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    First Foot, Forward - A Hogmanay Tale by apaidan

    It's New Year's Eve and someone's had enough of the status quo. Time to put their best, and first foot forward to chart a harmonious new year

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,570 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Jan 2010

    What if...? by Hermy10

    What if Hermione didn’t already have a date to Slughorn’s Christmas party?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,249 words in 3 chapters Published 17 Dec 2009, last updated 1 Jan 2010

    'Twas The Day Before Christmas by apaidan

    It's the day before Christms, and Hermione's got too much to deal with. A wizard rampaging through her kitchen, Molly Weasley and her dream of OBHWF, and defending a certain green-eyed wizard. And that's not even counting dealing with the scariest thing she can think of, her parents.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Drama Humor
    Complete 38,573 words in 10 chapters Published 16 Dec 2009, last updated 25 Dec 2009

    Cause and Effect by apaidan

    A funny thing happens in the Ravenclaw common room during the Golden Trio's second Seventh Year. Hermione drops by to thank Luna for something she doesn't remember doing, yet. And that's just the start of a very interesting day for everyone concerned. Rating just to be safe.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 40,679 words in 8 chapters Published 10 Oct 2009, last updated 24 Dec 2009

    Lifeguard by mynewgenesis

    Draco proves his love for Ginny with unexpected consequences! OneShot! Review! :)

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,616 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Dec 2009

    Divination Made Easy by Suzanne of Dragons Breath

    The summer before fourth year Harry looks to an unusual source of inspiration to make his divination homework easier. Pre-ship.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 794 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Dec 2009

    Gone Senile: An Interview With a Fan-Fiction Author by gti88

    I sat down on the armchair, expecting my fictional guests to arrive. Contemplating my own thoughts during the last hour, I found there was something rather interesting, even magical if you will, about talking with your characters.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Drama Humor
    Complete 4,300 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Dec 2009

    A Club by Viopathartic

    “A club, Harry?” asked Minerva McGonagall with an eyebrow raised skeptically. Harry nodded. “And what is this club?” Harry shrugged. “You don’t know?” Harry nodded. “Why?” There was no point in hiding the truth. “Because…I’m bored.” After his godfather's murder, Harry is compelled to form a club. What kind of club? He's not exactly sure. But he never expected three certain people to come to the first meeting. Join Harry Potter as his club overcomes the barriers of rival houses and form friendships among the most unlikely people. And see how he deals with Hermione dating Ron. Not neccessarily Portkey pairings but there WILL be Harry/Hermione.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    In progress 30,882 words in 8 chapters Published 14 Jul 2007, last updated 7 Dec 2009

    Happily Ever After by mynewgenesis

    Ginny Weasley has an unfortunate habit of dating only the lecherous sort of men who wish to see the interior of her pants. After yet another relationship gone awry, she finally decides, enough is enough. Never again will she go for her 'usual' type. Instead, she's going to go for the polar opposite. And who should come along, but Draco Malfoy.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 13,425 words in 6 chapters Published 13 Jul 2009, last updated 13 Nov 2009

    In Which Draco Malfoy is Jealous of a House by moogle

    Everyone has at least one rival. Draco Malfoy's just happened to be a house.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,643 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Nov 2009

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sprog by granger_danger

    Hermione has been feeling odd lately and thanks to a surprising encounter with her mother and a very peculiar friend, she suddenly finds herself in the middle of a most unsettling situation: Is she pregnant? A waiting game ensues in the longest week of her life. Find out what happens when her male friends decide to be helpful, Harry remains clueless and Hermione ponders the logistical complications of visions. Brief mention of R/Hr. Other pairings include R/L and perhaps some D/G. Read and Review!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Paused 1,417 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Nov 2009

    A Galleon For Your Thoughts by shaz124

    Hermione senses Harry is pulling away from everyone after the happenings in the Dept. of Mysteries. She rashly decides to use a little-known and little-tested method to keep tabs on Harry over the summer hols. Does her decision ultimately result in a great boon? Or will it be her ultimate folly?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 9,603 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Nov 2009

    Hermione's Mis-Fortune by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Does anyone here like the epilogue from DH? Anyone? No takers? Why don't you see what Hermione has to say about it...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,676 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Oct 2009

    Love Lines by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Hermione's p.o.v- a rant/fluff piece after Hermione's final divination class. What WAS going through her mind when she stormed out? R&R, if you please!!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,488 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Oct 2009

    Knickers by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. Ignores HBP but takes place sixth year. Any summary I give would COMPLETELY give away the plot- you'll just have to read and find out! Mostly a humor piece, hope you enjoy!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,775 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Oct 2009

    Love Potion No. 8 by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. 'I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a sip...' James pov, plus lots of Marauder input. Can James get Lily to change her tune with an off-brand love tonic? Lily better guard her pumpkin juice...

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,021 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Oct 2009

    A Day of Woes by moogle

    There Draco had been, one hand clutching the bookshelf behind him, while his other gripped a generous handful of the Weasley girl’s very shapely derriere. Of course, it was all her fault that he ended up that way. Not that her brother had believed him.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,060 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Oct 2009

    Harry McGonagall by witowsmp

    Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 231,099 words in 38 chapters Published 10 May 2007, last updated 15 Oct 2009

    Hermione Beamed by lilymione1203

    ONE-SHOT. His eyes locked on mine, just for an instant before turning to Ron, and he saw me doing the most unforgivable thing- Post-"Sectumsempra" chapter of HBP. Hermione's pov. R&R much appreciated!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,676 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Oct 2009

    Strangers in the Night by lilymione1203

    COMPLETE!! Strangers in the night, exchanging glances- wondering in the night, what were the chances we’d be sharing love before the night was through? Inspired by Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night"

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 22,487 words in 15 chapters Published 25 Sep 2009, last updated 14 Oct 2009
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