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The Not So Secret Diary of Lily Evans by Kitastrophy
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The Not So Secret Diary of Lily Evans

Kitastrophy

A/N: IN this chapter there is some violence, lol. Just thought I'd tell you. And Sirius lovers, don't kill me!!

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"What do you mean `she's staying here for Christmas'!" James demanded, shaking a scared looking Remus. Remus bit his lip.

"Well, it's simple really," he said, pulling himself out of James's grasp. "She, Gianne and Elle have decided to stay here for Christmas." James groaned and started hitting his head on the wall of the seventh year boy's dormitory.

"Noooooo, this can't be happening!" he groaned. Remus gave Sirius a questioning glance.

"Why is Lily staying here a bad thing?" he asked. Sirius sighed.

"Because, Moony, Prongs here has a certain book that belongs to Evan's, and you see, he wants to read it. I want to read it! But he won't fricking let me read it!" he cried. Remus rolled his eyes.


"So why is it a bad thing? Why haven't you just read it already? Not that I'm agreeing that you should have it anyway." he asked. James stopped banging his head on the wall and sat up on his bed.

"Because, if I read it now, it'll me tempt me to say some cocky remark about something that she's written, and she can't know that I have her diary, let alone that it's even missing!" he said. Remus cocked his eyebrow.

"But if you have her diary, then what does she think she has?" he asked. James's jaw dropped and his eyes grew wide.

"Oh no!"


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Meanwhile, a frantic red head was rummaging through her trunk.

"Where on earth is it!" she cried, tossing clothes and books everywhere, going to her bag, she toppled everything out and scattered everything around, looking for that one book. Unknown to her, a pair of eyes were watching her.

"Where on earth is what?" Gianne asked, emerging from the shadows. Lily screamed and tripped on a discarded shoe, landing in a heap on the ground.


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James looked up.

"What the hell was that?"


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"Jesus, Gi, you scared the crap out of me!" Lily said, placing her hand over her heart. Gianne laughed and helped Lily up.

"Okay Lily, you've been up here for at least two hours looking for something, what is it?" she asked. Lily bit her lip.

"You promise you won't make fun of me?" Gianne smiled slightly.

"When have I ever made fun of you?" she asked, pulling a face. Lily frowned.


"No, I'm being serious, Gi, you swear not to tell anybody, ever?" Gianne sighed.

"Sure, I swear, now what is it." Lily bit her lip and looked down.

"I was looking for my diary." Gianne laughed.

"Is that what this is about! A stupid diary!" she cried, falling on Lily's bed and landed on a quill that snapped. "Ouch!"

"Gi!" she pleaded. "It's not just a stupid diary! It's got all my secrets, all my thoughts, it's me, Gi. I can't have anybody read me." Lily plopped back on the ground. "I don't want anybody to be able to read me!" A look of concern swept over Gianne's face.

"Why didn't you just tell me it was so important!" she said, sitting next to Lily and patting her on the back. A thought clicked on in her head. "You know what I think!" she exclaimed. Lily looked at her.

"What?" she asked. Gianne bit her lip.

"I think I might know who has your diary." She said.


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"POTTER!!!" a scream was heard. James's jaw dropped when he heard his name being screamed out. Sirius looked at him.

"Did that sound like Evans?" Sirius asked. James bit his lip, and his eyes bulged when he heard feet stomping up the boy's stairs.

"Lock the door!" he demanded, getting up and diving in front of the door, stopping it from flying open as Lily flung herself into it and Remus locked the door while Sirius joined James in barricading it against her.


"POTTER! GIVE IT BACK!" Lily screamed in fury, slamming her body into the door again. By now, heads had poked out of their dorm rooms and several people were inching up the stairs to see what all the commotion was about, Gianne and Elle included.

"Give what back?" James asked, in a careful voice. Lily slammed her body into the door again.

"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, POTTER, AND I WANT IT BACK RIGHT NOW!" she yelled, slamming her body, again, into the door. The door buckled.

"Jesus, for someone so small, she's bloody strong!" Sirius said, over Lily's screams, as the door nearly gave way.

"Bloody hell." James said to the guys. "Lily!" he called out to her. "Just calm down." She slammed into the door again. "Let's talk about this!" Gianne ran up the stairs and caught Lily just as she was about to slam into the door.


