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    30 ways to say I love you by moon_scar89

    A series of letters between Harry and Hermione. Fluffy no real plot but enjoy the sweetness

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 762 words in 3 chapters Published 2 Mar 2007

    The Office by harry_mione_love

    AU! NEW AUTHORS NOTE AT END!(Hermione attened Beauxtions,with no relationship to Harry until she starts working for him.)Hermione has always been considered just a plain old secretary working at a business owned by Harry Potter and Ron Weasley along with a few of her close friends. Harry then dating the ever popular Cho, who despises Hermione and her friends, finds himself falling for his assistant. What will happen next? LAST CHAPTER POSTED!!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 20,193 words in 9 chapters Published 3 Feb 2007, last updated 25 Feb 2007

    Vegetated Development by vea

    It was only when James had a pair of carrot-filled knickers on his head that he realized he was in love with Lily Evans.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,354 words in 5 chapters Published 31 Jan 2007, last updated 17 Feb 2007

    Chips & Vinegar by LaydeLyra

    Ginny just wants someone who understands. Short little plot bunny allowed to see the light.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 1,384 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Feb 2007

    With No Control by Eternal Love LJ

    The one thing that Hermione has no control over.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,905 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Feb 2007

    Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon

    Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter has survived and fulfilled his ambition to become an Auror. But after a raid that backfired spectacularly, Head Auror Kingsley Shacklebolt thinks Harry needs training to think like a copper. The one man who can do the job? Commander Sir Samuel Vimes, Ankh-Morpork City Watch. ---- ADDED BY FIC ADMIN gal-texter on Jan 2009: click here for link to completed version: http://recs.portkey.org/includes/view_rec_details.php?rec_id=2167

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Mystery
    Complete 49,996 words in 16 chapters Published 7 Jan 2007, last updated 9 Feb 2007

    Deceptive Image by moogle

    Ginny falls into a mirror that takes her into a reflection of her world. What was good is now bad, what was bad is now good. Little did she know that her evil counterpart had been let into her own world in the process and she's very eager to be with her boyfriend, Draco malfoy.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,046 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Feb 2007

    Win a Date with a Marauder by x0xJames_Potter

    What happens when Lily enters a contest under a fake name and wins a date with James? Excerpt from the third chapter: “Yes James, that’s it! I cant take it any more. You turn me on more than you can possibly imagine. How about we take a short break in your dorm?”

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,898 words in 4 chapters Published 18 Sep 2006, last updated 4 Feb 2007

    Intervention by spoonjosh

    This fic will contain AU elements: Starting at the beginning of Harry's 4th year, 2 militant and delusional HHR fans Spoonjosh and Hoobajube, find themselves plunged into the magical world they worship... Is this a sign? Can HHR truly happen? We certainly will pull out all the stops to make sure it does! If you don't like mary-sue fics - this isn't for you (but then again who WOULDN'T want to be in Hogwarts, eh?). Read on for some of the funniest and exciting moments in HHR history! Watch out for Pumpkin Pie songs, Ron's mysteriously repetative accidents (courtesy of Hoobajube) and if you leave enough reviews, a special guest appearance!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Action/Adventure Humor
    In progress 6,004 words in 2 chapters Published 8 Jan 2007, last updated 4 Feb 2007

    Mission Impossible by harry_mione_love

    Fixed! The stuff that didn't make sense was changed! One Shot. This was a challenge i recieved on Portkey. Ever wonder what a conversation involving Harry's boys or Hermione's girls would sound or would have sounded like if the subject ever switched to Harry and Hermione?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,868 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Feb 2007

    To Be Without Fault by Alicia78

    In the McKinnon’s summer home in Messina, Italy, Charles McKinnon, his daughter, Marlene, Marlene’s friend, Lily, are there to stay for the summer. Charles’s good friends, Thomas and Katherine Potter, their son, James, their niece, Melanie, and James’s friend, Sirius, come to stay as well. Lily knows James as a self-centred jerk who didn’t date girls—he shagged them. James believes Lily to be an anal prick who believed she was too good to associate with any of the boys who attended Hogwarts. In an odd twist of things Sirius develops a fancy for Marlene. However, will Melanie’s determination to get back together prevent Sirius and Marlene from being able to date without Melanie interfering? Based on Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,653 words in 3 chapters Published 19 Jan 2007, last updated 31 Jan 2007

    Hey, Harry! by Ancient Werewolf

    AU. Harry Potter had three enemies: Voldemort, Draco Malfoy and Hermione J. Granger. Why had the girl he saved from a troll become his worst nightmare, he did not know. But he'd find out in his seventh year. H/Hr, R/Lu, N/G. Based on "Hey, Arnold!"

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Paused 2,945 words in 2 chapters Published 25 Jan 2007, last updated 27 Jan 2007

    The New and Improved Hermione Granger by goddess_of_ether

    Tired that Harry Potter doesn't seem to realize that she's female, Hermione Granger undergoes a "Summer Makeover" to alert him of the error of his ways. Strangely enough, it seems as though Harry doesn't like the new Hermione . . . almost as if he were in love with the old one . . .

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 9,286 words in 4 chapters Published 1 Jan 2007, last updated 22 Jan 2007

    Drinking Games by Chance

    Ron has moved in with his girlfriend, leaving Harry and Hermione together in their flat. One night Harry and Hermione drink a bit of firewhiskey and start playing silly games. One shot. Plenty of fluff.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,491 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Jan 2007

    Unwritten by MeiQueen

    Shows how an imperfect but stubborn Lily Evans came to love an egotistical but big-hearted prat, James Potter, when the two had to work together as Head Students in their 7th Year at Hogwarts.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 26,576 words in 7 chapters Published 26 Feb 2006, last updated 19 Jan 2007

    The Fairytale Hunter by mindless_matter

    “Draco emerged from his third fairytale that month entirely exhausted. And worse of all, his tights were riding up. Again.” Some fluff for dragonlilleth, fallenwitch and jandjsalmon as a thank you. But watch out for Draco’s potty mouth! *Entirely way too influenced by you, FW, but at least, you manage to take that as a compliment – cough, cough.*

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,948 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jan 2007

    S.P.E.W. Beginnings by Fiiish

    Harry has a special surprise for Hermione and Ron and Luna try to help. Features a teeny bit of Ron/Luna if you squint. PG-13 because...I think there are some bad words in there?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,202 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Jan 2007

    Health Class At Hogwarts by Eternal Love LJ

    Okay, so, the school board has stepped up and made a requirement for some health class at Hogwarts. Sounds hilarious, right? Well, it is! Not really an LJ, if I continue it might be, though. Tell me if I should! Laugh at me because it actually happened in my Health class.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 1,760 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jan 2007

    Ancient Ritual by Cassie Valentine

    Another one from LJ land. We all know that Hermione takes her research very seriously. Much to his amusement, Harry finds out just how serious.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 605 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jan 2007

    From the Files of Sirius Black by Alicia78

    A few random one shots I had lying around written from the PoV of Sirius. The first one is his telling about how Lily and James fell in love (romance/humor)and the second is about a past regret that he needs to get off his chest (drama). The third one sets up for more amusing ones to come. It's about how Sirius became who he was. (feel good) More to come. Most of them are humorous. Imput is much loved! Thanks!

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,211 words in 3 chapters Published 11 Dec 2006, last updated 7 Jan 2007
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