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    The Teddy That Got Away by moogle

    Draco's got a secret. Ginny stumbles across it. Whatever is a Malfoy to do? /Written for a challenge/

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,686 words in 2 chapters Published 7 Jun 2009

    Heat by SHOULDBEHHR

    On a blistering hot day in London, Harry stood in the kitchen of the flat he shares with his two best friends, ice cube in hand, staring at an unsuspecting Hermione. He knew he shouldn’t, but he just couldn’t help himself. What happened next was something that neither one on them expected.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,829 words in 1 chapter Published 30 May 2009

    Green and Silver by moogle

    Draco gets a birthday surprise he can't refuse. /written for a challenge./

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,791 words in 1 chapter Published 4 May 2009

    Why Me? by Hermy10

    Harry and Hermione have a fight...can harry patch things up with her before the ball or will she be whisked out of his life forever by her new prince charming ps. reviews will only make me better

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Angst Humor
    In progress 6,383 words in 3 chapters Published 26 Mar 2009, last updated 1 May 2009

    A Knack for Things by Telwyn Dubois

    Lily Evans is good at a lot of things. Quite a lot of things, in fact. But there are two things that she doesn't know how to deal with: the future, and a certain James Potter. Hogwarts 6th-7th years.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 12,959 words in 5 chapters Published 17 Mar 2009, last updated 29 Apr 2009

    In Their Own Words by Telwyn Dubois

    Whatever relationship James and Lily might have in their seventh year is a highly publicized affair. If everyone knows about it, and everyone has their own opinions... Here, in snippets, lists, drabbles, and conversations, is what really happened, the way it ought to be told.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,961 words in 2 chapters Published 17 Mar 2009, last updated 26 Apr 2009

    Muggle Confusion by Mstar

    This is a compilation of "A Contraceptive Controversy" and "The Trouble with Toys". The OCD in me demanded consolidation. For those of you unfamiliar with the series, the Marauders and friends learn the purpose of various Muggle... objects.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Mystery
    In progress 4,201 words in 2 chapters Published 23 Apr 2009

    Little Girls, Little Boys by hypotheticalxsituation

    When Harry catches Ginny brewing a love potion intended for him he sets out to plan his revenge and an unexpected visit makes everything much more interesting. Meanwhile, he has to deal with this strange and surely unwanted feeling he gets anytime he sees Hermione...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,960 words in 5 chapters Published 12 Dec 2008, last updated 22 Apr 2009

    I See London; I See France; I See Hermione's Underpants by Barmy_old_Codger

    Episode 6 of "That Night & the Next Morning"

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,615 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Apr 2009

    Mayhem on the Hogwarts Express by Barmy_old_Codger

    A continuation of: “That Night & the Next Morning” (Two-Shot: read both chapters); “It wasn’t His Fault!” (One-Shot); “No More Quills; No More Books; No More of Snape’s Dirty Looks” (One-Shot). This is Episode 5.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,523 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Apr 2009

    No More Pencils – No More Books – No More ... by Barmy_old_Codger

    Previous episodes: “That Night & the Next Morning” (Two-Shot: read both chapters) & “It wasn’t His Fault!” (One-Shot)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,668 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Apr 2009

    The Single Exception to Hermione's Rules by cuteybearkel

    In which Hermione sleeps on the table, Patronuses can carry letters, and Harry most certainly does not cook lobsters in the shower. Confused? All will be explained once you've read it!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,602 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Apr 2009

    It wasn’t his fault! by Barmy_old_Codger

    3rd part - a continuation of: “That Night & the Next Morning"

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,016 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Apr 2009

    Cinnamon Hearts by cuteybearkel

    When Harry spends time with Hermione on Valentine's day, cinnamon hearts are just plain necessary. This year, however, Harry's got something a little more special planned... (Pure fluff.)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,021 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Apr 2009

    The Trouble with Toys by Mstar

    A sequel to "A Contraceptive Controversy". Frank Longbottom finds a certain Muggle innovation lying around the castle and has difficulty identifying it. Fortunately, the Marauders are there to help.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Mystery
    Complete 2,216 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Mar 2009

    I Know that You Sleep with My Boyfriend by cosmopolitan411

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. NOTE: this is a redux, I've entirely re-written this story, not a single scene totally the same.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,484 words in 2 chapters Published 3 Mar 2009, last updated 16 Mar 2009

    Honey, I Love You by owanalilypotter

    Isn’t it funny how the simplest things in our lives can unearth thoughts we swore we would bury deep into our minds, and never acknowledge again? The most casual sentence can stir up feelings and emotions in a person, strong enough to drive them crazy. The simplest look can mean so much more. Well, no one knows this better than Lily Evans.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,177 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Mar 2009

    Like a Romantic Comedy by cosmopolitan411

    they say that life is like a box of chocolates. Personally, though, I don't see it, if anything, it's more like a romantic comedy.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 12,726 words in 4 chapters Published 3 Mar 2009, last updated 8 Mar 2009

    Accidentally Married by ladylaughalot

    In response to a challange and a special birthday treat. H/Hr accidentally get married.... read to find out more.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 10,120 words in 4 chapters Published 14 Dec 2006, last updated 7 Mar 2009

    The Yule Ball - The Remake by Rihaan

    Harry was just told about the Yule Ball and his mandatory participance. He sits down and thinks about his choices, his disgusts, and then comes to the obvious decision. http://www.RihaansFics.com

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,972 words in 2 chapters Published 13 Nov 2008, last updated 28 Feb 2009
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