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    It Happened One Night! by Muirnin

    Chapter 7 corrected, Chapter 8 finally updated... and it is STILL PG13! Attempt at Jakia's Wedding Challenge (as well as MY OWN attempt at writting something other then R or NC-17!) For full challenge details see summary inside. In a nutshell... Harry and Hermione wake up after a night of drinking and find themselves married!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 23,049 words in 9 chapters Published 25 Apr 2004, last updated 17 Aug 2011

    Caught Off Guard:Hooligan of Hogwarts/A Hooligan Among Us by Island Girl

    The Hooligan continues to strike, Harry keeps botching his romance with Hermione,Ron's figured out that Luna is truly lovely, and Draco is all sorts of snarky, bad-boy, sexiness. The Trio's Seventh year has only become more interesting. not compliant to any book after OotP. Last Chapter: The Hooligan Confesses to someone! *** Reviews are SO SO valued! Please review!***

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 128,524 words in 17 chapters Published 30 Aug 2005, last updated 1 Aug 2011

    If I Fell by anAnomaLy

    Seventh year wasn’t quite turning out as planned. Lily Evans had always hoped she'd be Head Girl someday, but she never thought she'd be working with James Potter, and she certainly never thought she'd find herself falling for the mischievous young man.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 132,049 words in 22 chapters Published 21 Feb 2010, last updated 30 Jul 2011

    Good News by xelan

    A/U. Ron has been traveling trying to find himself for over a year. Now he has some good news that he's sure Hermione will want to hear. If he can find her, that is. Mild to Moderate Ron bashing ahead. H/Hr. NOT an Affair Fic.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 12,796 words in 4 chapters Published 26 Jun 2010, last updated 8 Jul 2011

    Two Steps Back by Emmablk1

    Lily comes to stay with James for the whole summer!...Wait...itsn't that supposed to be a good thing? Between all the teenage angst, will these two ever get together? Hmmm...maybe with some help with a little birdie named Sirius...

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 32,372 words in 13 chapters Published 26 Oct 2005, last updated 6 Jul 2011

    Being an Idiot Can Pay Off by DarthMittens

    One-shot. Harry's in love with Hermione, who doesn't seem to see him as anything other than a friend. To impress her, he decides to jump into the lake in the middle of Winter. What. An. Idiot.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,664 words in 1 chapter Published 19 May 2011

    Harry Potter-McGonagall by witowsmp

    Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 44,539 words in 9 chapters Published 16 Mar 2010, last updated 18 May 2011

    The Means to an End by DarthMittens

    What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,709 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Apr 2011

    Lovely by LadyAkako

    The story of Lily Evans' life from the day she received her Hogwarts letter until the day she died told through small moments, both important and not. A collection of drabbles, if you will, all put together into a long one-shot

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 12,406 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Apr 2011

    Of Thrillers, Halloweens, and Snigerfanes by owanalilypotter

    "Really guys, you all suck. It's Halloween, for Merlin's fluffy pink bathrobe's sake! Get into the spirit!" Merlin's fluffy pink bathrobe? Lord in heaven, it's much too early for this.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,481 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Mar 2011

    The Unorthodox Proposal of Draco Malfoy by MemoriesFade

    Malfoys are raised to be different, to stand out from the crowd. Draco Malfoy soon learns that this is one lesson that applies to every aspect of his life, whether he likes it or not.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,014 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Mar 2011

    Argus Filch's Tale of Love at Hogwarts by MemoriesFade

    He is often overlooked and ignored, the cranky caretaker of Hogwarts. But he is a man who sees things that others do not, scandalous things. His name is Argus Filch, and he has a story to tell, one that will make the hardest heart soften.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,048 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Mar 2011

    The Wedding Planner by Mara Jade Potter

    Based on the movie! To Hermione's delight, Harry comes home from working as an Auror...only to announce he's engaged! And guess who he wants to plan the wedding??Chaos abounds! CH 15 UP!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 37,529 words in 15 chapters Published 25 Jul 2004, last updated 6 Mar 2011

    A Birthday Surprise by apaidan

    It's six years after the Final Battle and the last person he expects shows up at Harry Potter's front door. Birthdays are times to make amends, or balance accounts

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,630 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Mar 2011

    Ten Kisses by GoonerJim

    Harry only wanted to help Hermione out over the Valentine's Day festivities, but she was determined that he get into the Valentine's spirit. And now she's adamant that he get his money's worth...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 12,302 words in 6 chapters Published 3 Mar 2009, last updated 13 Feb 2011

    The Adventures of Owl Man by xelan

    When crime threatens Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, one figure cloaked in darkness appears to save the day. Owl Man meets his most intriguing adversary yet - Kneazle Woman. Harmony and less direct Weasley bashing. More Rogues to come.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,816 words in 2 chapters Published 16 Jan 2011, last updated 4 Feb 2011

    Dealing with a Percieved Threat by SHOULDBEHHR

    Harry and Hermione are the closest of friends, far too close to suit Ginny Weasley. While they may be just friends now, Ginny doesn't want them becoming more that friend later. So she's devised a plan to make sure that they will never want to.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,245 words in 3 chapters Published 26 Dec 2010, last updated 28 Jan 2011

    Love Bites by Ecthelion

    They say the way a person eats is indicative of the way they make love, and as Hermione sits at one of Molly's wondrous dinners and remembers this old saying... well, let's just say our dearest bookworm needs to get her mind out of the gutter! Ooo la la...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,591 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Dec 2010

    Alice Evans and the Chamber of Secrets by hermy_madness

    The second installment of my story about what happens when Alice Evans goes to Hogwarts, though it could I guess be read on its own. Having gone through the fights, explosions and revelations of first year the intrepid four are back for more - unintentional rhyming I promise! - and it's not just a rehash of canon. Please R&R it is always appreciated!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 58,543 words in 14 chapters Published 18 Oct 2010, last updated 20 Dec 2010

    Interlude in the Library by anAnomaLy

    Lily is trying to study. James is bored and therefore trying to distract her. Set between chapters 19 and 20 of "If I Fell."

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 715 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Nov 2010
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