Disclaimer: Same as the previous two chapters.
A/N: Oh joy! I was bored and procrastinating again. Sorry I didn't answer all your reviews, but then I wouldn't have had the time to write this…again I'm sorry. Don't think I don't appreciate them because I do. They make me laugh. I love it when you guys say things that make me laugh. It's great! Even if they have nothing to do with actually reviewing and you're just telling me something funny about your day…it's wonderful!
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Hermione's Quiz
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1. What time did you get up this morning?
HARRY JAMES! Nine in the morning is NOT the crack of dawn! And for the record, I would not be getting up this early if it weren't for the funny little poke I feel against my bum EVERY MORNING!
2. Diamonds or Pearls?
*hums "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend" *
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Luna and I went to see this riveting documentary about this one group of Australian aborigines. The whole thing was done in their native tongue…it was quite intriguing. Luna kept asking rather silly questions which buggered me some…but then she'd make the most astute observations. I don't know what to make of her sometimes.
However, she is a way better companion than Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb over here. (Especially when Tweedle Dee falls asleep and drools over everything.)
4. What is your favorite T. V. show?
Sometimes, around three in the morning, I sneak out of our bedroom to watch some quality shows…if you get what I'm saying. *blushes* I know I shouldn't be doing this but…sometimes these shows have some rather interesting plots.
7. Favorite cuisine?
Harry's neck…
That or Italian. Italian is good.
8. What foods do you dislike?
I don't particularly like raw foods.
9. What is your favorite crisps flavor?
Crisps are so unhealthy. (But so delicious! Won't go near Fred and George's, though. I know what goes into those crisps…)
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
HARRY! I do not like Wham! You know all I listen to is Bach…
(AndDuranDuran'sGreatestHits)
11. What kind of car do you drive?
I sold our car. I mean…what was the point of it exactly? If we were only going to use it to shag each other that is…
You're right. I think I'll buy it back tomorrow.
12. Favorite sandwich?
You know those shows I watch sometimes? Well, I did have this one fantasy with Harry and er…Viktor…
I'm a sucker for Seekers. (And if anyone dares to make a pervy comment at that…)
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Stupidity. You wouldn't figure that considering who my best friends are.
14. Favorite item of clothing?
Harry bought me this silky thing…he's like a lion when I wear it. Grr…that slutty little piece of cloth has been ripped to shreds by his powerful hands so many times…thank goodness for magic!
But those jeans of his are simply splendid, aren't they? I'm constantly scourgifying them so he can wear them as much as possible. I've even considered burning the rest of his pants so that he'd have no choice but to wear that one pair…but I'm a good girlfriend. I'd also make a good fiancée and wife, if anyone were wondering…
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you
go?
The Diesel store in New York.
16. What color is your bathroom?
Oh honestly, Harry! The color is "dusky rose."
17. Favorite brand of clothing?
You're perfectly correct, Ron, they are Diesel. Very smutty of you to notice.
I've come to the conclusion that those Diesel people are some sort of gods, or higher beings. Maybe they're a more evolved species of Homo sapiens. The brilliance that are those jeans…unparalleled design…
18. Where would you retire to?
NOT Brazil mind you. Antarctica perhaps…
19. What was your most memorable birthday?
*blushes*
Er…umm…Harry's 21st birthday?
20. Favorite sport to watch?
You know those shows I watch? This one time, the plot took this one character--a mousy reporter type--to this one football game, and then afterwards she had to interview the star athlete in the locker rooms. The locker rooms emptied out, and she and the star athlete were alone and well…er… *blushes*
I've told Harry he should give up on Quidditch and play football. I think he'd be rather good. He has the legs for it, I think.
21. Furthest Place you are sending this?
Probably Prof. McGonagall.
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
Probably Prof. McGonagall. She might actually die of cardiac arrest when she reads all this, but I figure…it's time Minnie learned a thing or two about her star pupil. (You ok there, Minerva?)
24. Goal you have for yourself?
Oh, I would bore you with the list. I'm only 26 after all.
25. When is your birthday?
I'd like something shiny for my birthday. You know, something round that I'd be able to slip around this one special finger…preferably, this round object would have a diamond on it. I'd like for it to be given to me by one Harry James Potter while he is down on one knee like the proper gentleman that he is.
26. When is your Anniversary?
*snorts* Well isn't that question bloody fantastic?
27. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Believe it or not, I'm a night person. You tell them Harry.
28. What is your shoe size?
I have small feet. I think they're rather pretty. Harry likes to tickle them, which ends with him having a nice big black eye. Then I have to shag him and make it better. I love our tickle fights.
29. Pets?
Oh for goodness sake Harry! It isn't like I'm hijacking your bird! She still loves you more than she loves me. In fact, I think Crookshanks loves you more as well. Why do you think he always pesters you in the morning? I'm so unloved…
30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
Oh no. Nothing exciting ever happens to me. *snicker*
31. What did you want to be when you were little?
Everything you could possibly imagine.
32. How are you today?
Bloody depressed. A colleague of mine got engaged yesterday… *sighs*
33. What is your favorite flower?
The kind my best friend leaves at my bedside table when I'm petrified.
34. What is a date on the calendar are you looking forward to?
I've always fancied a summer wedding because the chances of it raining and ruining my day are pretty slim…though I am a witch and can control such things so it really shouldn't matter. However, the chateau has already been booked for June 29th…so get on with it already!
35. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home?
The both of you are complete idiots! It wasn't Yugoslavia, nor was it the Ottoman Empire! You were in AUSTRIA-HUNGARY! Budapest is in Hungary! And you did not go back in time so it wasn't even Austria-Hungary! It was just plain Hungary! How do I know? Who do you think had to apparate your drunken arses back home?
38. A small thing you really enjoy?
Pretty shiny rings with diamonds.
(And shagging Harry Potter)
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