Disclaimer: Same as first three chapters.
A/N: I'm sorry I was awful with the replying again! But I am updating fast…isn't it amazing? Don't get used to it though. This is just a nice little way to spoil you dears for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa. But after this, I'll go back to being the same old Belle that never updates.
You guys are great!
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Luna's Quiz
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1. What time did you get up this morning?
I'm usually never awake in the morning. Lately, I've taken to only being awake at night and sleeping the whole day. I used to do this as a child, but then I started Hogwarts and it completely altered my system. I find that I work better in the hours between dusk and dawn…Ron certainly seems to enjoy it…
2. Diamonds or Pearls?
Pearls of course. I've never really understood the obsession with diamonds. Although, I do admit,
Hermione's ring looks very nice. (Besides…she'd hex me if I didn't say it. She has a bit of a temper, that
girl. Not as bad as Ron's though. But at least with Ron I can use sex to assuage him.)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
I don't remember…I was too focused on watching the beautiful patterns of dim light that reflected off of the emergency exit sign. They were remarkable…
4. What is your favorite T. V. show?
The one about the poor journalist lass who chases these wonderful stories about ghosts and aliens and vampires…I wonder why the Muggles don't believe her. They're perfectly normal things.
7. Favorite cuisine?
Mrs. Weasley's. Ronald loves going home to eat, and as I can't really cook all that well, I've gotten quite fond of Mrs. Weasley's meals. That, and I get to see my father a lot since he lives in Ottery St. Catchpole as well. Though, I do find that Mrs. Wealsey should really shut up every now and then. The woman jabbers too much…Ron's the same way. But with him it's endearing.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Ronald tries to cook from time to time. And although I forgive him many things, I do not forgive him this…
9. What is your favorite crisps flavor?
Anything that isn't made by my brothers-in-law.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?
I don't listen to the type of music that I believe this question is referring to. To me, music resides in everything…in the rushing of a brook, in the little rustle the trees make during autumn as they tumble and fly off…in the mating call of the Acromantula. I love to observe those spiders. Ron never accompanies me…I think he's a great big chicken. But he's my chicken. So it's perfectly allright.
11. What kind of car do you drive?
My husband flies his car. Silly Muggles and their ideas of driving cars…flying is much more practical. Though I still prefer flying on thestrals to cars.
12. Favorite sandwich?
Nutella.
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Kleptomania.
14. Favorite item of clothing?
Ronald found the most interesting set of lingerie over in France while visiting Bill (Apparently Madame Maxine quit her position as Headmistress of Beauxbatons and branched off into the lingerie world.) Ronald knows how I love radishes…so he bought a dozen different lingerie sets with radish prints that actually taste like radishes…
He loves to watch me take my bra off and eat it. He eats the rest of it of course…he makes a face sometimes, as I
don't really think he likes the taste of radishes per se. But then when he's done I jump on top of him, and the
faces he makes are completely different…
Still funny, though.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you
go?
We really must go back to France and do some shopping, rex darling.
16. What color is your bathroom?
Ron's told you all about it, it seems. I shan't bother you with further details. Though rex darling, you forgot to mention how much fun I have cleaning your dirty little self in the shower…
17. Favorite brand of clothing?
T'adore by Madame Maxine.
18. Where would you retire to?
France. It really is a lovely country. Besides the lingerie, the very diversity of magical creatures to be found there is astonishing…
19. What was your most memorable birthday?
I don't really remember my birthdays.
20. Favorite sport to watch?
Quidditch. Watching Ronald on a broomstick is so very invigorating…but the adrenaline rush that continues to pulse through him after the game is over is much more interesting. We have the best post-game sex! (This is assuming he's won the game, of course.)
