Harry is a drunk, Hermione is in Azkaban for leading a House-Elf revolution, Ron is a man-whore, Ginny is a stripper, Draco is a man with a lot of money and a lot of power, and Luna is in St. Mungos for fortune telling. What happens when these six come together in the strangest ways? Post-Hogwarts/Post-Voldemort. Dark comedy, but eventually love! No you're not seeing things, I really am updating. :P Chapter 3 up!
Harry has suffered a great loss after the war: the loss of his memory. Hermione is there with him every step of the way, helping him to remember, to only lose it again. And then Madison comes along and with a touch of her index finger, helps her father remember exactly who he is: Harry Potter and the most wonderful man on earth. Reviewers have been saying this story reminds them of 50 First Dates. Chapter 4 is up!
The dark lord is still afoot, and the trio have been living outside of school grounds for a few years. Their journey has been hard, but is about to get more complicated, especially between Harry and Hermione when they discover something between them that will change the fate of the entire world. Hunts for horcruxes, people turning into animals, Death Eaters being killed by their own leader, Harry Potter has too much on his hands to fall into another relationship, but who would turn down the love of a lifetime? Chapter 10 is up and entitled: Slave to Love. That means... I thought you guys would need an update. :P
Every swan has a mournful song, and those songs are the most beautiful of them all. Something happens to Hermione's parents, and she doesn't know if she can go on, but Harry and Ron show her she can, especially Harry...And then Voldemort comes along and tries to take Harry from her too...
Hermione discovers a flaw in Voldemort's plan to destroy Harry. In the meantime, the boy-who-lived is too depressed to do much of anything. Hermione must snap him out of it so that Harry can defeat Voldemort before he meets his own potential demise... Sorry about the wait!!!
Harry is dead. Hermione is having thoughts of joining him, when she reminisces their last years together. Her thoughts are cut short when their child cries for her mother's attention, and Hermione knows Harry is still with her.
Harry Potter finds himself stuck at the Dursley's again for what turns out to be his most depressing year. Sirius returns, Harry finds out that he is related to Albus Dumbledore and two other very famous wizards, and he loses someone very close to him at the hands of Voldemort (And it's not Hermione he loses...) Takes place where book 5 ends, and shows the growing relationship between the trio, and the tension between Harry and Hermione...even though Hermione agreed to go out with Ron...as to not hurt his feelings. How will Harry feel? Will he be able to get Hermione for himself without ruining his friendship with Ron? (yes, but it will surprise you...)