Comments, Disclaimer, etc.: Hey everybody, due to extreme urging by all who read and reviewed this story, here's the second chapter of it. And DON'T WORRY, THERE IS MORE TO COME!!!!!!! Well, more will come as soon as I find a way to get my h/w done before 2 am =P kidding. Thanks for the great reviews on the first chapter everybody; I hadn't originally planned to continue this, but all the reviews just totally changed my mind! =D thanks people luv y'all don't forget to review !!
oh, and btw, this chapter is one I'm especially proud of because I just think it's a bunch of laughs and fun to work with. enjoy! =)
oh, haha, almost forgot: not mine, all JK's, she's smart, I'm not. we get this?
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"Harry," whispered Hermione into Harry's mouth, a few minutes after Snape and McGonagall had walked away. "Harry."
Harry reluctantly pulled away. "What?" he asked her, not unkindly, however.
"We should probably be going up to help Ron and such," she replied. "I mean, he said to come up and help him with Potions and all, and we've been down here watching the- er- two professors- make out and us making out ourselves for... er... some time now."
Harry grinned. "Hermione," he said. "Do you seriously think Ron went up to the common room to do his homework? Or for that matter, even went up to the common room?"
Hermione looked up at him with a puzzled look. "Well... yeah..." she responded. "I mean- well, I think he did...." She frowned and looked at Harry again. "Well, where else would he go?"
Harry grinned wickedly and explained: "Did you notice that when Ron exited the Great Hall, he didn't turn towards the stairs leading to the Gryffindor common room at all?"
"No," said Hermione, looking at him in wonder. "I was too busy blushing over what Ron had said - about us being like we were going out or something, remember?"
"Of course I remember," Harry replied clearly. Then he added, "ruddy bastard" while Hermione giggled. Harry's smile grew wider. "Well," he continued, "Ron most certainly did not turn to go to the Gryffindor common room when he left the Great Hall. His choice of course was more towards... oh, shall we say, the Ravenclaw common room?"
Hermione's mouth opened and her mouth grew wide. Then, suddenly, she broke out in a fit of giggles. She slid down the wall to the floor, unable to contain her bubbling laughter.
Harry grinned and slid down beside her. "Yeah," he said. "I think it was get-together time with Luna, don't you?"
Hermione's only response to this was more giggles. Harry smiled in amusement and watched her literally roll on the floor with laughter. For the second time that day, neither of them noticed as two shadows fell on them in their little crevice.
"So...." came a sudden voice from above, "just when, exactly, was I going to be informed of this sudden change in you two's relationship?"
Far from gasping and looking scared, as she had done before, Hermione just looked up at the figures of Ron and Luna towering over her and laughed harder than ever.
Harry grinned helplessly as Ron and Luna looked at each other in amazement, then at them.
"Er- Harry?" Ron asked. "Are you guys- er- what, exactly- er- oh, what the hell are you guys doing in here?!"
"Oh, Ronnie," giggled Luna suddenly, "we've been in here before, remember? Remember that day when Snape caught us making out in the guys' bathroom and chased us up and down the hallways and we slipped in here to finish our making out and watch Snape try to find us?"
Ron looked as if he was in between smiling at Luna and strangling her.
"Luna, my darling," he said between clenched teeth, "I was trying to make a point here. That little - incident - was a very long time ago-"
"No it wasn't," Luna giggled. "It was just last week!"
"Er, Luna," stammered Ron, "er, I don't- think it was. Maybe it was er- a couple of months ago. Like maybe- last month. Or maybe, you were trying to say- last year? It was last year?"
At this point, Harry cut in. "Uh, Ron?" he asked. "You guys've only been going out since this year, remember?"
"Remember?" pressed Luna.
"ANYWAY," Ron continued, "that is not the point. The point is that- er- well, my two best friends were making out in a nook in the wall!!!"
Hermione, who had still been in fits of giggles before this, cut in now: "Hey Ron, why's that bad? Is, er, Luna's bedroom better for that sort of thing?"
At this comment, Harry, Hermione, and Luna all burst out laughing. Ron, however, looked as if he could fry omelettes on his ears.
"Oh, come on, Ron," giggled Luna. "Tell 'em my bedroom's better! We've been in both this nook and my bedroom, we should know!"
"Yeah Ron, tell us!" egged on Harry and Hermione. "We need the true facts!" Harry exclaimed.
"Oh, my, God, you guys," said Ron finally, whose ears now looked like they had an extreme sunburn, "fine, I'll tell you. This nook is way better. First of all, Luna's bedroom has all these portraits of famous wizards and witches in it, and they're always laughing and snickering and pointing at us. And then there's her roommate Lilly, who's always walking in on us just when we're at the height of our making out. This somehow private, yet intensely uncomfortable, nook in the wall is so much better."
Harry, Luna, and Hermione just stared at him for a moment, and then the three burst out laughing again. Ron just stared as they nearly keeled over, clutching their stomachs with laughter.
Suddenly, they heard footsteps and voices outside their little crevice. They all fell silent as two figures walked past them without noticing them.
Harry and Hermione, on recognizing the two figures, immediately burst out again into silent giggles. Ron and Luna, however, just looked puzzled.
"What's so funny about Snape and McGonagall?" he whispered to Harry and Hermione.
"Well," replied Harry, grinning at him, "for starters, you might want to glance out this little nook and see what, exactly, they're doing."
Ron and Luna, now thoroughly bewildered, peered around the edge of the nook to see what McGonagall and Snape were up to.
Almost immediately, they ducked back inside, and Luna immediately sank to the floor in a severe silent-giggling fit. Ron, however, looked as though he had just seen Dumbledore in his boxers parading around Hogwarts. On his face was complete. And total. Shock. Just watching him struggle to comprehend what he had just seen was enough to send Harry and Hermione into fits of laughter again.
Finally, Ron spoke.
"Were they-" he said in a hoarse whisper, "you know- them-" (motioning to the two professors making out outside) "-were they just- ah- doing something which just kinda- ah- oh, just kinda scarred me for life here?"
As Hermione and Luna were already occupied in rolling around on the floor laughing their heads off, it was Harry who answered Ron's question.
"Well," he said, "in simple words... yes. Yes, they were."
Ron just stared at him for a moment, and then he, too, sank down to the floor in a gale of laughter. Giving up the urge to hold in his laughter, Harry, too, sank down right next to the three of them already down there and laughed his freakin'. Heart. Out. !!!!!!!!!!