21. Furthest Place you are sending this?
The computer I'm using is actually my father's. It's the one he has at work, at the Quibbler. Arthur set it up for him. The two of them have grown considerably closer since Ron and I married…I think they get along because they're both completely mad. But they're brilliant in their own way. Still, I'm not quite sure how to go about this thing…Ron set this whole email account thing up. He thought it'd be fun to send each other naughty emails while at work…which has done wonders for our sex life, not that it isn't wild enough as it is. But seeing as I work in the early evening while he's at his mum's having dinner, by the time I get home from work late at night, he's up and ready to go. Naughty emails are fantastic!
Still, I'm wary of clicking this "list" button and sending it on. What if my father gets it?
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
If he does get it, then my father I suppose.
24. Goal you have for yourself?
To prove to the world Heklmumps really do exist. I was not sloshed on that night, Ronald!
25. When is your birthday?
I don't really remember my birthdays…
26. When is your Anniversary?
Which Anniversary?
27. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Look at my name. Figure it out.
28. What is your shoe size?
Ronald has big feet.
29. Pets?
Ron won't let us keep any. It's quite dreadful, though I never really complain. I understand his reluctance to keep pets. The first one turned out to be a Death Eater in disguise, and then Pig turned out to be a flamboyant homosexual. Ronald tried in vain to get him to breed with Hedwig, but he'd have none of her. All he wanted was to spend his time shamelessly flirting with Errol…Errol could be his grandfather! Ron tried to discourage this behaviour, but then the disapproval Pig sensed made him all the more rebellious. He ended up adopting one of Hedwig's eggs, (who by this time had gotten quite cozy with Bill and Fleur's owl, Etoile) and tried to raise it with Errol…
Ron became a very reluctant adoptive grandfather, and decided that enough was enough and ended up giving Pig to his mum and dad. I was always silently displeased with Ron's treatment of the owls…you can't manage what the heart wants.
Still, Ron now refuses to even look at another animal. I use The Quibbler's owls now… Ron shares Hedwig with Harry and Hermione. Harry seems to get a bit touchy about Hedwig though…I wonder why.
30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us?
Harry and Hermione got engaged yesterday! And I mean properly engaged, so it was very exciting. Hermione had been badgering Ron and me for ages about the subject, so I'm quite thankful that Harry finally went on with it. Harry invited us to the mysterious dinner he had planned for Hermione…and I say mysterious because Hermione had no bloody clue that she was about to get asked.
The restaurant was beautiful; a river ran through it and everything! There was a bridge, and fairy lights, a 12-string orchestra…they kept playing Wham! for some strange reason…I'm pretty sure I recognized "Everything She Wants" and "I'm Your Man" from Hermione's constant humming.
She cried of course--though one couldn't be sure whether it was because she was overwhelmed, or because a fairy had zoomed past and flown right into her left eye. Ronald definitely cried…he's quite a sap. I didn't cry; I was actually quite relieved. But not as relieved as Harry was: I could tell by the way he was shaking. The poor dear looked like he was about to retch at any minute.
But it's over-they are now engaged, thank Merlin almighty!
I do think Harry went a tad overboard with the fairies.
31. What did you want to be when you were little?
Accepted.
32. How are you today?
I'm lovely, thank you. I think after I'm done with this I'll send Ron a naughty email.
33. What is your favorite flower?
Roses, because they're Ron's favorite. Rose was also my mother's middle name.
34. What is a date on the calendar are you looking forward to?
I would have to agree with Ron and Harry here-the day Harry and Hermione finally do get married will be the day everyone sleeps easier. Especially Harry. Do you think the engagement was the big deal? Oh no. I'm sure Hermione will drive everybody sufficiently mental with the planning…she's already started hassling me, and they barely got engaged yesterday. Though I should already be used to it: the wedding arrangements have been happening clandestinely for months now, and I've slowly been draggled along…though to be honest, Ginny has had to bear the majority of the load. Now that it's out in the open, however, I really do fear for my life.
In case I decide to take my own life and join everyone beyond the veil, let me just take this opportunity to say I love you Ronald Bilius Weasley.
35. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home?
I went to Mongolia with my father once.
38. A small thing you really enjoy?
Emailing my husband. I think I'll do that now.
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