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The Not So Secret Diary of Lily Evans by Kitastrophy
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The Not So Secret Diary of Lily Evans

Kitastrophy

"Lily Evans, you are bad!" Gianne cried. Lily smirked.

"It comes with the package, darling!" she said in a snooty voice, laughing hysterically with Gianne and Elle. Elle started coughing and Lily whacked her in the back.

"Ow! Lily! That hurt!" she whined. Lily looked at Gianne and rolled her eyes.

"So," Gianne continued. "When are we doing it, and what are you gonna do until we're done with plan superman?" she asked. Lily smiled.

"Well, I haven't really thought of when, but until we fulfill it, I think we should go to phase 2." She said simply. Elle and Gianne looked confused.

"What is phase 2, exactly?" Elle asked, tilting her head to the side. Lily gave an evil grin.

"Phase 2 is to play with their heads," Gianne's smile wavered.

"Their?" she asked and Lily sighed.

"Gi, if this is going to work, we need them both distracted, I've already got a plan for Remus, and I'm pretty sure Peter won't have a clue on what's going on." She said. Elle turned her head towards Lily.

"What plan for Remus?" she asked. Lily smiled angelically.

"You'll see." She said.

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Lily, Gianne and Elle walked down into the common room together. They walked over to James, Sirius, Remus and Peter. Lily smiled at all of them.

"Potter, don't forget, we have a heads meeting later tonight, and, oh, while I remember Remus?" She said, smiling evilly. Remus looked at her in suspicion.

"What." He said, glancing at the three girls. Lily giggled. `That's odd.' He thought. `Since when does Lily giggle?' James just sighed and ruffled his hair.

This caught Lily's attention and she was just about to roll her eyes when she caught herself. `The plan Lily.' She thought. `Remember the plan and all the things he's done to you.' Lily nearly made herself puke by smiling at James. James beamed when Lily smiled at him.

"Elle has something to tell you, Remus." She said, glancing at Elle and then back at Remus. Elle bit her lip and glanced at Lily as her cheeks turned red.

"Yeah Elle?" he asked her, now turning his attention to her. Lily had to bite the insides of her cheeks to keep herself from laughing as Elle grabbed Remus and kissed him firmly. Blushing even more, Elle ran to the portrait and practically jumped through. Remus stood there like a stunned mullet. Lily held her hand up to her mouth to hide her smile, turning her eyes into pools of pity.


"Sorry Remus," she said, lowering her hand to show a serious face. (No pun intended). "She was supposed to say more to you. But you know, this crush that she's had on you has been on for a long time, and I guess she was just nervous, eh?" she said, smiling sweetly and shrugging a bit. Remus looked at her with open eyes.

"W-what!" he squeaked. Lily smiled inside. `This is going to be a lot easier than I thought.' She thought.

"Well, she has liked you for a long time!" she said, putting on her innocent face. Remus blushed a bit and walked up the boys stairs. At this point Sirius was laughing so hard that he fell over, bumping into Gianne and pulling her down too. `Excellent!' Lily thought. `Both plans, underway!' Gianne looked a bit surprised and disgusted, but remembering plan superman and phase two, smiled broadly at Sirius and flattered her eyelashes a bit before getting off of him. All James had done ever since the girls had come down was stare at Lily.

Lily linked her arm with Gianne's and looked at the three remaining boys.

"Bye Pettigrew, Black, James. She said, nodding at them all and smiling at James. `You know,' Lily thought, `I could get used to this.' Lily realized what she had just thought and whacked herself in the head. Gianne looked startled at Lily.

"What did you do that for?" she asked curiously. Lily looked at Gianne in panic.

"Just thinking about something I shouldn't be thinking." She said truthfully. Gianne smiled at Lilly.

"What, like how sexy the boys are gonna look when we do plan superman?" she asked, battering her eye lashes. Lily looked at her for a minute and then they both started laughing and walked out of the common room in search of Elle.

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Sirius looked at James.

"Have you noticed how fine Hartley looks?" He asked James with a quizzically look on his face.
"I've never really noticed." James took one look at his face and laughed.

"Watch out Padfoot, your face might get stuck that way and people will actually think that you like doing work!" he gasped in between laughs. Sirius looked at him in horror and covered his face with his hands.

"No!" he cried. "Not my face! Anything but the face!" he said dramatically and fell to his knees, pretending to wither in pain.

"So, you think Moony'll come down anytime soon?" he asked, looking up the stairs. Then it hit him.

"Padfoot?" he said. Sirius looked up at him from the floor.

"Yeah?" he asked. James's eyes widened.

"Lily just called me James!" he said, jumping up in the air and shaking a fist. Both of them were too happy, James about Lily calling him James and Sirius about remembering that he still had cake upstairs to realize that A) Peter wasn't there, and B) the girls were up to something.


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Lily sighed. `Thank god.' She thought. `They aren't any of the wiser.' Her thoughts were interrupted by a wail of despair.

"How could you guys!" Elle cried. "You know that I like Remus, and you just made me go up to him and kiss him!" Gianne silently laughed. "And then you told him that I liked him! Which is the truth, mind you, but why?! Why me?!?" Lily sighed and patted her friend on the back.

"Elle," she sighed. "Face it, at one point in time you had to tell him how you feel, its better that now he knows!" Elle looked up at James from where she was sitting on the grass next to the lake.

"But Lily," when he finds out about the plan, he'll think that I don't really like him!" she wailed. Gianne sighed.

"Listen Elle, you know as well as I do that Remus doesn't like you!" Elle gaped at her. "But, still, if he doesn't fall for it, we can make a love potion, at least they're not illegal yet!" she said, hopefully lifting Elle's feelings. Elle sniffed.

"Listen guys," Lily said, looking at them thoughtfully, "I just thought of a way to make this more entertaining." She said, smiling. The two girls looked at her in confused faces. "You're not doing anything this Christmas, are you?" Gianne looked at her suspiciously.


"Why? She asked. Lily smirked.

"Because, I think for once the seventh years should have a, little ball at Christmas." Gianne gaped.

"No way!" Lily smiled.

"Yes way, girls, I think someone's going to be a little cold over Christmas."

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A/N: Hi everyone, hope you liked this chapter, it's a bit confusing I think, but it'll get easier to understand when Plan Superman unfolds a bit. Reviews are welcome, happy reading!

.Kit.


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