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    And Malice Toward None by SPSmith

    As he starts his final year at Hogwarts, Harry is finally drawing the loose threads of his life together. He has a girlfriend, and the possibility of a peaceful year now that the Death Eaters are in disarray. But Voldemort is already preparing to rebuild his followers and subjugate the wizarding world. In this final chapter, a hero who's greatest power is love must confront the darkness one last time... else the darkness will consume all. The Year Seven sequel to With Malice Aforethought begins here.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    In progress 39,964 words in 6 chapters Published 18 Oct 2006, last updated 9 Sep 2008

    Keeping with the Company by coven

    AU * Hermione offers her best friend Harry a place to stay after a girl discards him. Harry accepts, knowing that the arrangement is indefinite until he finds a suitable place for himself, but things take a strange turn when they both find out that keeping each other company is turning out to be a permanent thing after all.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 34,620 words in 2 chapters Published 2 Sep 2008

    The Worst Day Ever by bentheslayer

    It should have been the perfect day - Harry had finally decided to reveal his long-hidden feelings to Hermione. Little did he know what was in store for him . . .

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,268 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Aug 2008

    11 Things Spouses Shouldn't Do by theweirdgirl

    Just a guide by yours truly.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,805 words in 8 chapters Published 14 Jul 2005, last updated 26 Aug 2008

    Table for Two by greymalkin

    What was supposed to be a quiet dinner turns into something a little bit more…A funny little ficlet that’s also posted at my Livejournal.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,350 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Aug 2008

    Undefined: Chronicles of My Relationship With Harry Potter by lillyfan16

    I can’t find the word to describe it. Does such a word even exist? How do I portray such bliss? Is that what this is? Is it ‘bliss’? Is that word even effective enough? I quickly flipped through the dictionary in my hands to find the correct definition of bliss.---> Hermione has a little trouble finding the right words to describe her relationship with Harry! Total fluff stuff.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,595 words in 7 chapters Published 16 Mar 2008, last updated 20 Aug 2008

    Botched Birthday Dinner by cheapxdate

    Hermione ruins Harry's birthday dinner and decides to take him out instead. Fluffy one-shot.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,006 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Aug 2008

    Give Up? by dolly_llama

    Tutoring a certain Draco Malfoy was not Ginny Weasley's cup of tea. Unfortunately, that is the position that she was in at the moment. Needless to say, sparks begin to fly. Not only sparks of love, but also sparks of hatred. Neville, a lady’s man?! Will he ruin the relationship, or just cause it to escalate? Read to find out! Please read past the first chapter! *CHAPTER TWENTY FOUR UP!* Draco snickered at how easily The Dark Lord was actually defeated, was this really what all the fuss was about?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 55,569 words in 24 chapters Published 17 Mar 2005, last updated 1 Aug 2008

    Amortentia by lillyfan16

    RESPONSE TO CHALLENGE! Lily doesn't realize what it is that she smells in her amortentia potion... she knows it's something she's smelled here at Hogwarts but what.. or who exactly is it?

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,663 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Jul 2008

    PK staff testing story uploads by gal-texter

    Portkey fic staff testing story uploads here. No need to report this story; I'm one of the people who'd get those reports anyway. :) PK staff make these tests from time to time. --------- Latest test: can PK take Word .doc uploads again?

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 4 Horror Humor
    In progress 397 words in 2 chapters Published 30 Jun 2008, last updated 24 Jul 2008

    Remembered Past by Suzanne of Dragons Breath

    Just got reminded of this fic by my beta, I never did get around to posting it. Oops. Remus remembers on an important day.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 947 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jul 2008

    A Little Thing Called Love by moogle

    Draco Malfoy never intended to fall in love, but when one redhead falls rather ungracefully into his world he finds himself falling just as swiftly for her. The only problem is, she doesn't give a damn for him. ~~~~~Snippet~~~~ Draco stared in surprise at the woman dangling above him, clinging desperately onto what looked like a purple curtain. He gave himself a moment to admire her very nicely formed rear end, and then with a small smirk playing on his lips, said lazily, "You know, I do believe the established mode of exiting a house is through the front door." The woman let out a shriek and almost lost her hold on the curtain, swore furiously under her breath, and then turned a pair of of glaring, brown eyes on him. "What the devil do you want?"

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 4,569 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Jul 2008

    Vanished Barriers by canoncansodoff

    Harry gets a bright idea. Hermione doesn't think to much of it when the idea involves making her knickers disappear. So Harry tries to make things better by making her a new pair...but they're black, and sheer, and thong-backed. Surely there's a good reason for this, right?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,030 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jul 2008

    A Weasley Birthday for a Malfoy by yomoedmb

    Ginny shows Draco how to have a Weasley birthday.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,054 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Jun 2008

    Polyjuice by SHOULDBEHHR

    Are Harry and Hermione more than friends? Harry said no, but his actions say different. Ron would like to find out. He wants to ask Hermione about it, but he doesn't know how. That is until Snape has them make a polyjuice potion in class and Ron gets an idea.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,480 words in 3 chapters Published 18 May 2008, last updated 30 May 2008

    Moving On by Konflickted

    From School to Summer, it seems like the fates are trying to keep James and Lily apart... she's got a secret that she won't be able to hide much longer, and if James doesn't hurry, she just may not survive...

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Drama Humor
    Complete 135,661 words in 44 chapters Published 1 Jan 2008, last updated 29 May 2008

    Rain over Heart by mangolee_schnooglesquee

    There was something about the rain that day. And that something made Hermione wish that her parents had bought a more comfortable couch.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,605 words in 1 chapter Published 29 May 2008

    Bewitched Times by Adrial

    Set nine years after the war's end, the wizarding world is thriving and at the top of her game is Ginny Weasley. Successful and admired, she's itching for a bit of the happiness that's been spreading around her friends and family. But can she swallow her pride and accept it in the form of someone she'd never even considered?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 38,437 words in 6 chapters Published 1 Aug 2005, last updated 22 May 2008

    Knowing There Is Only Now by coven

    Hermione finds out that there is a fine line between dream and reality. A repost of its original version. Nothing changed or added. Grammar errors and typos still the same :D

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 14,276 words in 1 chapter Published 21 May 2008

    Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff

    ONE SHOT - Harry needs a safe place to soak with his Second Task egg, but the Marauder's Map always shows the Prefect's Bath busy with overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,355 words in 1 chapter Published 15 May 2008, last updated 16 May 2008
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