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    Catching a Train to Paris by Liandrin

    They just happened to be on the same train, heading to the same place. Fate is ironic like that.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,536 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Nov 2010

    The Halloween Costume Almost-Fiasco by anAnomaLy

    The newlywed Potters are hosting a Halloween party, and Lily has managed to convince James to dress up as... Superman?!

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,720 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Nov 2010

    Alice Evans and the Philosopher's Stone by hermy_madness

    Extract: Bob Granger winked at Alice as he turned to the girl who had approached him with a woman who judging by their similarity could only be her mother. “You don't need to go round finding friends for me.” The girl threw a humiliated glance at her father who smiled indulgently at her, “love this is…” He looked slightly discomfited as he realised he hadn't asked her name. “Alice,” she supplied shyly. “Love this is Alice, she's in your year. Alice this is my daughter Hermione.” What happens when Alice Evans boards the Hogwarts Express and how will it change the lives of our heroes? Please R&R!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 40,743 words in 10 chapters Published 11 Feb 2010, last updated 17 Oct 2010

    A Rather Indecent Proposal by Carla

    'I need you to be my boyfriend.' 'Luna, you... do know I'm with Hermione... don't you?' 'Yes, but don't worry, it's okay. I'm not a jealous person.' Ron's eyes almost bugged out. Every time he thought he'd seen her at her limit of craziness, she managed to surprise him yet again.

    PG Ron & Luna Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 39,821 words in 5 chapters Published 15 Aug 2007, last updated 15 Jul 2010

    A New Opening Night by apaidan

    London is known for its drama. The Mousetrap is the West End's longest running play; Les Miserables, the longest running musical. For soap opera? It's the Harry & Hermione Show, playing at 12 Grimmauld Place. For almost eight years, they've been raising their godchild, making a home, everything a loving couple should do, except for one little thing. Be a couple. Finally Ginny's enlisted the help of a secret weapon to see if we can ring down the curtain on Granger & Potter and have a new opening act, Potter & Potter.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 67,918 words in 15 chapters Published 30 May 2009, last updated 3 Jul 2010

    Nothing Works by xelan

    Albus has always meddled in things that were none of his business, but now he finds himself in over his head in the face of Fate and Hermione Granger. Meddle not in the affairs of Hermione Granger, for you are old and have a heart condition. H/Hr.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 864 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Jun 2010

    Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff

    Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,285 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Jun 2010

    Delusions of Granger by xelan

    Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 2,351 words in 1 chapter Published 29 May 2010

    One Dance by Hazelmist

    With the help of a couple of friends James and Lily suddenly find themselves out on a dance floor together. What happens next is their own fault.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,767 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Mar 2010

    Orange nail varnish by Rid

    pre HBP-When the 'Quibbler' runs into financial trouble,the only thing that can save it is Ronald Weasley and Luna knows that. What's weird is that the 'Quibbler' is the last thing on Luna's mind.- “I mean, I've just always wondered how I'll ever come to know who's the one made for me?” he said. “Will she carry around a board that says `I was made for red haired Ronald Weasley? Or when we'll meet lightning will strike, it'll suddenly start pouring, what? How will I know?” he asked. “Well I've always believed that we have been made in pairs, and for every man on the earth there is a woman. For every blonde, there is a crazy in love Italian,” she said, pointing towards the back of the couple on the other boat. “It's just getting together that's been left to us,” she said, softly. “Meeting the right person and identifying them is up to us. And as for your question- how will you know?” she said, looking up. “Your heart just will,” she said simply.

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 23,045 words in 16 chapters Published 30 Jun 2005, last updated 6 Mar 2010

    Breaking up is hard to do by hermy_madness

    Hermione is trying to break up with Ron except she can't seem to find the words, and that's not her only problem. Told from Hermione's PoV, this started life as a one shot but I think will probably grow into a series. Please R&R!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Drama Humor
    Paused 3,216 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Feb 2010

    A Witch in the Family by anAnomaLy

    After an unexpected visit from Professor McGonagall, Betsy Evans reflects upon her daughter Lily's first signs of magic.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor
    In progress 833 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Feb 2010

    In Vino Veritas by addisonj

    In Wine, Truth. In one night, Hermione dumps her boyfriend, gets drunk with Harry, and realizes that true love was under her nose all along. Fluffy one-shot.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,506 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Feb 2010

    Improper Usage of a Cucumber by MemoriesFade

    The students in Muggle Studies receive a demonstration of the improper usage of a cucumber. Written for a challenge on the DG Forum.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 918 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Jan 2010

    Christmas Cheer by MemoriesFade

    Ginny didn't know that she would end up in the desert on Christmas, nor did she expect to see Malfoy there. But 'tis the season to be jolly, and spread some Christmas cheer along the way.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,098 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Jan 2010

    That Bloody Ball by jennygryffindork

    Short scenario in the midst of the Yule Ball in which Harry talks to himself, searches his inner soul, and finds happiness. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll lose 10 pounds.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,444 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Jan 2010, last updated 24 Jan 2010

    Of Vanity and First Kisses by moogle

    There are some things that cannot be tolerated. Hermione Granger getting a first kiss before you is one of them. Suffering this humiliation, Ginny sets out to protect her pride and get that fabled first kiss. Unfortunately, not everything goes to plan...

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,742 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Jan 2010

    The Worst Summer of My Life by lilymione1203

    My first "Hermione rant" chapter fic! Hermione's point of view, storyline is under lock and key! You'll just have to read to find out... Reviews MUCH appreciated :)

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,242 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jan 2010

    Revenge by mynewgenesis

    Hell hath no fury like a Ginny Weasley scorned. .In which Ginny gets a little revenge. D/G Warning: Very little plot. Lots and lots of snogging. Intended to be silly. Enjoy!

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 18,590 words in 6 chapters Published 25 Jul 2009, last updated 5 Jan 2010

    Draco Malfoy's New Years Resolutions by Liandrin

    Draco lists his twelve New Years Resolutions. D/G is implied.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 305 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Jan 2010
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