No one could have expected the madness that befell Hogwarts when four FBI agents arrived to investigate baby William's potential status as a wizard. Harry & company spend an action-packed afternoon with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes-- chasing Wormtail down, dueling the Malfoys, and discussing the woes of their fanfictional existences. Will Agent Dog ever be Agent Doggett again? Why is Reyes so enamoured of Snape? Also, the Agents can't believe who turns up to ruin their day-- in the form of Hogwarts's newest ghost. HP/X-Files crossover.
(rating for language, just in case) Seven years post-Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione are working side-by-side in the final opportunity to defeat Voldemort. But what will it take for Harry to realise he loves her?