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    Quantum Leap by Anne U

    Harry wants to tell Hermione that he sees her as more than his best friend. When she comes over to help decorate his Christmas tree, things don’t go quite as he expects. Thanks to heather11483 for beta-reading. Written for A Pumpkin Christmas on Live Journal.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,347 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Dec 2007

    Locked, Shocked, and Flat on the Floor by Silver Dragon

    Harry and Hermione, finding themselves locked in a greenhouse, discover something about each other that neither new before.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,554 words in 4 chapters Published 1 Dec 2007, last updated 5 Dec 2007

    Office Christmas Party by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE-SHOT Every year it was the same routine. The entirety of the Ministry’s Auror division held a little shindig on their own time to celebrate Father Christmas’s annual trip around the world.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,035 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Dec 2007

    Conversations on Idle Things by Beth Brown

    "But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being" (Moulin Rouge). AU. A telling of longing and love, amongst other idle things.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,005 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Nov 2007, last updated 1 Dec 2007

    One Crazy Night by Silver Dragon

    An overheard conversation complicates things for Hermione only to have find that her worrying was for not.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,784 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Nov 2007

    Teach Me by gypsybaby21

    [No real spoilers] Hermione wants to know what it’s like to be kissed. [Complete]

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,142 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Nov 2007

    Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp

    What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 105,286 words in 31 chapters Published 10 May 2007, last updated 14 Nov 2007

    Happy Thoughts by Crazy Mishka

    Mm, Harry tries to help Hermione with the Expecto Patronum spell, because we all know it is the spell she has the most trouble with. He just never expected there was a reason. Warnings: Cheese. Fluff.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,399 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Nov 2007

    The Summer Job by Konflickted

    Cut off by her sister after her parent's death, Lily has to get a job to fund her last year of school. She is hired at Dumbledor's reccomendation to work for Mrs. Potter during the summer holiday. Lily's bestfriends have a bet, will she or won't she fall for the ol'Potter charm by the end of Summmer?

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 26,077 words in 11 chapters Published 7 Nov 2007, last updated 12 Nov 2007

    Lessons in Time Management by Placid Destruction

    With N.E.W.T.s only a week away, Lily is beginning to regret ever agreeing to go out with James Potter.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,757 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Nov 2007

    The Potter/Granger Manifesto by mathiasgranger

    Another take on the cliche of Hermione telling JKR what actually happened in the Harry Potter series. Not to be taken too seriously!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,856 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Nov 2007

    A Sirius Matter by witowsmp

    AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 121,121 words in 40 chapters Published 10 May 2007, last updated 31 Oct 2007

    The Woes of Being a Beau by SwishAndFlick31

    Oh, the woes of being a beau. Sometimes your other could be bloody annoying, but it's all worth it in the end. It really is. Basically a PWP.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,600 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Oct 2007

    A New Life by Mariahthechick

    Eight years ago, Harry left Ginny for Hermione and Hermione left Ron for Harry. Realizing how hard it would be to continue living in London and hurting their friends and family, the two ran far away to Merlin knows where. Eight years and two kids later, Harry and Hermione are back for Luna’s wedding. Ron is still embarrassed, Ginny is beginning to understand, and the truth of the past will reveal itself and help everyone return to how they were before the departure of the Man-Who-Conquered and the Brightest Witch of her Age.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 16,999 words in 8 chapters Published 11 Jun 2007, last updated 27 Oct 2007

    Swept Aloft by gti88

    Harry had dived, Ron slammed into him, and both of them collapsed in a heap on the ground. Hermione shrieked in surprise, and ran over to them.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,317 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Oct 2007

    The Devil's Bed by Waterlilly

    Draco gets involved with a stranger and has to meet her. It turns out to be none other than Ginevra Weasley, but he can't let go. MIGHT boarderline R rating in later chapters.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 25,039 words in 12 chapters Published 29 Dec 2006, last updated 19 Oct 2007

    The Effects of Gamma Rays on Two Terrifically Trapped Gryffi by LadyTuesday

    From the "Stuck where for the weekend?" Challenge on Portkey.org ... Our two favorite Gryffies are cleaning up after a hard day of Herbology when click! the door shuts behind them. And locks. What do they do until someone finds them?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,797 words in 4 chapters Published 15 Oct 2007

    Black's Secret by Konflickted

    Harry had loved Sirius, and though he knew little of the man his parents befriended, he never thought that Sirius' secrets would come back to haunt Harry all these years after Sirius's death. Harry finds himself turning to his best friends for support when the secrets become too much for one young man to handle alone.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 5,438 words in 5 chapters Published 14 Oct 2007

    Ronald Weasley and the Costume of Doom by Longfletch

    Halloween is always a momentous occasion in the Wizarding World. Unfortunately, it's a bit too momentous for Ron.

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 1,349 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Oct 2007

    The Adventures of Harry Black, Year Two by reptilia28

    With Sirius' freedom and a new addition to the Black family, things are looking up. But with students getting petrified, Harry's newfound abilities as a Parselmouth, and a DADA professor that redefines incompetent, this will prove to be an interesting year. H/HR, SB/OC.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 17,663 words in 8 chapters Published 30 May 2007, last updated 10 Oct 2007
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