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    Could It Get Any Worse? by Jo Bob

    Everyone has bad days. Follow James Potter and see just how bad things can get!

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,050 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Oct 2007

    Stranger Than Fiction by mathiasgranger

    What if Harry Potter could actually hear JKR narrate the story of his years at Hogwarts? What would he do to stop Jo from writing the epilogue, when all he could do was talk to her?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Drama Humor
    Complete 2,600 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Oct 2007

    Syngnathidae by Fiiish

    The Syngnathidae family of fish have the unique characteristic where females lay their eggs in a brood pouch on the male's chest, and the male then fertilizes and incubates the eggs. It is the only family in the animal kingdom to which the term "male pregnancy" has been applied. New chapter + reuploaded the 1st because of the rabid question marks.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    In progress 7,803 words in 2 chapters Published 25 Sep 2007, last updated 30 Sep 2007

    The Winged Horror by Tania

    Fun story. It's Valentines Day and Lily and James have a new problem, thanks to Sirius. They are in company of two puttos, who will do everything that Lily and James finally kiss. Or they will never leave! Desperate moments call for desperate measure.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,334 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Sep 2007

    The Creation of Mrs. Norris by willowbeecat

    An accident resulting in the creation of Mrs. Norris. Or, how Lily finally agreed to go out on that first date with James.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,111 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Sep 2007

    Harry Potter: Rewritten by Tay

    This is an AU fic so, of course, most things are different. What if Harry met Hermione before Hogwarts? Hermione comes back into his life and everything changes. My first fic ever!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 65,355 words in 20 chapters Published 11 Oct 2006, last updated 13 Sep 2007

    Expect the Unexpected by starfalling13

    "When it comes to the birds, you just need to learn to expect the unexpected," Sirius announced decidedly. James snickered. "It just wasn't unexpected to the rest of us."

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 51,541 words in 14 chapters Published 28 Jan 2007, last updated 10 Sep 2007

    The List by Hermione_Crookshanks

    AU. After everyone in the school accused them of going out, they (or rather Harry) decided to keep a list. The List named everyone who thinks they're a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends, all the while resisting their fellow students attempts to set them up. The only problem is, even they’re starting to wonder if their names belong on The List… Final chapter is Chapter 16. Chapter 17 is just some extras. ^_^

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 55,031 words in 17 chapters Published 27 Nov 2006, last updated 8 Sep 2007

    Kiss Me Like This by reptilia28

    Before Ron and Luna's wedding, Harry and Hermione share a drunken kiss. Will it ruin their friendship, or will it lead to something more? H/Hr, R/L For once, no Weasley bashing!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,702 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Sep 2007

    Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka

    AU. Hermione made some very different friends her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- and post Hogwarts and the war Harry learns how a brilliant witch slipped into obscurity.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 17,513 words in 2 chapters Published 30 Aug 2007, last updated 31 Aug 2007

    10 years of Harmony by MinisterforMadness

    10 years later, Harry and Hermione reflect upon their life. Short drabble.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 248 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Aug 2007

    What's Love Got To Do With It by Ryoko Blue

    Voldemort is dead. But enter Heaven he must understand what love is and in order to understand he must perform the task of getting three couples to admit their love for each other. This is not meant to be taken seriously at all, its just clean fun and Voldemort might seem OOC at times. R/Lu, D/G, H/Hr

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Paused 1,775 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Aug 2007

    My Urge to Tickle Hermione Granger by Viopathartic

    The title pretty much explains it all.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,458 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Aug 2007

    Raspberry Everlasting Chewing Gum by Tania

    Lily had a bad feeling when she woke up. She expected a lot, but not THAT! An embarrassing and funny day lies ahead. Just read and laugh. Not a story to mull over. :D

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 7,187 words in 4 chapters Published 23 May 2006, last updated 16 Aug 2007

    The Seed of the Lemon Tree by FuryOfMedea

    Scratch the epilogue, this is what should have happened. A bit of a precursive tale to "If Life Gives You Lemons...". See our favorite ship face the torrents of love and be dashed on the waves of emotion and drift into the calm waters of happiness.Corney enough for ya?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,431 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Aug 2007

    Out of Breath by Viopathartic

    One-shot. Response to 'Short of Breath' challenge. Harry gets hit by a spell that renders every girl (and guy!) breathless and speechless and lusting after Harry. See how he gets out of this mess!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,199 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Aug 2007

    I, Harry by Wizardora

    This was a 747 Contest entry. WARNING! This may be the craziest and worst fic you have ever, or will ever, read. Totally weird fic alert! Harry's life has always been strange but no-one could have predicted that this was why. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 2,009 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Aug 2007

    Something Rings True by Wizardora

    This is another of my 7for7 entries. Harry and Hermione experience a little confusion over a muggle object.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,884 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Aug 2007

    Once In A Lifetime by gluglug

    Epilogue up! Takes place immediately after the "Crapalogue." Harry and Hermione decide to pay a certain wealthy author a surprise visit.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,835 words in 4 chapters Published 28 Jul 2007, last updated 31 Jul 2007

    The Fine Arts of Crafts by gti88

    Hermione forces Ron to take Muggle studies...despite his inadequacy in the subject, a certain blonde will save the day. Please R&R

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,471 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jul 2007
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