger is a 19 year old student from England. What happens when Harry gets a crush on Miss Granger. This is a NON-MAGIC fic, so if you don't like reading fiction without magic then please don't read.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 3,015 words in 4 chapters Published 3 Apr 2007, last updated 10 Apr 2007

    Precious Possessions by dragonsangel68

    Draco leaves something very special to him in the library and a certain redheaded witch finds it. His endeavors to retrieve his property ends up with him losing so much more than a mere material object, but he doesn't seem to mind all that much.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,876 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Apr 2007

    Reputations by loony9373

    People are wondering what Ron and Luna do when no one can find them, will our favorite Gryffindors figure it out?

    PG Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,727 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Jan 2007, last updated 7 Apr 2007

    The Interview of Dreams by gluglug

    Just imagine if JKR gave an interview to Portkey following the release of Deathly Hallows.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,818 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Apr 2007

    Two Minds Are Better Than One by Ancient Werewolf

    AU, OotP, 7th year. Hermione is feeling depressed, and Harry wants to cheer her up. That's when Colin Creevy takes a picture of him with a special camera. Only, things don't go as planned. Poor Snape. HPHG, mentions of RWLL and NLGW.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,358 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Apr 2007

    The Long Unwinding Road by red_samurai21

    After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts to properly finish school, which of course entails exams, quidditch, overeating and good, old-fashioned fluff.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,338 words in 5 chapters Published 24 Jan 2007, last updated 5 Apr 2007

    Uh...what? by Viopathartic

    Very short humorous one-shot: Excerpt// “Y-you’re—?” The woman asked, barely keeping her disgust out of her tone as she watched the red-haired man chew obnoxiously on a handful of cookies. She meant to ask if he was really Hermione’s husband-to-be, but for some reason she couldn’t speak. He smiled, showing particles of previous foods stuck in his teeth. Carol, somewhat of an OCD person, flinched and turned her head away. “Yep. I’m Ronald Weasley.” Wiping a hand onto his jeans, he stuck it out for her to shake. Slowly reaching out as if he carried a dangerous disease, Carol briefly touched his hand then drew back. God, that cookie monster is Hermione’s fiancé? Lord help Hermione Granger.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,606 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Mar 2007, last updated 5 Apr 2007

    The Timestamp Meme by Rainpuddle13

    A collection of stories that resulted from the livejournal timestamp fic meme. Readers requested to see a specific moment in the timeline of any of my stories.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,098 words in 4 chapters Published 10 Mar 2007, last updated 3 Apr 2007

    Tis the Season by Rainpuddle13

    Draco is flustered by the girl weasel. A sequel to The Tale of the Pumpkin Thief.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,572 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Apr 2007

    Relative Chaos by Hermione Potter

    [UPDATED: “Aye, if I was just a few years younger, I’d consider dating you,” James let out a heart laugh, earning a smack from Lily. “Am I right or what Harry?” Everyone turned to look at him expectantly. Including Hermione. “Uh...I...Yeah..I mean...any guy would be lucky to date her,” he turned away from their burning eyes.] Harry Potter has always been the last one to finish in his family. This year he comes back to his family reunion for the tournament that's held for the children of the family. This is the 25th year and Harry is determined to win the Potter Cup this year. But the problem is that his brother is sabotaging him as well as his girlfriend can't stand to get dirty. Soon he reunites one of the family's old friends again, Hermione Granger. And it seems that a certain Weasley girl will not stand it.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 8,723 words in 5 chapters Published 5 Sep 2006, last updated 31 Mar 2007

    Harry Potter and the Vision of the Quadrangle by fenriswolf

    A new prophecy has been unveiled, but do the words mean what they appear to mean? Voldemort and his followers pay the price for their hubris, or at any rate are severely punished. A bit of silliness that bit my ankle and wouldn't let go

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 3,229 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Mar 2007

    Who Is Who by [x]Mrs_H_Potter[x]

    What happens when Hermione goes out and leaves Harry with the identical twins? [One-Shot]

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 1,117 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Mar 2007

    It All Started With A Kiss by magi_luver

    Ginny stole Harry's quill. Draco sees her doing it. Why does he care? No idea, that's why you've got to read!

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,218 words in 2 chapters Published 14 Mar 2007, last updated 22 Mar 2007

    Bunny Ears and Sexy Dances by Harry85

    Just my response to the Challenge "The Bunny Outfit" by Carlo. I hope you will enjoy this, and please if you read, review so that I know how to improve!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,217 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Mar 2007

    Someday We'll Know by magi_luver

    Ginny's been working in Muggle London for two years now, ever since that night. What will she do when the past comes back? Song fic on "Someday We'll Know".

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,811 words in 2 chapters Published 14 Mar 2007, last updated 16 Mar 2007

    A Bitter Disappointment by mathiasgranger

    Albus Dumbledore has always believed that death is but the beginning of the next great adventure. What happens when the adventure is unlike anything he had expected it to be?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Drama Humor
    Complete 2,200 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Mar 2007

    Christmas Past by hermy_madness

    Hermione is decorating the christmas tree and remembering.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,026 words in 2 chapters Published 29 Dec 2006, last updated 12 Mar 2007

    The Pact by NotCreevey

    Set during 7th year. A little one shot in which Harry and Hermione discover how much they mean to each other and how much their love lives (now both tangled up in the Weasley household) have in common. Can one afternoon on the couch in front of the Common Room fire change everything? Let's find out!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,109 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Mar 2007

    Billiards Lessons by Chance

    That mad witch Hermione has done it. She's gone back to school. And, to her flatmates Ron and Harry's disbelief, it's a muggle university! But one night she comes home in a panic; her muggle friends have invited her to play billiards with them, but she doesn't know how! Harry graciously offers to teach her. One-shot. Pure fluff =)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,395 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Mar 2007
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