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    Wedding Cake by Hazelmist

    The Wedding is over but Ron still wants his cake, Luna wants to get married, Neville wants Ginny, and Ginny wants to dance. Harry wants to know who Hermione’s true love is and Hermione wants to know why he’s asking and why she just admitted that she’s in love with Harry, to Harry… Oh, dear… Wedding Cake has funny effects on people. Cute, funny oneshot that completely ignores DH. HHR w/ R/L and a little N/G.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,508 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Feb 2009

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    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 4 Angst Humor
    Paused 193 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Feb 2009

    Wake Up Call by Hazelmist

    Hermione has a pounding headache and no recollection. Her pillow's walked off on her and Harry Potter is in her bed with no idea as to how he got there. Just a cute HHR Oneshot that ignores DH.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,101 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Feb 2009

    Class, what did we learn? by Viopathartic

    A teacher is slightly dismayed when her students start to educate her on the faults of Deathly Hallows.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 2,479 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jan 2009

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd Like To Thank You For Coming Out.. by Turkish

    Luna is desperate, and needs the help of her best friend. Who knew that the youngest Weasley could carry a tune, anyway?

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,492 words in 3 chapters Published 27 May 2008, last updated 28 Jan 2009

    The Morning After by joey101

    The morning after she married Draco Malfoy, Ginny reflects on the love and tears that led to this moment of now and forever.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,375 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Jan 2009

    What A Night by MissieMalfoy19

    Ginny is so lonely after her breakup with Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived. How will a mystery invitation to the biggest society ball of the year change her life? Join Ginny in her search to find her true love, despite all the bumps along the way. R&R!!!!

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,386 words in 7 chapters Published 28 Sep 2008, last updated 26 Jan 2009

    Naptime Should Never Last This Long by Alexandria Malfoy

    It was the fight of the century. A battle of epic proportions. And afterwards, it was vowed to never happen again. Never again would they battle for their kids’ affections. Originally written for the Fall 2008 D/G Fic Exchange.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,662 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Jan 2009

    The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apaidan

    Finally, the day of reckoning has come for Dolores Umbridge and Dumbledore's Army has gathered to see that justice is served. With the cleverest witch of her age against her, Umbridge doesn't stand a chance.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Drama Humor
    Complete 19,355 words in 5 chapters Published 17 Dec 2008, last updated 28 Dec 2008

    Here Comes Santa Claus by Amynoelle and Heaven

    Four-year old Saffron Potter is looking forward to Christmas with her family and the Weasleys. RJ fancies himself too old to believe in Santa, but what will happen when a certain jolly old fellow comes to visit them that night? A reluctant Ethan and a supportive Maddie are along for the ride as their parents plan for the best Christmas ever.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 7,974 words in 3 chapters Published 17 Dec 2008, last updated 25 Dec 2008

    How To Make A Snowman by LadyAkako

    Late one winter night as they're finishing up rounds, James convinces Lily to teach him how to make a snowman without magic. L/J fluff.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,563 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Dec 2008

    Tabula Rasa by reptilia28

    Soon after Harry returns from King's Cross station after dying, Harry is killed again and sent to Death's office, who is far from happy to see him. After learning that this is not the first time that this has happened, Harry is sent with his memories intact to...somewhere in time. H/Hr. Formerly known as "Somewhere in Time".

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Action/Adventure Humor
    Abandoned 17,187 words in 8 chapters Published 26 Oct 2007, last updated 1 Dec 2008

    Cold Days by stranger

    Just another take on how James first asks Lily out, played out from inside Lily's head.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,046 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Nov 2008

    Seven Days by Nox

    Hogwarts, 7th Year. AU. Ron gives Harry seven days to fess up his attraction to Hermione before Ron does it for him. (Challenge) Day 5 finally up after long hiatus! (Started pre-HBP)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 20,442 words in 6 chapters Published 1 Jul 2005, last updated 10 Nov 2008

    Move Along by the_real_mrs_potter

    Hermione Granger has just been dumped. D-U-M-P-E-D, dumped. Not only that, but by someone who she thought she was going to walk down the aisle with in a few short years! How will she ever cope with this sure sign of defeat? Revenge, that's how.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 28,227 words in 8 chapters Published 23 Aug 2008, last updated 9 Nov 2008

    Gray Lord? by Rihaan

    A small one-shot I wrote a while back. Harry has a conversation with Hermione in the Library. Although this was very unexpected... It is supposed to be a one-shot, but a chapter or two might appear in the future. http://www.RihaansFics.com

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,383 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Oct 2008

    How Many?? by usako99

    For her final Muggle Studies paper Hermione's determined to answer a very important question- just how many licks Does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?... Will she be able to answer it before she drives Harry insane ^.^;

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,634 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Sep 2008

    Brothers by Choice by Konflickted

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    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor
    In progress 25,138 words in 7 chapters Published 14 Mar 2008, last updated 20 Sep 2008

    Daddy Dearest by reptilia28

    AU. Seven years after the final battle, Harry gains custody of Dudley Dursley's child. Can Harry take care of this child, along with his godson Ted Lupin, and maybe find love in his best friend Hermione along the way? H/Hr, maybe R/L.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 20,658 words in 10 chapters Published 9 Aug 2007, last updated 15 Sep 2008

    Parody...to the Extreme by Viopathartic

    A parody of H/Hr fanfiction that makes you want to smack the author. You might want to smack me for making this fic. Fortunately, you can't.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    In progress 5,277 words in 4 chapters Published 24 Jan 2008, last updated 12 Sep 2008
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