"Lily! Stop! You're going to hurt yourself!" Lily just ignored her and slipped out of her grip, and slammed into the door again. The door shook.

"What do you mean, hurt herself!" Sirius cried out to Gianne in panic as the door gave way a little more.

"She's more likely gonna hurt us than her!"

"JUST GIVE IT BACK, POTTER, AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!" Lily cried, adding in quickly behind, "Much!" Lily slammed into the door again and it flew off of its hinges. She yelped in surprise as she tumbled over James who had been standing behind the door, but quickly came to her common sense and jumped onto James's back as he stood up. Hitting his head, as Sirius tried to pry her from him, Lily yelled at him.

"WHERE THE HELL IS IT!" James cringed as she hit his head again.

"ARGH! LILY! GET OFF ME!" he cried. People had swarmed at the open gap where the door used to be to get a better look at the fight. Sirius cried in surprise as Lily punched him from where she was on James's back, sending Sirius ramming into Remus' bed. James took his chance and used a muggle move that he had seen on a television once and flipped her off of his back, sending her flying down in front of him. James pinned her down.


"JUST GIVE IT BACK AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE!" she screamed as she struggled to get James off of her. Unfortunately, he was too strong for her, so she gave up and went limp on the floor, her chest heaving as she tried to catch her breath. James looked at her small form underneath him and felt bad, but, remembering why he was doing this, regained his courage.


"I don't know what you're talking about." He said, staring into her eyes. Lily struggled a bit more, but lost interest and instead looked over at Sirius who was covering an eye.

Surprisingly, Lily burst into a fit of laughter as she saw him looking helpless and lost, and with a black eye vastly forming, of course. Gianne sighed at the doorway as she looked over at Sirius too and started giggling. Remus, not knowing what to do, went over to the door and ushered everyone out. Reluctantly, everyone left, leaving a terrified Peter cowering in the corner of the room, two hysterical girls, James looking weirdly at Lily, yet still on top of her, himself, and a whimpering Sirius sitting on Remus' bed.


Remus looked over at James and Lily.


"Well, you're lucky I don't go tell McGonagall." He said sternly at Lily, who in turn just became more hysterical with laughter. Gianne bit her lip to stop herself from laughing and walked over to Sirius.

"So, Sirius," she said casually, "Nice eye." She finished, before falling on the ground with laughter. Sirius looked over at Lily and James.

"I'm ruined!" he cried. "No one's gonna want to go out with me now! I'm all out of shape!" he said, touching his heavily bruised eye. Between laughter and intakes of breath, Lily managed to blurt out,

"Ge-get off of m-me Pot-potter!" she said. James looked down at her and raised an eyebrow.

"Are you sure?" he asked. "Coz I kinda like this position." He said. Lily and Gianne stopped laughing. `You idiot!' Gianne thought. Lily glared at him before throwing an unexpected James off of her.

"You're screwed up in the head, you know that!" she said, walking towards him. She stopped in front of him. "And I know that you have my diary, so you're gonna either give it back, or pay." She whispered dangerously, before punching him in the head and stalking off with Gianne.

James looked up at Remus with his eye covered by his hands.

"What was that for?"

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A/N: Hehehehe!! *laughs manically* Sorry, lol, don't mind me ^-^ Oh, *tear*, I loved writing this chapter guys, and It may not be all that good, but I still think it's priceless. And don't worry, Sirius WILL be okay. :D Hope you enjoyed it guys.

wizardchick292: lol, I always love making her an evil genius, its so….. adorable, for lack of better words ^-^ Yeah, Gianne was a bit cruel to Elle about that Remus comment, but I suppose she is the b**ch in the group, there's a wide variety!

Ariane: thank you! It's always fun to make people laugh :D Yeah, I do need to get it moving, there's plenty more chapters to come though, lol. So hopefully I will soon. I feel bad for Elle too. Lol, everyone feels bad for Elle! I guess she's a female version of Peter, except more prettier and…. Less like him. ^-^

Reviews are good guys, lol. That's all I can say.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed reading it, I'll get another chapter up soon.

Bye! Happy Reading!

.Kit.


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