The Eight-hundred Pound Gorilla by HandofFate Harry rubs his cheek where Hermione kissed him as he left with the Dursleys? What was that and why did he like it? He schemes to not let her go without returning it. From there...enter...The Eight Hundred Pound Gorilla. What does he do now? He's been invited to visit on his birthday and Hermione will be there. PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance In progress 34,761 words in 9 chapters Published 26 Jul 2006, last updated 28 Nov 2006