Sirius
I think we should have a president.
James
…
Remus
…
Peter
…
James
Let me be the first to say this: what?!
Sirius
Yeah! I think we should have a president! And we could vote and have running campaigns and-
Remus
We're friends; we don't need a president, we're not a club.
James
Where'd you get this idea, anyways?
Sirius
Are you saying that I can't come up with something like this on my own?
Peter
Yes.
Sirius
…
Remus
Have you been watching muggle television again?
Sirius
…
James
Sirius…
Sirius
…Maybe…
James
I told you not to do that anymore; it gives you nightmares!
Sirius
I know, but I just couldn't help it.
Remus
Why do we need a president, anyways?
Sirius
Fine. Shoot down all my hopes and dreams, why don't you?
Peter
Okay.
Sirius
…
James
…
Remus
Although…
James
Don't tell me you agree with this lunacy!
Remus
All right, I won't.
James
Moony!
Remus
Well, you have to admit, he does have a point.
James
When have you ever known Sirius to have a point?!
Remus
I think the real question is `when have I known Sirius to ever have a thought?'
Sirius
Not the point!!
Remus
Although we can debate that at a later date.
James
Tuesday?
Remus
I'll call the other prefects.
James
I wonder if we can get the great hall as a debate room?
Remus
How much would it cost to rent?
Sirius
Can we get back to me here?!
James
Sheesh Padfoot. It's always about you, isn't it?
Sirius
Yes, of course. How many times do I have to tell you that before you learn it?
Peter
What were we talking about again?
Sirius
Good old Peter. Your memory is the same length as a goldfish's.
James
Hey whatever happened to that remembrall that we gave you?
Peter
Uh…I forgot where I put it?
Remus
Moving on…
Sirius
Yes I am handsome. Thank you for pointing that out.
James
…
Remus
…
Peter
…
James
What the heck? Where did that come from?
Sirius
I don't know…it kind of just came out.
Remus
Sigh. Getting back to the point…er…other thing we were talking about...let's put it to a vote, shall we?
Sirius
Put what to a vote?
James
Padfoot! Can't you remember anything you have been talking about in the last five minutes?
Sirius
Uh…no.
Peter
I could have guessed that.
Remus
I meant let's put the presidency to a vote.
James
Really? We're really going to go through with this?
Remus
Sure why not? There's nothing else to do but indulge Padfoot in some of his weird fantasies.
James
But only this one. I don't want to know what the other fantasies involve, ok?
Remus
Trust me; no one does.
Sirius
Don't worry, all the other weird fantasies involve super hot chicks which you, my friends, are not.
James
Fortunately none of your fantasies will ever come true.
Sirius
Precisely. Wait, what?
Remus
All those in favor of James being our president?
James
Aye
Remus
Aye
Peter
Aye
Sirius
Nay!
Remus
Well, that's settled. Prongs, you're now our official president.
Sirius
Wait a minute!
Remus
What? We voted.
Sirius
Yeah, but Prongs wasn't supposed to get the job!
Remus
Uh…he had the majority Padfoot.
Sirius
But…but…
Remus
Look at it this way; you haven't lost anything. In fact, nothing really has changed here. He's always been our leader in some ways.
James
Well, thanks Remus. That makes me feel special.
Remus
Exactly. It's a win-win situation.
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