Pre-HBP: Harry is fed up and tries to off himself – only, because it's Harry, nothing ever goes right. Harry makes a deal with God and the Devil, with the balance of the world resting on his success.
AU! Privateer Harry Potter seeks revenge against Captain Tom Riddle, a ruthless, bloodthirsty pirate who killed his parents 19 years ago. But before he can avenge his parents' deaths, he must return a runaway Princess to her family - despite falling in love with her - and find his father's hidden treasure... before his enemies do! Features RW/LL, D/G as well!
After being wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban, Harry escapes with the help of his closest friends. Harry then forms the Baker Street Irregulars, a group of radical misfits whose sole purpose is to ruin the lives of Fudge, Dumbledore and Voldemort; all who had their hand in the conspiracy that had Harry imprisoned all those years ago... but Harry realizes that sometimes even heroes can't escape their destiny. Angry!Sexy!Harry makes his debute; meet comic-relief!Ron, sexy-agonizing!Hermione, father!Remus, and new high-tech Twin gadgets...