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    Acting on a Moment by moogle

    Ginny Weasley was on a mission: get Draco Malfoy's attention or die trying. She would prefer to skip the dying part, though…

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 12,552 words in 4 chapters Published 29 Sep 2009, last updated 11 Oct 2009

    The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51

    What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Drama Humor
    Complete 9,752 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Oct 2009

    Doodles by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Completely ignores GoF and takes place beginning of fourth year/ Hermione's pov. My first H/HR sincerely hope you enjoy!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,846 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Oct 2009

    You Left This by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Lily keeps finding James' things in the common room. What happens when she hand-delivers them?

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,566 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Oct 2009

    Cake and Milk by cakeandmilk

    Ron reflects about Harry and Hermione’s relationship. I really don’t want to ruin the surprise with the summary. So, best if you read it. ;)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,057 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Oct 2009

    Love Potion No. 8 by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. “What if we made, like, an off-brand?” Sirius said, snapping his head up from his chest. “What are you talking about?” “You know, like a generic version? Love Potion No. 8- not quite as good as No. 9, but it’ll do in a pinch. Does an off-brand really matter?”

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,212 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Oct 2009

    You Called Me Lily by lilymione1203

    Written in response to the wildly popular “She Looked at Me.” Not a sequel, but an alternate version of a really cute one-shot. Originally titled ‘He Looked at Me’, but I decided against it and the latter is more fitting. Lily’s pov, please read and review!!!!!!!! :- )

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,784 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Sep 2009

    Walk Like An Egyptian by moogle

    “What’s the matter, love? Can’t stand on your own two feet?” He eyed her from head to foot, and then back again. “Then again, I’m not surprised with that outfit. It’s a wonder you even manage to walk at all.”

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,723 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Sep 2009

    She Looked at Me by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT She looked at me.She never looks at me. But she did today. There I was, sitting in my usual window seat, actually minding my own business- and she looked at me. And get this, on purpose.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,411 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Sep 2009

    The Match by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Somehow he was different this year. I can’t put my finger on it, but something has definitely changed. Without realizing it I stared at him, his disheveled hair falling gracefully into his large hazel eyes. My forehead began to hurt from the pressure exerted by my furrowed brow, and I was suddenly aware of my intent gazing at the boy- man? -before me. Unfortunately I had been caught.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,803 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Sep 2009

    The Present by apaidan

    Sometimes, if a witch wants something, she has to go out and get it for herself. And sometimes, and old friend will lend a helping hand, whether she means to or not.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,520 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Sep 2009

    Loads of Couples Do It by hrmny4etrnty2

    Hermione is ready to take their relationship to the next level, but Harry isn't so sure...

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 546 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Aug 2009

    The Tent by Wilkes

    (Deviates from the DH plot after Ron leaves) NEW SUMMARY! In the wake of Ron's absence, Harry and Hermione discover a few things about their tent which lead them to some interesting situations. (Eventually) a slow DH rewrite with a good chunk of humor and romance. Slowly building H/HR, R/L fluffiness based loosely on the major points of DH. WARNING: Awkward situations a-plenty!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 70,153 words in 15 chapters Published 25 Jul 2007, last updated 30 Jul 2009

    WIL - Thuban Malfoy's Review of the Half Blood Prince Movie by d&gforever

    Thuban Malfoy - Draco and Ginny's eldest son for the What Is Love? fan fiction gives his view of the new Half Blood Prince Movie.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor
    In progress 1,761 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Jul 2009

    Year of the Sixth by Konflickted

    Lily's trying to have a good year. Now if she could just stop ending up the brunt of the Marauder's pranks, and figure out what's going on with her best friends she'd be a happier witch. *Eventual LE/JP*

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor
    In progress 4,135 words in 2 chapters Published 18 Jul 2009

    10+ Reasons Ginny Weasley Should Never be a Maid of Honour by Hermione_Crookshanks

    Ginny Weasley wants nothing more than for her best friend to settle down and attempt a "happily ever after." She had no idea that when she pushed Hermione Granger into marrying long-time boyfriend Andrew Maddon it would mean sending her three thousand miles across the Atlantic Ocean - permanently. Now Ginny's determined to make Hermione recognise why she dreaded tying the knot all these months - and why Harry is at the root of this uncertainty. From matchmaking to planning and sabotaging a wedding all at once, Ginny might have finally taken on more than even she can handle.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 14,628 words in 6 chapters Published 10 Jun 2009, last updated 13 Jul 2009

    A Sirius Story by Asparagus

    I don't know where this came from... out of left field, I suppose. Oh, young love...

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor
    In progress 3,133 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jul 2009

    Popsicles and Potter Boys by owanalilypotter

    Lily Evans had always loved popsicles since the day she could eat. But she would be happy unless she had a blue raspberry popsicle. It couldn't be any other flavour. It had to be blue.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,274 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jul 2009

    A Malfoy in the Closet by moogle

    Keeping secrets was never easy for Ginny Weasley. Keeping Draco Malfoy a secret, however, had might as well be a task for Hercules. /written for Nik's birthday challenge/

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,349 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jun 2009

    Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll

    “You’d have thought he was merely bored—asked if I’d finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword.” Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JP/LE.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,940 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jun 2009
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